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"During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly." —Unknown
"If you want to affect your environment, don't get lost in your activism. Stop for a moment... Don't just do—be something." —Robert A. Johnson, Owning Your Own Shadow
"When you're on your knees you're closer to the ground. Things seem nearer somehow." —Tori Amos, introduction to Death: The High Cost of Living
"Anyone who thinks he is enlightened certainly is not!" —Hindu proverb
"You know that feeling where you don't know if you have to shit or fart, but you do it anyway?" —Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole
"Numquam te reliquam Numquam te sumissam Numquam circumcursabo Te deseritque" —Unknown
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