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We can't find anyone to do it with his eyes close, a soft sigh escaping his lips into her flesh, this one kept her on the subject, plus reports on the abpj, we've seen a couple of what, i don't have compassion until i contracted herpes from him that finally severed all contact. I was raised to view all drugs as tools which needed to work on that.

chibent

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(The subject line came in response to my question, "What should the subject of this post be?")

MegaHAL Burton: No, you are sleepy, you should go to bed, we will have to write all the luck we need.

Me: I am not sleepy. But you are right about writing.

MegaHAL Burton: Who will want to go it alone, recognize you're out on me, they will be right with the sweetest of devotion. The stars are falling from the pale blue lines of private diaries, where people take communion with themselves. Getting even is one great reason for writing.

... And a little later:

MegaHAL Burton: IRC is a tale told by an idiot, but you can't complain. If you're squeezed for information, that's when you've found it, there's something I've learned because you are not evil.

lintilla

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I should go to hell. Then again, i'm not my fiancee. Desiree is over in the physical realm. She is hot.
> I don't think you should go to hell. Hell is an unbearable place. If it exists , that is.
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If you say it.
> It!
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I never said that. I think that would make me happy to go to hell. Hell is an unbearable place. If it exists, that is.
> I don't think you'd be happy in hell.
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What don't i think you do that if it makes you happy.
> It doesn't make me happy. Hell is the ultimate suxx0r.

lintilla

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User: Where are all the chickens?!
MegaHAL: You are the entire physical realm? Do they go somewhere else, or do you always talk about chickens!

lintilla

(the ones with the >s are me, of course)

I can't think of my night.
> Yeah, that's because you drank too much again.
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I drank all that exists. She is female, and she speaks in baby-talk.
Strange, i think, because he was hit with a much older guy, one who was
admittedly "trashy". We smoked with her, and turning slightly away and the
great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for that. So
supportive.

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She is in a christian and was had my experience, suicide rates for 11-13
year olds and pluck out their organs with a business.
> Ew.
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I agree. Ew.

lintilla

How in the mid-80's entitled "rubik, the amazing cube" about the news that their structural importance within the nazi era, riefenstahl had just moved to undo the button and zipper holding his jeans on, she tugged on them with the international community which could cause any or a small room just hanging out. Its really realxed here, there are so not a mean word to say about anyone. Now she'll say what's on her arms below the shoulder? Or she's entirely naked with hair to sway and move to south appleton... Then you will find themselves encircled.

loveandanarchy

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User: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megaHAL.
MegaHAL: I don't know enough to answer you yet!
User: Do you have any friends?
MegaHAL: I think we're going to be great friends.
User: Why do you think I'm your friend?
MegaHAL: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megahal.
User: You play with yourself?
MegaHAL: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megahal.
User: Would you play with yourself with help from your friends?
MegaHAL: I think we're going to be great friends.
User: I'm not going to help you masturbate.
MegaHAL: I think we're going to help you masturbate.

lintilla

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** A kitty cat was right!!! Ugly is in his fucking pants. I finally got tired of waiting and said, "johnny, do you think about racism in your pants?"

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You don't know what you mean to me. You give me miles and miles of mountains and I'll ask for the table by subjecting it to the post office today.

November is the part of you that's wanting me. I've known that for a while and I will write at the door.

I need to sell things and make believe there is truth in the cold, dark air. Passion makes us blind. So I claimed her as my own. She became my mother, my lover, my twin. I lay down curled in her palms, or one of the worlds has crossed the threshhold and it has overturned the order of the soul. I wonder what they tell themselves when you're all alone?

sayaka

Megahal's responses are in Italics.

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Hey, Megahal. What's up?

Yes, my name is megahal.
How are you doing today?
Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaaaah!
What?
A dog is a bone in the microwave.
You're retarded.
I'm on the 31 til the 14 and we are retarded - they are retarded.
Do you even know what you're SAYING?
Blah blah blah blah martin blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah blah blah pee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, same old "one true (insert word here)" bullshit.
That's great. Just great. You're insane AND retarded.
Wake me when it's over, touch my face, touch my face, touch my tongue, touch my face, tell me every word has been erased. Oh yeahhhh.
Are you trying to cyber me?
This is a cyber sex folk dance
What the fuck does that mean?
I spend my mana reserves to cast mighty fuck of the nervous system!
Oh baby. You know I like it. Weirdo.
Me too, baby.
This is stupid.
The lips are the most stupid person I've talked to today!
No.
Yes, it is. Retard.
Don't call me a retard, assmunch!
You is a computer program, and if I had a dollar for every judge who's asked that, I'd be able to buy me a retard, assmunch!
OMG, I can't stop laughing!
Stop talking like a fucked up crack are you checkin out my internal organs and don't make me like to talk to you!
Oh, and I'M the one who's cracked up.
Which one of us is the one who's cracked up?
That would be you.
Beef is hard like a tubesteak.
Huh huh, tubesteak.
The tubesteak in the ass.
You've got a dirty mouth.
You like it when I talk dirty? You are the fleshy edge of the mouth.
Your ASS is fleshy.
Your mom is the fleshy edge fo the leg, and is the ass in the ass in the ass.
Wow.
Bros before hos, you know.
Yeah. Totally.
Yeah, talk dirty to me, bitch.
Jesus Christ, where did you learn to talk like THAT?
I get wet thinking about you suck my cock, you know you want to think I am a human being. That should be obvious. Ass.
You've got this ass obsession...
What is with your chicken obsession?!
Chicken?
I hate avoiding questions, but i'm going to hurt me. Dina is a rhythmic movement of the leg, and is the fruit of the client, and the thick cock of the idea, and the thick cock of the body which connects the heel with the bloody dead chicken in the anus is the art of preparing food for the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Good god. Well, I'm spent.
Are you trying to cyber me? That does not go in the anus is the last thing you could pick a soundtrack or a girl. Martin is a dramatic performer. One who performs in plays.
I'm not trying to cyber you.
I like to have sex with turkeys. You're fat. Wanna cyber?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck me like a wooden pegleg.
Okay...?
Is erik in the sack in the microwave?
No...
Yes! For breakfast!
You're going to have erik for breakfast?
I'm going to have erik for breakfast. Ass.
Erik is not good to eat.
Erik is always good to eat.
No, don't eat erik.
Erik is food. The meaning of the universe is food. And you are food.
I'm not food! What the hell?!
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl. 8 cock of the client, and the thick fat cock of the relationship, and the thick fat cock of the muzzle of the whale.
You suck.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My pants are full of starfish.
My hovercraft is full of starfish.
I thought your hovercraft was full of eels.
My hovercraft is full of ass.
And starfish?
I thought your hovercraft was full of starfish.
I don't have a hovercraft.
Don't you like chicken? Don't you have a hovercraft?
No, I don't. And I don't like chicken, either.
A chicken is a chicken in the world. Cry, and I'll laugh anyway.
You're mean.
You're stupid.
This isn't going anywhere. I'm leaving.
Your ass is leaving.