The 1st: "thou shalt not look down upon them"

The 2nd: "thou shalt watch Supernatural everytime it plays, even if you've already seen it"

The 3rd: "thou shalt watch vids on youtube of them. mainly wincest"

The 4th: "thou shalt not laugh when they cry, because it's cute okay motherfucker?!"

The 5th: "thou shalt not be grossed out by kinky!J2M fics"

The 6th: "thou shalt make plans to kill Ruby"

The 7th: "thou shalt stare at pics of them for 10 mins a day"

The 8th: "thou shalt rewatch everything where Jared and Jensen eyefuck each other in public"

The 9th: "thou shalt hate any female creature that dares touch them. besides Sadie."

The 10th: "thou shalt refrain from killing the other fangirls, even if they've met them and you really wanna wring their necks and burn them and harvest their organs for money to get to Vancouver"