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| Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 |
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| Friday, March 3rd, 2006 |
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Jessica stepped out of line and as a result, had a large gaping stab wound in her back. No hospitals. Cleaned with bleach. She can't walk now, and where are her fearless protector brothers? Incidentally, Avie doesn't talk much these days. |
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| Thursday, January 5th, 2006 |
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| Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 |
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Merry Christmas everyone! I know it's late, but better late than never, right? Taylor, Ezra and I are all doing wonderful. :) I hope all of you are doing wonderful as well. Much love, Natalie |
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| Sunday, December 25th, 2005 |
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Merry Christmas Guys! Have a good one and stay safe! May the force be with you, Zac. PS: I ate whipped cream by itself today. Note to self: Do not do that. |
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| Thursday, December 8th, 2005 |
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Stop cupping, its not like I haven't seen it before. |
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They're so peaceful when they're sleeping. Or knocked out. |
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| Tuesday, December 6th, 2005 |
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What's big and wet and blue, like Jess's eyes? Found us yet? |
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| Friday, December 2nd, 2005 |
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It made Jess and Avie cry, knowing that no one even noticed they were gone. Tears on such angelic faces, brings a smile to my face. |
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| Thursday, December 1st, 2005 |
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Mullet McVagina Pants and Moobs McMoobular had another younger brother, his name was Fat McThinks-He's-Buff. Now, Fat Mc-Thinks-He's-Buff likes a lovely princess who goes by the name of Phwoar McLeSigh. And for some bizarre reason, she likes him back. Blondy McAwesome and Purple McLanky have a theory about this relationship. They believe that Phwoar McLeSigh has been hoodwinked by Fat McThinks-He's-Awesome into believing his name is actually Phat McThinks-He's-Buff. As in, with a P.H. Blondy McAwesome and Purple McLanky also think that Mullet McVagina Pants gave birth to Cutie McEzraPants and that he pays Shorty McOnce-Was-A-Cheerleader to convince the public that he was the male in the relationship and was not gay. The photos don't lie Mullet McVagina Pants. Our girl boners are larger than yours. Oh ... ZING. |
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blondy mcawesome and purple mclanky are so freaking wondertacular. you are all jealous. |
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boy met girl. girl stayed at boys house. boy asked girl out. boy kissed girl. girl kissed back. and then taylor and ike realised they were related. seriously, wtf you two? |
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And so the epic continues. Faggy McFaggot Pants also had a brother. He was older, and less attractive. His name was Whingy McManBoobs. Now, this eldest son liked to whinge, mainly about his lack of action. He stomped around the house in a girly hissy fit and so the younger sister, who was known as Blondy McAwesome offered ever so kindly to wax Whingy's moobs, and kindly suggested that if Whingy went into a dark room and didn't really concentrate all that hard his moobs may just feel like boobs and it would be JUST like getting some action. All Blondy McAwesome got was a punch in the arm. THE END. |
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Once upon a time in a land, far, far away lived a handsome prince. This prince was tall, blonde and magnificent. This prince was so handsome that everyone began to wonder if he was gay. And he was. So gay infact that his favourite game was trains. Though, he was never sure if he preferred being the train or the tunnel. Both aspects of the game amused him and gave him great pleasure. This prince thought of becoming a princess often. He enjoyed spending lazy days strolling around the gardens in his sisters clothes when no one else was home, or when he thought no one was looking. But, people were looking. I was looking. MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A HOMO, TAY!!! GROW A PENIS!!! |
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Natalie, is it true that there are like three ... or five ... of you? I swear you look different everytime I see you. PS. What's it like being a lesbian? Ha, Tay. It's funny because he's a girl with a vagina and boobs. Speaking of boobs, Ike's make me jealous :( |
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fact: zac's farts smell like semen. how do i know what semen smells like? ask dan. |
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apathetic.
stressed.
content.
distressed.
haha I am so awesome.
confused.
grossed out.