"Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America." - Liz Lemon
"Two things to do before or after you're thirty. 1. Be kind. 2. Have Fun." - John Finnemore
"I've been running all my life, sir." "What from?" "Student loans." "Who runs from student loans?" "I do; they're very frightening people." - The Mighty Boosh
"I understand being defensive. You always feel like someone is going to make fun of something you hold sacred. But at what point do you learn from that experience, of being the odd one out, and realize that you may be doing that to someone else – based on their race, or gender, or with whom they decide to partner? At what point do you empathize rather than silence?" - Bao Phi, Nerds of Color
"There's rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they're much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I'm like, I don't know why, they’d all get their asses kicked by the Doctor Who fans." — Craig Ferguson
"I’m a good person, I hope. But I’m never as good as I want to be, never as nice as I want to be, never as generous as I want to be." - David Tennant
