2AM last night I was awoken by this coming from neighbor’s front door:
- knock-knock-knock-knock-knock
- “Denise! Niecie! Denise! Denise!”
- “Baby? Baby? Baby? Baby?”
- “Aww come on.”
- pound-pound-pound
And repeat about a hundred times. It was the same sequence every time! I was both sympathetic and impressed. Denise, he sounded sorry! Denise? Baby? Aww fuck it.














