Have you tried luring him into kicking a football and then yanking it away at the last moment? Glasser had some great successes with blockheads using this technique.
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Have you tried luring him into kicking a football and then yanking it away at the last moment? Glasser had some great successes with blockheads using this technique.
Once again, Big Psych tries to crush the independent operator.
“I’m going to suggest a consult with your brother, if you can keep him from proselytizing.”
“I can also write you a referral for a Dr. Blink, who usually sees superheroes, but is very good.”
“Do you still hear the dog talk?”