Welcome to my Sunday Book Review. Today I’m sharing my review for Jackie Lambert’s latest release on her Beastly stories (The Beast is a vehicle) and the final take-off from Britain to Albania and beyond!

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Blurb:
The Comic Memoir of a Questionable Road Trip
“Don’t go there,” they said – but Jackie and Mark did. In their 16-tonne truck, The Beast – with four dogs. .
Looking beyond the headlines – and drawn by curiosity – they set course for a misunderstood country on the fringes of Europe.
Their slow, dog-filled adventure winds through France and Italy, where they seek out quiet roads, wild camps, and experiences you won’t find in guidebooks.
But the journey didn’t quite go to plan.
When they finally cross into Albania, a frightening incident forces them to confront the realities that come with choosing an unconventional life – particularly when others depend on you.
Rich in history and populated with unforgettable characters, this is not a glossy van-life fantasy. It’s a wry, honest, and witty memoir about choosing curiosity over fear – even when it comes at a price.
If you’ve ever wondered what lies beyond the well-trodden routes – and whether it’s worth the risk – this journey is for you.
Perfect for readers who enjoy: van life • overland expeditions • The Balkans • dog-friendly travel • slow adventure • funny, heartfelt travel memoirs.
Book 1 of Never Mind the Balkans– the hit new series from bestselling author Jacqueline Lambert.
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My 5 Star Review:
This is the third book I read in this informational and humorous telling memoir of the life journey of the author and her husband and their giant task of building their ‘beast’ and finally traveling in it after the Covid and Brexit debacles – and other interruptions. We’re heading to Albania via history, roads and stories through France and Italy.
One couldn’t even imagine all that’s entailed in building, living in, and traveling in the 24.5 ton converted to 16 ton, once, Green NATO truck – now, the Beast, but Lambert changes all that by taking us with her, her hub, four pawsome pups and the Beast on their trip to Albania, and the many stops along the way with some crazy adventures that had me laughing out loud many times. The journey from Britain, through France, and Italy, enroute to Albania, is full of fun and bizarre stories that keep us entertained. The Lamberts get plenty of looks and questions when their big Beast rolls into town, and that’s half the fun – that is, when they aren’t stuck in the mud somewhere, or even told to turn the Beast around on a ferry to Albania!
The book is action-packed with humor, mini history and geography lessons along the way through the towns and cities they pass through, as well as the town legends, and folklore. We’ll learn about the cultures and delicious cuisine from delicious descriptions along the way as they travel at a max of 45mph, holding up traffic when U-turns are necessary, getting stuck in narrow roadways – and mud, and anything else that can delay these two that you won’t think of until you read this book.
This is definitely not your glossy van life story, and most definitely, not your average roadtrip! But it’s a great adventure, and the most interesting are the people they meet along the way – or remeet. We’ll learn of some places we may never heard of, mishap adventures from bad advice, best places to buy SIM cards and find ATMs. And despite all the departure delays, vet stops, and mechanical issues, the Beast makes it to Albania!










