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[Friday
November 10th, 2006 at 5:24pm]
BERJAYA
Come join Pink Palace - A fun, friendly and girly place to hang out on LJ!


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LJ ORGY! [Monday
October 17th, 2005 at 5:00pm]
ok, so this idea is stolen from BERJAYAzeke_hubris, whose post i was directed to by the gorgeous-butted BERJAYAvixstar.

LJ ORGY!
post a picture of yourself as a comment.
if you see a picture of someone that takes your fancy, reply to them with all the sick and depraved things you would like to do to them. anonymous commenting will NOT be enabled!
remember to post a link to this post in your own journal and see how the orgy grows...


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BERJAYAfridayfiver [Friday
February 11th, 2005 at 1:44pm]
1. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?
No one has done romantic things for me! I'm very sad to say that the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me was.... this guy who had a crush on me, sent me a dozen red roses while he was in prison :-p

2. Who was your first love?
Richard Raffle... we were together about a year and a half. My first crazy-in-love love was Kevin.

3. Chocolates, flowers, or something else?
Flowers, if they're lillies. But other original stuff is good too.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in knowing you'll love them, at first sight.

5. What do you have planned for this Valentine's Day?
NOTHING *sulks*


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BERJAYAfridayfiver [Friday
February 4th, 2005 at 1:58pm]
1. Have you ever tried meditation? Yes. I first did it as part of my Pagan doings, then attended a short Buddhist meditation course which was fabulous.

2. Do you pray? Yes.

3. Worst nightmare: As in actual nightmare? I couldn't even begin to choose one worst one, I have nightmares several times a week and all are highly disturbing.

4. Do trolls live under your bed? Nope, only my slippers live under my bed. However, I do have a goblin named Bob that lives in my wall, behind the air vent (where the fireplace used to be). He used to be very noisy, but he's quieter now. I hope the cold winter didn't kill him. He used to try and poke his fingers through the card that covers the vent.

5. Make a wish: I wish I was rich and beautiful.


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[Tuesday
January 18th, 2005 at 9:23am]
[ mood | BERJAYA tired ]

Dear Denise,
Here is your single's love horoscope
for Wednesday, January 19:

The mundane intrudes just where you were envisioning building your romantic castle in the air. Take care of the day-to-day responsibilities, then return to your fantasy already in progress.


It's true, I have this whole dumb fairytale fantasy goin on.

I'm glad to say that I have once again arisen from my pit at 9am. It is a HUGE improvement on my 2.30pm waking times over the holidays. Admittedly I'm only awake because the postman made so much noise at the door, but at least I didn't go back to bed. And anyway, I got my package from BERJAYAsecretpostuk. I'm such a nerd, I get highly excited by mail. But anyway, this is what I got:

BERJAYA

Seriously, how fuckin cool is that pen??

IT'S HOT STUFF AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

Yeah, I know, I shouldn't update this early, my brain doesn't work so well. So I'm off to watch Trisha and This Morning, then I'm going to Wood Green.



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I know I'm late but... [Tuesday
January 4th, 2005 at 3:27am]
[ mood | BERJAYA tired ]

BERJAYA
BERJAYA

Hope 2005 is a good one.

Denise

xxx


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[Friday
December 3rd, 2004 at 12:48pm]
[ mood | BERJAYA horny ]

BERJAYAfridayfiver


1. Describe your current love life: NON-EXISTANT. But missing someone.

2. Are you a monogomist? Not generally, no. But for the right person I absolutely can be. I'm just very fussy on who that right person is.

3. If you could, how would you change your current love life? It's be nice to get laid now and again. But only if it was GOOD, otherwise I'd rather have a bar of chocolate. It would also be nice to find Miss Absolutely Right, but I'm not holding my breath on that one, especially considering I'm holding out for Michelle Rodriguez.

4. Worst. Pick-up Line. Ever: "Get your coat, you've pulled."

5. If this one celebrity asked you out, they might possibly have the power to pull you away from any current relationship(s): MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ



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[Wednesday
October 20th, 2004 at 8:58pm]
Picturrrrrrrrrrrrrres.....

BERJAYA

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Phone Post [Tuesday
October 19th, 2004 at 3:51pm]


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BERJAYAfridayfiver [Friday
September 24th, 2004 at 12:23pm]
1. Pick a theme song that represents your life:
I can never do this. I dunno, I don't have a theme song.

