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Badly Needed Editors [Aug. 29th, 2007|06:35 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
saaramyrene
Why do people who write ads like this have jobs, but I'm still desperate to get hired? I'm starting to feel very bitter.
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(no subject) [Jul. 15th, 2007|12:06 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
sonic_chuck
girl in big sunglasses and vintage clothing during Cat Power - m4w (pitchfork)
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/374368858.html
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2006|01:57 am]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
givit_away

GOOSE AND DUCK MUST GO




THE DUCK WAS BORN WITH A BAD LEG BUT IT GETS AROUND THE GOOSE IS ITS BEST FRIEND SO THEY HAVE TO GO TOGETHER I CAN NO LONGER KEEP THEM DUE TO MY HOA THEY ARE ABOUT TWO MONTHS OLD IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THEM PLEASE COME GET THEM YOU CAN CALL ME AT 480 516 5322

  • this is in or around QUEEN CREEK
  • no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
real funny phoenix area post...
   
   
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OH MY GOD I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. [Apr. 4th, 2006|04:59 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
lili__marlene
[Current Mood |guiltyguilty]

FUCK. i thought this was a really innocent one. i have received one reply (see comments), and i now believe i am going to hell.

http://toronto.craigslist.org/etc/148089467.html
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Housekeeper/Mime

Reply to: job-148089467@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-04, 12:12PM EDT


Busy academic couple seeks live-in housekeeper for cooking and cleaning duties in our spacious downtown condo. We firmly believe that the help should be seen and not heard, yet we don't think we would get our money's worth if the employee wasn't somewhat entertaining. It is for this reason that we would like to hire a mime.

Your duties will be primarily of a housekeeping nature, but once each week we ask that you do a performance piece for us, and for any acquaintances we might invite. We will provide your costumes, make-up, and other work-related accoutrements. You will refrain from speaking, apart from dire emergencies.

Sundays off; generous pay (negotiable); email for an interview - please detail your work experience, both as a mime and a domestic.

Job location is Toronto - downtown
Compensation: generous/negotiable.
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yikes. [Mar. 21st, 2006|11:07 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
lili__marlene
[Current Mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]

i stumbled upon this in the "wtf_inc" community. was this one of you crazy kids??
(the link is dead now)
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actual craigslist ad: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/tlg/142174490.html

I am a young filmmaker who has worked on several public television documentaries as a writer/producer, and am now working on an independent project. I am seeking a bold and creative actress with a true love for the craft for my latest project focusing on the challenges facing young, pregnant women in today's society.

I am a member of the "new realist" school of filmmaking. This format is not to be confused with documentary filmmaking. All scenes will be outlined, if not scripted.

This film will focus on the horrors of the 21st Century (specifically the warlike, capitalist system that George Bush has imposed on the world). It will be political, and it will be provocative. It will begin with you playing a hopeful, young, religious woman seeking happiness and fulfillment. It will conclude with you shaving your head and having an abortion.

Please note that all actresses must be willing to become pregnant, have an actual abortion, and be willing to have the procedure filmed. All associated medical expenses will be covered. I believe that this sacrifice will make a powerful message about the inhuman, fascist world we are beginning to see.

Please send a professional head shot and a list of references.

I look forward to hearing from talented and excited women for this project.


no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: $5000.00
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Parental Responsibilities [Feb. 18th, 2006|10:21 am]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
clsisold
[Current Music |and all I'm thinking about is you]
[Current Mood |old foggy-ish]

I was going to place this ad on craig's list:
 
Will trade sexual favors for use of truck.  Must have automatic transmission
 
after giving it much thought (chickening out) I decided against it.  Since I'm the parent of one of your members my first post will also be my last but I will expect my child to give me the latest (expurgated) updates.
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Courtesy of the LJ-diseased andalus [Feb. 12th, 2006|04:09 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
BERJAYA
pluginthejebus
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yo will let a blk brotha 18-28 stay wit me free 2 feel on ya ass
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Question: [Feb. 11th, 2006|08:46 pm]
Fun with Craig's List
lit_girl
Is it taboo for my fake listing to target weirdos?  I mean, can I put in something like:

wanted - housekeeper to maintain 4 br 2.5 bath home.  Flexible hours.  Competetive wages.  Must be able to work with children under foot.  knife-honing skills a plus.  Must have good rapport with alligators.

Or should it be totally unassuming bait for oddballs?
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Inaugural post [Feb. 11th, 2006|04:30 pm]
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BERJAYA
pluginthejebus
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Sparring partner wanted - 34

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