I SO wish I had thought of “Creationist Flintstones.” I likely couldn’t have used it in Bizarro anyway, but damn it’s funny. I once did one with Peter from B.C. trying to convert a couple of cavemen to believe in a messiah that won’t be born for tens of thousands of years, which only makes sense to readers of B.C.
Let’s not make fun of christianity now. Remember, when Jesus was led to Golgotha, he had to carry his cross past the same rocks and trees, over and over and over.
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Hee. I’m a Creationist and I still found this hilarious.
That *is* sort of how animation works, after all.
I SO wish I had thought of “Creationist Flintstones.” I likely couldn’t have used it in Bizarro anyway, but damn it’s funny. I once did one with Peter from B.C. trying to convert a couple of cavemen to believe in a messiah that won’t be born for tens of thousands of years, which only makes sense to readers of B.C.
Hey… how were the Flintstones able to celebrate Christmas if they lived before Christ was born?
Sen. Robert Byrd is dead… now I feel bad for making nasty comments about him because of his time in the Klan.
Maybe the Flinstones were really celebrating the winter solstice, and it was translated to “Christmas” for twentieth century audiences.
By the way, doesn’t the Book of Mormon have people worshipping Jesus centuries before he existed?
This is all fine, but it does nothing to explain the existence of Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles.
On the eighth day, God created a kind of cereal that you didn’t have to chew.
This is magical.
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Let’s not make fun of christianity now. Remember, when Jesus was led to Golgotha, he had to carry his cross past the same rocks and trees, over and over and over.