2. Do you talk to yourself?
YES! All the time.

3. Describe your relationship with your co-workers:
Well I work in a family run off licence, so there are only 2 of them- and we don't work at the same time lol. But they are great, they have known me since I was born, and they trust me totally with their business which is great. I have a lot of respect for them, they are actually 2 of the best and most admirable people I know.

4. Have you ever done karaoke?
Fuck.. haha yes, only ONCE. I can't sing, AT ALL, and I'm so bad that even the comedy value runs out after 30 seconds or so. It's painful to listen to.
On my 19th birthday I was in the pub with some mates, and 3 of them got me up on stage with them to sing Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses. Not the best song to sing when you CAN'T SING. And none of us could sing. When the opening music came on, the pub went crazy- they were excited at 4 hot girls singing such a great song, but when we opened our mouths, the pub went quiet and they all turned back round to their pints hahaha.
NEVER AGAIN.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Kind of. I don't believe in actually falling in love with someone at first sight, but I believe in seeing someone for the first time, and without even talking to them just knowing that you will end up with that person and be in love (yes it has happened to me).


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[Sunday
September 19th, 2004 at 3:20pm]
[ mood | BERJAYA mischievous ]

On her radio show recently, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that homosexuality
is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned
under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr.
Laura which was posted on the Internet. It's one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.



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Yanked from BERJAYAvixstar cause she always has great posts, and I'd like to hump her please. [Friday
September 17th, 2004 at 3:43pm]
Leave an anonymous comment with a clue, and we have to guess who you are.

Rules:

1. Three clues must given, though they can be spaced out, one per comment if you wish.

2. Three guesses may be made by each person.

3. If someone guesses right, you must reply to their comment whilst logged in.

4. Remember you need to keep checking back to this post, because replies sent to anonymous posts won't be sent via email.

(Oh, and #5- don't make it as easy as I did for Vix haha)


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[Monday
September 13th, 2004 at 4:01pm]
It's absolutely not fair. One of my friends just got given a paid account as a gift by an anonymous member.
So if anyone feels they love me enough to do the same, please go ahead and do so. I'd like that. A lot.


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[Thursday
August 12th, 2004 at 2:50am]
As if we need any more proof that Georgie is an IDIOT:
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio.shtml


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[Friday
August 6th, 2004 at 9:55pm]
BERJAYA


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[Friday
August 6th, 2004 at 5:51pm]
Could the following people please remove me from their friends list. I have checked, and there is no one that I ahve made a mistake on deleting from mine.
If you're not added to mine, it's because you never updated in your own journal and I didn't want you reading mine, or we never commented in eachothers, or you added me without a comment. Please don't ask me to re-add you, because I won't.

______spiderweb
__noticeme
adrenachrome
anstin
barbiegonewild
bitheway
blufiend
cmosemmie
darwin_365
elated
exitlife
fujikura
glammerize
happypichunter
heartofiris
jabberjocky
jazzup
katiekinz
l0ve_is_4g0tt3n
leaelyse
lizardtongue
me_arual
murdermyvanity
murderousxeyes
n10slover04
nailbunni
piercedgodess
plastik_barbie
rachel_doll
rev69
ricewillbesaucy
sensei_smile
society_meeting
starzephyr1
straightpride
suddenlydizzy
underthearmour
varkaphone
volcomvixen69
x_natalie_x
xbitch_craftx
xkiss_of_deathx
xsweetestsin

[Friday
August 6th, 2004 at 2:41am]
By popular demand, I bring you free porn:
http://www.joyscape.com/main.php?a=list&dir=764576


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[Thursday
July 22nd, 2004 at 8:42pm]
http://www.speedzone.be/artikel/66.html

Is this the most gratuitous video ever made? haha Yes, possibly, and I love it :-) Leaves you staring at the screen with open mouth like a dumbfuck throughout...

If you have any links to any more gratuitous videos, please feel more than free to post them here. Thankyou.


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[Wednesday
July 14th, 2004 at 6:06pm]

Find out who has a crush on you!
Check out the
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A HUGE thanks to BERJAYAspoken_silence ;-) [Sunday
May 23rd, 2004 at 10:48pm]
Quite possibly the hottest video clip online!
NOT WORK SAFE!!

If you are offended by naked ladies oil wrestling, don't click the link lol


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