May is a Merry Month, we should celebrate with fic

Title: If the Trash Can's a-Rockin' (or, H is definitely not for Happy)
Author: Très Méchante
Fandom: Sesame Street
Summary: You’d be grouchy too if your fur was green but your balls were blue.

Characters: Oscar the Grouch
Rating: FRM (Mature) || Warnings/Enticements: attempted masturbation, sexual frustration, innuendo, fetishization of trash, general perversion of beloved a children's tv character

Word Count: approx. 855 words || Spoilers: None.

Notes: Written for mmom. I really have no idea how to explain this. /o\
Disclaimer: Not mine. No harm. No profit. No point in legal action.

Title: If the Trash Can's a-Rockin' (or, H is definitely not for Happy) is located at my fic journal. Also at AO3.


Wow. Unable to write for about a year, and this is how I break the dry spell. /o\