24,
action movies,
ambulances,
bangs,
bastrop, bathing kittens, bawk bawk chicken,
bbq,
being crazy,
being creepy,
being nosy,
being violated,
blue bell icecream, bowling ball gardens,
brain surgery,
cashmere,
cats,
chewing ice,
crazy mom,
cuddling,
despising children,
diet pepsi,
dogs,
double clicking the mouse,
doughnuts, eating food without spices,
fake brain tumor,
falling off the roof,
free anything,
frosting, getting easily offended, giving minors playboy,
goodwill outlet,
grandma,
green jello,
grudges,
hot oil rubdowns,
hot tubbing naked,
kenny g,
killing kittens,
klbj,
lays potato chips,
leather,
lee jeans,
looking at xmas lights,
lying, making my life miserable,
matching outfits, mini sausages, moo moo meowk,
nosy neighbors,
not discussing politics, not getting over anything,
not thinking,
picking figs,
pinnapples,
pretending to cook,
q-tips, reverse oedipal complexes,
ruining perfectly good furniture,
sausage biscuits, sbiffing rocks,
scrapbooking, secret pinnapple presents,
silk,
snooping,
spam, spending grandpa's money, stealing photographs,
sweeping,
tai chi,
tunafish,
useless crap,
vaginal reconstructive surgery,
water buffalo,
whole pies 
