Thus the state of Manhattachester Was born from those nutty few Some were liberal and evil and soon Decided they would be The Manhattanchester Congress With one ultimate quest To legalize a couple of things (most thought slash was the best) They *facepalm*ed and *headdesk*ed Until their brains went numb But still those idiotic states Remained stupid and dumb Yet they will continue yelling Manhattanchester will not rest For they're a lot more dedicated Than their origins suggest
Written by Green Sweater, Chief Debater, Attorney General and Badass Fencer
