May is a Merry Month, we should celebrate with fic

Title: Not Quite Peace and Quiet
Author: Xocoatldreams
Fandom: Buff/Angel
Pairings/Characters: Read and find out
Rating: PG or even G I guess
A/N: I realized I left out disclaimers on my other submissions so here’s a standard one for all I plan on posting. I don’t own any of the recognized characters. I am not making money off of this, it is purely for entertainment purposes. (Don’t sue, I have no job and can’t afford it.)


“You’re gonna go blind, ya know?”

“No I’m not!”

“You’re palms are gonna grow hair too.”

“Will you just shut up?”

“Your forearms are going to get over-muscled.”

“Be quiet please.”

“Everyone’s gonna know what you’ve been doing.”

“Please?”

“You’ll probably end up with carpal tunnel or something like that.”

“No more, just shhh...”

“You should switch hands once in a while, just to keep things even.”

“Spike will you shut up and let me jerk off in peace already!”

“Sure Peaches, anything you ask.”