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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2004|01:04 am]
the overman
Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.

Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.

Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.

Oh the First World War, boys
It closed out its fate
The reason for fighting
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.

When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.

I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.

But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2004|09:54 am]
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2004|01:05 pm]
the overman
gahhhhhhhhhhhh i miss carrie :(
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2004|02:50 pm]
the overman
60th anniversary of D-day everyone!
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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2004|10:12 pm]
the overman
somehow i am not surprised ;)
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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2004|09:03 pm]
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seeing the eagles was so far the greatest (one of them) experience of my life. you could not imagine the cheering after life in the fast lane, the lighters everywhere, the thousands of old men in sweatpants with their ass-cracks showing. It was awsome. -----------------surely make you lose your mind -----------------------
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(no subject) [Apr. 29th, 2004|08:26 pm]
the overman
this entry was made by the one sean loves the most.

and she loves him too. and she knows his password.

peace and love everyone!

-carrie
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2004|11:47 pm]
the overman
i dont understand anything
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2004|11:46 pm]
the overman
it doesnt matter without you
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2004|11:46 pm]
the overman
stab me
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