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from the jefferson's episode of south park
Ignorance is Ignorant.
made by  syanorra</a>
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[07 Feb 2005|04:13am] |
Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the small hand
Q: Where does Michael Jackson go on vacation?
A: DuBois (do boys) --- DuBois is a small town in Pennsylvania,near Pittsburgh
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Boys' Town,USA
Q: What's the name of Michael Jackson's and Lionel Richie's new song?
A: Beat It (All Night Long)
And one more thing...
Michael loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and yellow,black and white ---- long as their ass is nice and tight
Michael loves the little children of the world
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[26 Nov 2004|11:02am] |
Robin Williams On Micheal Jackson
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.
It having me in fits!
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| Hey |
[02 Sep 2004|04:13am] |
Would you like to own this community?
Comment plz.
EDIT
New Maintainers are!
imgoingblind666
&
mikey_jackson
Have fun... cya!
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[29 Apr 2004|08:27am] |
Hi! I'm Michael Jackson... *Jhemona* We are looking for people like you to join our community! We want the sick the disgusting the perverted and the demented. *Dechabechawa* Our only rule is that you make up an alter ego of yourself, you can be anything you want! *got your nose*
alter_ego_x
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You guys shouldn't make fun of me.. that's just ignorant
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[08 Mar 2004|10:21am] |
Janet Jackson realllyyy looks like a monkey in this picture.
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[04 Feb 2004|01:24am] |
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don't forget to pick up your wacko jacko t-shirts! i just got mine in the mail today.
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Aha who seen the Janet Jacko incident? Do you think it was staged to happen? Maybe she wants more attention than her brother!
Now, the jokes...
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video.
Others
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
We have just recieved news that police have reaided MJ's Neverland Ranch. They have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in the bedroom!
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
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[31 Jan 2004|10:05pm] |
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Anyone have the joke about Jacko putting alcohol in juice and giving it to kids?
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