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To a Mouse-Brain [Apr. 16th, 2010|11:15 am]
Seanathan
To a Mouse-Brain
By Sean Geoffrey Sagan
April 15, 2010

Ms. Palin who tastes quite like snow,
A mouse haired ice-queen dontcha' know
Well she deserves the old heave ho
In Boston Harbor, She should go

And big ol’ Rush’s monstrous girth
Old Scratch himself hurrahed his birth
Though stuck in Oxycontin dearth
He quivers in malicious mirth

Let’s not forget the Beckerheads
Who deify their figurehead
And though pronounced By him braindead
Open their souls and wallets; bled

You poor lost folk, you cannot see
The truth it never touches thee,
For best laid schemes of mouse-brained men
Will fall and crumble in the end


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Long time, no post.  I felt I should begin with a little verse, hope y'all (however few of you remain) enjoyed it.  A quick update.

The engagement is going well.  Jenna and I have set upon a date, a location, a caterer and are in the process of meeting with photographers and dj's.  The wedding parties are mostly set and we are in the process of determining the makeup of the ceremony, ie. more religious for her friends, less so for mine.  We determined to do away with the Kabalat Panim and Tisch(roughly greeting of the bride and groom respectivily), keep the bedeken(veiling ceremony) and of course the Chuppah ceremony(actual wedding) and use her family's Reform Rabbi.  Jenna's family is as Reform/Secular as me and mine, however, many of her friends are Conservative/Orthodox.  We're doing away with bentching(blessings) after the reception as well.  He friends will survive somehow.  Oh, and everyone Kosher/Vegetarian/Vegan/Gluten Free (This is what we liberal Jews have done to the culinary world) gets a vegan stuffed mushroom.

Other news, I was recently - before Passover -accepted to Religious Studies program at UC Riverside for graduate studies in Religion in American Politics and Civic Culture.  Over the course of the next 5 or so years, I'll be working towards both an MA and a PhD.  They cave me a Fellowship and a TAship.  Aside from having to move to or close to the 909, I'm really excited.

The only issue is that Jenna is having lots of trouble finding work as a teacher.  Riverside Country is not hiring and though she is trained for both public school and Jewish day school, there are no Jewish day schools to speak of in the Inland Empire.  That leaves hoping for something in OC or LA but jobs are scarce in both areas and even if she gets one, that leaves a particularly nasty commute.  But still, a commute is better than no job.  So we shall see.  Somehow, we'll figure it out, I'm sure.
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Big News!!! [Dec. 30th, 2009|10:35 pm]
Seanathan
I don't update this nearly as much as I should.  But I have big news tonight.  I'm engaged!  I proposed to Jenna on Monday and she said yes.  Our respective Jewish parents have already kicked into planning mode and the date is tentativily set for April 10, 2011 (late because of the economy, not because of fear or any of that).  Crazy huh? 

So yeah, I'm engaged, someones fiance, and a Jewish girl no less.  Who would've guessed?  After all those failed dates, relationships, hook ups and assorted trainwrecks, one finally came through. 

Here's to a very happy New Year, for me, for my fiance and for everyone else.
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The Great American Cancer [Nov. 3rd, 2009|10:28 pm]
Seanathan
[mood |angryangry]

   A cancer is rarely cured.  It is treated, it is operated upon, and it is fought tooth and nail but seldom is it truly abolished.  Rather, it is shrunk, partially removed and bombarded with radiation, thereby buying the patient some extra time before the process begins anew.  Today, America is the patient and the cancer is the same reoccurring malignancy that has plagued this nation since its very inception.  As voters in Maine proved, prejudice and bigotry are alive and well and its prescriptive remedy is – surprise – in short supply.

   As Maine voters elected to restrict same sex couples the right to marry, they have proven that the Great American Cancer has not only come out of remission, it has metastasized; jumping from state to state and population to population. It has destroyed the hopes, dreams, rights, freedoms and families of millions of Americans.  Just as cancers hide in the body in the form of fatigue, headaches, and any number of common maladies, this scourge takes refuge under an innocuous and seemingly benevolent banner.

   Christianity, once the religion of love, brotherhood, salvation and hope; what is the ‘Good News’ you bring us today?  It is a gospel of hate and oppression.  While millions of church men and women sing praises to their Lord, their brothers and sisters, friends and neighbors are persecuted and dehumanized.  How soon before these “good people” flout the law and take up arms against homosexuals, just as their ‘spiritual’ forbearers took up violence against African-Americans in the last century and just as they have to Jews for thousands of years?   Certainly not all Christians are hateful and bigoted yetsadly, their faith has been hijacked by fanatics who pilot their destructive vitriol into the edifice of civil society and social justice.  Had they their way, the society these beasts desire would look little different from that of the Taliban.  Stone the fags, deport the Illegals, lock the women in the kitchen!   Who will be next? 

