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BERJAYA
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Join the LiveJournal Revival! [12 Oct 2025|11:31pm]
BERJAYA
rock_dinosaur
[ mood | BERJAYA busy ]

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Are you fed-up with garbage, full-of-shit sites where nobody actually communicates, such as Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and Twitter? Do you wish your old friends who've migrated to those sites would return to LiveJournal? The BERJAYAthe_lj_revival community has been set up with that aim in mind, and you are invited to join it. If you are already on LiveJournal and still have a Facebook profile, and would like to see more people returning to LJ or setting up accounts here, we invite you to post a link to this community on your Facebook Timeline. If you would like to find out who is still using LiveJournal and make contact with those who are already here, you are invited to copy and paste the 'about me' questions on the profile page and post them with your answers to the community.

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New! [21 May 2005|11:12pm]
BERJAYA
lovemeorhateme_
Hey! I am Aussie and I am 16 years old. I am from the hartford area of Ct. I am new here and well obviously I love corsets. I currently don't own any but I am looking to buy so if anyone has any good websites I would be very greatful. If anyone has any suggestions on where to buy them as well I would appreciate that as well. Uh I guess thats all.

♥ Aussie

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Spam whoreing [17 May 2005|11:49am]
BERJAYA
vie_privee
BERJAYA
BERJAYAvanilabeannoel

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[24 Mar 2005|10:50am]
BERJAYA
cphsblondie
What is wrong here...where did the fun go?

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*ish a newbie* ;) [23 Mar 2005|03:43pm]
BERJAYA
vie_privee
Heya *waves*
I'm Tara :D and i just joined this community *YAY!!*
I really dont know what else to say...*ish a very boring person :P*...um, if anyone wants to say hi, feel free :D *lofs chatting to new people*
.:hugs everyone:.

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You are all dead. [09 Aug 2004|11:29am]
BERJAYA
pseudo_villain
[ mood | BERJAYA lacking kinky ]

Hmmm... that would be kinky.

Er...

So, this is Shanleigh. I got a new journal, and I was just looking through here because I was bored...

I think it's hilarious that at first Ming and James tried kicking Kyle out for not being kinky enough. Absolutely hilarious. I laugh. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.




Needs moar kinky!
Seriously. MOAR!!!!

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really lack of kinky. [09 May 2004|05:34pm]
BERJAYA
desired_exile
[ mood | BERJAYA okay ]

im bringing my camera to school, and someone better do something kinky!

cause this is a boring, and lacks in everything that was suppose to be.

the overseers of this have failed to make it what it was suppose to be. let us all have a moment of silence for Bethany, and Selena.




Lets all try and make this a better place.

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This community lacks kinky... [01 May 2004|11:53pm]
BERJAYA
wtf_pancakes
[ mood | BERJAYA amused ]

So, I will provide it in a very strange form.

Today, I was running to answer the phone and my leg went straight into my swimsuit stretcher, and it was pretty painful. So I limped to the phone only to see it was unavailable, so I went back to my room.

Just as I was getting ready for bed, I noticed the bruise it made, and I was just thinking...

"Man, that would make an awesome logo for a video game company."

You'd have to see it to really get it, but I don't have a digi-cam, and even if I did, I don't have underwear on and the bruise is just a tad high up for me to pull my pants up and show you. By the time I have access to a digi-cam, the bruise will be long gone. I'm sorry.

But it does look pretty awesome.

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i just provide and expose the kinkyness, i dont get any of it.....im preverted. [16 Apr 2004|05:52pm]
BERJAYA
desired_exile
[ mood | BERJAYA artistic ]

Read more...Collapse )

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[13 Apr 2004|07:49pm]
BERJAYA
desired_exile
BERJAYA

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Kinky? [10 Apr 2004|06:35pm]
BERJAYA
ilovebigpandas
[ mood | BERJAYA artistic ]

BERJAYA

I feel so sorry for the poor guy...

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Wazzaaaap?! [29 Mar 2004|09:43am]
BERJAYA
ilovebigpandas
[ mood | BERJAYA amused ]

I sure haven't been here in a while. Y'all should come back... because I miss teh kinky.

Hmm... what's been kinky in my life lately?

I have -- done nothing.

Anyway, here is a kinky picture... and now it's your turn to contribute to the cause.

Thank you.

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Is it just me... [12 Mar 2004|11:34pm]
BERJAYA
mala_bosanka
[ mood | BERJAYA sleepy ]

...Or has it been really quiet here lately?

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You know... [21 Feb 2004|12:34pm]
BERJAYA
ilovebigpandas
[ mood | BERJAYA annoyed ]

This community sucks balls... even more balls than I suck, and that takes a lot of ball-sucking.

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[04 Feb 2004|06:41pm]
BERJAYA
a1fanum3ric
[ mood | BERJAYA errg ]

I tied James to my bad and took pictures. I'll put them up here soon. be waiting for them. I want handcuffs for my birthday. Because I had to tie him to my bed with scarfs. fun fun. nothing happend...*tear*

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Heh... heh heh... [02 Feb 2004|05:29pm]
BERJAYA
wtf_pancakes
[ mood | BERJAYA naughty ]

Sadly, the BAWLS had no effect. The caffeine never ended up kicking in.

But... today was kinda kinky. But just kinda.

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Where has all teh kinky gone? [02 Feb 2004|06:38am]
BERJAYA
wtf_pancakes
[ mood | BERJAYA rawr ;) ]

No one's posted in a while. So I'm sitting here wondering.... why no kinky?

To make up for teh lack of kinky, I'm going to drink a BAWLS at lunch, then go to Jorge's after school, and see what happens. I'll post details when I get home.

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Whee! [28 Jan 2004|10:10pm]
BERJAYA
wtf_pancakes
[ mood | BERJAYA whee! ]

So, Karina got a new LJ, and so did I. I being Shanleigh. And Shanleigh being BERJAYAsuper_rusifie, in case you didn't know that. But you probably did.

Hooray for biting!
Wow... this is the third time I've tried posting it in this community, and I keep putting it in my own LJ. o.o

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All your metal armor drags me down, nothing hurts like your mouth. [28 Jan 2004|07:31pm]
BERJAYA
ilovebigpandas
[ mood | BERJAYA accomplished ]

Yo yo yo, my kinky bitches. Er... friends?

Anyway, tis be Karina, with her new journal. Enjoy ^_^

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Bi-Sexual Barbie [27 Jan 2004|07:27pm]
BERJAYA
lady_of_diadems
[ mood | BERJAYA amused ]

One of ten barbies is left-handed,
another ten percent are lesbian.
But it's hard to keep track of the bisexual ones-
their orientation often a secret, or if overt,
still undetectable. Barbies dress in front of one another
and statisticians think nothing of it.
Two barbies often share a sleeping bag or double bed
because there are twice as many barbies as Ken's.
Two barbies live in one Furnished Glamour Home
when each could easily afford her own.
When a Barbie closes her eyees, it's hard for her to tell
if she is reaching out to another Barbie or a Ken.
Female or male, the plastic doll skin
is equally cool and smooth. Bald seamless crotches,
equally dry and unresponsive to touch. Both
have hard chests and legs that resist being spread.
The giveaway is always the hair-Ken's
is simply a splash of paint over his scalp.
But how many lonely Barbies-who've taken sophisticated trips
to Greece, New York City, and Italy-can be so straight
as to let a blond ponytail get in their way?



What a wonderful poet she is... No wonder there are so many bi-sexuals.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/3911/kinky.html

Hey... I think it's funny...

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