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[Jun. 9th, 2007|07:51 pm]
laura
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oooooooooh man i just had the craziest dream with zombies and i used a giant pencil to stab them right through their heads and then me (and you) were swimming but then we were at the movies and then you did some weird like sidewalk tattoo thing for amanda with led zeppelin and jimi hendrix |
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[May. 28th, 2007|05:24 am]
laura
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...while drinking |
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[May. 24th, 2007|05:00 am]
laura
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what the fuck? update time.
1. i called 911 for the first time ever.
a)scared
b)drunk
c)i hate cops
d)i need a roommate extremely bad
2. i just got a bill for $250 from AT&T when i don't own a phone (that i pay for atleast)
3. i have $65 for rent due in less than two weeks
4. out of cigarettes
winslow, out. |
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[May. 15th, 2007|03:57 am]
laura
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wtf who throws a cat?
i drunk dialed home depot |
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[May. 3rd, 2007|07:34 pm]
laura
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if anyone is bored, feel free to write me a 5-8 page paper on the ethical issues in the movie "crash".
please have it done by monday.
aaaaaaaaaand go!
oh, and this one customer stumped me the other day at work with this:
whats greater than god, worse than the devil, the rich need it and the poor have it, and if you eat it, it will kill you?
it pissed me off when i heard the answer. |
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[May. 2nd, 2007|02:00 am]
laura
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oh my god im fucking amazing |
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[May. 1st, 2007|08:44 pm]
laura
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everytime i find my old notebooks im still amazed at what i scribbled down. these are mostly for me but fell free to comment.
-Avril Lavigne out the window
-biotchr- be-otch-er? "BIOLOGY TEACHER"
-"abdul-core"
-one final "fuck you"
-art history/philosophy
-my screenplay
-la dolce vita, a brief vacation, masculin/feminin, weekend, carmen
-troma movies
-a hoagie sonnet
-"ceramic ass"
-exploding ketchup baby
-the sushi code"" (no dismantling of the roll, leave all goo intact, etc.)
-"bloody steel choqolate bundt caxe"
-"define punk in your own words"
-"Hey Jackson"
-creepy ass poems with stalkers
-weird fuckin dreams
-non-conformity paper
-fuck arizona
- "I, Mal Sherzada, being of poetic mind and super body, do hereby leave the following: Echofeminism, my confusion over polysyllabic words, the asparagus I planted in Botany class, the ladle I used to churn butter into gold cottage cheese, while wishing away the hours in College Prep English."
-paintball is a cult
quotes:
"Amanda loves cheese" - Amanda
"I love all pie" - Amanda
"Out of state tuition will fuck you in the ass- god, why does college have to be so vulgar?" - Mal
"Pockets are the greatest thing ever" - Kyle White
"You're mom is a big piece of random meatloaf" - Kolodjaieejzx however you spell it
"If I were rich I would dive into a pool of Skittles" - Panger
and quotes from my philosophy teacher alone:
"We dont know how to make a bunny rabbit"
"Why did God give panda a crappy thumb?"
"You're probably not a brain in a vat"
"We are all apple sorters"
"Suppose one of use goes and pokes Chewbacca with a pointy stick. What would he say? Probably some Chewbacca equivalent to 'ow'."
"Maybe kitties have free will, I dont know" |
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[Apr. 26th, 2007|03:36 pm]
laura
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someone save me |
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[Apr. 15th, 2007|11:26 pm]
laura
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who is the drizzle?
on another note, BONG HIT 4 JESUS!!! |
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[Mar. 31st, 2007|02:18 am]
laura
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everyone needs to spice up their life...and istanbul not consantinople |
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