   Some may say the people of Maine and California and so many other states have spoken.  They do not want Gay Marriage.  To them I say that the people of Maine and California and so many others are wrong.  They have acted not on principle but on bigoted, small-minded evil impulses.  The laws barring Gays the right to marry or any other inequities are not just unjust, they are an abomination!  We as Americans can no longer sit by while discrimination runs rampant.  We must tear this noxious weed up at its roots once and for all.  As Dr. King said, “Justice to long delayed is justice denied” and frankly, justice has been denied to far too many for far too long. 

   Civil unions are not enough, domestic partnerships are not enough and simply affirming your belief in equality is not enough.  The danger greater than Christian fanaticism is the ineffectual moderate who as Dr. King again astutely says, “…is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice…who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises…to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will” 

   If we are to have full justice, we can not stand idly by, merely professing our views and waiting every four years like a Dickensian orphan for the meager gruel we call a vote. Voters in Maine have “Democratically” decided to strip their fellow citizens of their Unalienable Rights, rights enjoyed by all other citizens.  In the name of religion and “family values” they have committed a great sacrilege against the sanctity of freedom and equality.  They have done so, having been mystified by the corrupted coffers of Mormon Church, the Vatican and the various confederacies of evangelical Protestantism. 

  The time to engage is now, we can no longer wait.  They are right about one thing, these so called Christians.  We are in a culture war and one side must win.  We who fight for liberty must be the side that wins.  We must engage them at every turn, tell them when they’re wrong, march against their oppression, and if need be, take to the streets.  We must claim victory or the freedoms all of us hold dear will slip away like desert sand through fingertips.  Because if we don’t, I wonder who will be allowed to speak out when they come for us?

Sean Sagan
November 3, 2009

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It's that time of year again [Oct. 6th, 2009|10:00 pm]
Seanathan
Angels will fall, quickly and silently and then you, vile New York will crumble. Roland Emmerich can only dream of what Boston will do to you! This year, like so many previous, your pinstripes will stain RED. Sweet and holy retribution for your sins, and those of your fathers.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2009|11:28 pm]
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New Years Greetings [Sep. 18th, 2009|05:21 pm]
Seanathan
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Happy New Year to all my fellow Judeans, may it prove to be sweet and happy. I told the Face Book friends that on Rosh Hashanah we indulge in apples, honey and the blood of Christian babies. I am disappointed by lack of indignant response. Thus far only BERJAYAmiabeth has replied telling me that she hoped that we had a vegan alternative...so instead of blood we'll be having agave nectar with red food coloring.

So my girlfriend lives in the Pico-Robertson section of West Los Angeles. For those of you not familiar with L.A. it's a very crowded, very Jewish, very conservative/orthodox section of the city. I've heard residents refer to it as "Little Brooklyn." It happens to also be my family's old neighborhood before they all absconded to the semi-secular Diaspora of Orange County. Jenna is not orthodox, she is reform like me but she interacts with the tribe and her observant friends better than I do as my Jewish friend before I met her consisted of 1/2 Shaina and 1/2 Luke. That's OC for you.

Anyway, the reason I'm relating all this is to give background information for a little anecdote that occurred yesterday. Pico-Robertson is a couple of blocks section of Pico blvd between the streets Robertson and La Cienega. Pico itself stretches from Santa Monica to Downtown and ends around Skid Row. I've spent many a pre Lakers/Clippers game going the wrong way off the 5/10 interchange and winding up lost on East Pico Blvd. Pico is a really cool street because A. In rush hour it's an easier drive into Downtown and East L.A. (or from there west) than the hell that is the 10 and B. It provides a really cool cross section of L.A. culture while skirting Beverly Hills which is obnoxious and undrivable and lacking parking even more so than the rest of L.A.

It would be a misnomer to label Jenna's neighborhood as exclusively Jewish or even ethnically Ashkenazi (European). While most of the Hasidim are certainly that, the neighborhood also houses a large number of Persian, Yemenite, Sephardic (Spanish/Moroccan) Jews and Israelis. You can tell the Israelis because they're loud and obnoxious and walk down the streets with their shirts off, sporting giand gold Mogan Davids (Jewish Stars). Since they are not wearing Hawaiian shirts and this is not Miami, they must then by default be Israeli. With no desire to get political, I think I am justified in calling Israelis, "The 'bros' of the desert."

A couple blocks down on Fairfax the Jewish-Ethiopian Falashas intermingle with the Orthodox Ashkenazi of Hancock Park and the Studio Execs. of Beverly Hills. Re: Pico, It is a strange culture even though it is technically my own. So strange in fact that I often feel more at home in the Mexican and Black run diners that break up the kosher block. Good, now you have an idea of the ethnic makeup of the area.

Yesterday as I left my house in Orange County and braved the nasty 405 I heard on the radio (in Irvine no less) an ad for a Glatt Kosher market that is a block from Jenna's apartment. I recall thinking how strange it was for such a specific radio add to penetrate so far south in the market. I should have known better. If the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day for most of America, the day before Shabbat and Rosh Hashanah is the busiest for Orthodox Jews. They blocked up traffic up and down Pico trying to turn into the tiny little market that has eight parking spaces, honking, screaming and cursing all the while.

When I left this morning it was much, much worse, made all the more intolerable by the following. Two Hasidim, one turning into the Glatt Mart and one going towards La Cienaga had stopped their cars in the middle of the intersection, rolled down their windows and began - in Yiddish - a leisurely conversation. Traffic backed up well past Robertson as the 'pious' idiots blocked the road in two directions. People began honking their horns and screaming in multiple languages but the two remained seemingly oblivious. Loud curses befouled the already filthy Los Angeles air; Yiddish, Hebrew, Arabic, Farsi, English and Spanish. It was a virtual multi-cultural fair of seething anger and expletives. I myself shouted "What is this? The Klezmer comedy hour? Are you the fucking Schlemiels of Lodz?" and then a little less Yiddishkeit, "Move your stupid, mother-fucking asses!" Finally, after two full minutes of abuse, the two conversationalists exchanged parting pleasantries, rolled up their windows and went on their way - after I might add, several cars had illegally moved around them, having had no other choice.

Anyway, Shana Tovah everyone, Happy New Year!
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2009|01:46 pm]
Seanathan
Woohoo. I'm off to see the mighty Dodgers whallop Houston! The Dodgers are my 3rd favorite team, after the Red Sox and the Angels. I'm more than happy to see them go all the way this year, so long as its not against the Sox.
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FTW - a poem [Jul. 15th, 2009|01:31 pm]
Seanathan
Sarah Palin tastes like snow
that is why she had to go
cover up her secret sin
boned Mark Sanford FTW
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Fun weekend [Jul. 13th, 2009|12:27 am]
Seanathan
Friday seemed to be shaping up to be a disaster beginning with a hellacious GRE math study session that was punctuated with unpleasant calls from my father. It was followed by a vicious tribulation of a drive from Huntington Beach to Eagle Rock/Pasadena which saw me in bumper to bumper/stop and go traffic from Long Beach on. Downtown was truly a nightmare and what would ordinarily be a 50 min drive was 2 1/2 hours. Whenever I start to enjoy Los Angeles the traffic always rears up and says, "no Sean, fuck you!"

Of course it wasn't over. I promised Jenna I would go to Shabbat so we then drove across town using surface streets to get to Westwood/Beverly Hills where the Sinai Conservative Shul she wanted to attend was. Once we finally arrived the weekend began to shape up but fuck me, L.A. was horrendous on friday.

Now the service itself was silly in my humble opinion but I'm Reform and feel that if you're gonna buy into the mythology, than you should go Orthodox. You either believe God cares about whether or not you eat shrimp or you don't. Conservative Jews split hairs and straddle fences.

Anyway, the only reason I even went to a Beverly Hills Conservative Shul was because A. I wanted to catch a glimpse of a celebrity (I did not) and B. The Rabbi was hosting (on behalf of the US State department) after the service, a conference on religious pluralism in America with religious scholars from around the world in attendance. That was fun and informative and made the day worthwhile.

Yesterday was quiet, we watched the Godfather I and II because Jenna had never seen them and had dinner with her folks.

Today however was phenomenal. We drove up to Culver City to her friends engagement party which was catered by Negila, an awesome Israeli/Kosher restaurant that claims some of the best falafel and hummus this side of Jerusalem. We then drove into Downtown and hung out on Olvera Street and China Town. For about $25 I purchased street taquitos, cactus candy, pumpkin candy, sweet potato candy (Olvera Street), fried plantains, jewelery for mom, 300 fire crackers, 6 smoke bombs, and 144 bottle rockets (China Town). The day was finished with a visit to "Philipe" the restaurant where the french dip was invented.

So in the end, the weekend proved quite nice. Next week though I think I'll remain in the OC and be secular for awhile. I'm thinking Beach on Friday and OC Fair on Saturday.
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day at the beach [Jul. 9th, 2009|12:11 am]
Seanathan
[mood |contentcontent]

I went to the beach today. The water was warm and stunningly clear, the color of glimmering emerald. The break was about 3-4' big enough for fun but not exceptionally rough. The shore was relatively quiet and a gorgeous breeze was blowing puffy clouds across the sky. At some point, as I floated over a swell, staring at the sky it occurred to me; I really do live in paradise.

I'm sorry that most of you don't.
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