UM UM HI TF2 IS BITCHIN AND YOU GUYS SEEM COOL LET'S BE FRAAAANNNNNNS 8B

SO THIS FUCKING HOT SHIT OVER HERE IS FINISHED JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT IDK ~*~*~* WITH THE DANCING AND THE CARRYING ON THE WETTING OF THE PANTS OR MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME WHATEVER THAT'S COOL





OK YOU PROBABLY KNEW ENGIE WAS A HOT BITCH BEFORE WATCHING THIS BUT MAYBE YOU ARE LIKE RETARDED OR IN A COMA IN WHICH CASE I HAVE THIS HERE VIDEO TO HELP YOU OUT MKAI.
 
I NETFLIXED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FUCKER AFTER WATCHING THE TF2 TRAILER AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD SO LIKE MAYBE GO WATCH IT OR SOMETHING. IT HAS GERARD BUTLER AND MAYBE THIS IS A PLUS FOR YOU? WHATEVER I HAD A GOOD TIME JUST PUT ON YOUR CHARACTER GOGGLES OK IDK.


SO CAPSLOCK ALSO MEANS NO PUNCTUATION FOR ME  AND ALSO LOTS OF BEING A RIDICULOUS PERSON. SORRY 

THOUGH I ANTICIPATE THE ENGINEER UPDATE, THIS MAC UPDATE HAS BROUGHT US SOME PRETTY FANTASTIC STUFF. HERE, TAKE MY HAND. LET ME GUIDE YOU.

http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/comic/
THE COMIC MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD GOD DAMN IT. ADMIT ONE: GUN SHOW.

http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/earbuds/
I WANTED THESE AT FIRST (NEED A MACFAG WAA) BUT I REALIZED THAT, WERE I TO WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC, MY WAR BUDDIES WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME.

I'M GRATEFUL FOR OFFLINE MODE. NOW I CAN PRACTICE PLAYING AS SOLLY AND NO ONE CAN SAY A DAMN THING TO STOP ME.

http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/

IS A LINK TO THE GENERAL WHATHAVEYOU, BUT ALL Y'ALL HAVE TOTALLY SEEN EVERYTHING ANYWAY. I'M JUST VERY PLEASED WITH IT!

WELL WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? SOME SORT OF TINY ENGIE ROBOT?
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASSEMBLE THIS BASTARD.
EDIT: THE FILENAME FOR THIS THING IS TARGET_BASE, WHICH MAKES ME WONDER IF IT WASN'T JUST AN UNUSED MOBILE DEVICE FOR THE TARGETS. HOPEFULLY NOT, BUT I SUPPOSE WE'LL SEE. LOOKS WAY TOO COMPLICATED TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME.

THIS WAITING SUCKS :'(

ANYONE HAVE A MAC THEY WANT TO SIGN ME IN ON? I WANT SOME OF DAT EARBUDS.
I HAVE AN OLD IMAC, BUT WHEN I TRIED TO UPDATE THE OS IT STARTED SMOKING AND NOW IT WONT WORK.
NO GUYS IM SORRY I'M NOT SPAMMING IM JUST SAD AND BORED. I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY

WOLFY, FIX THE FUCKING BANNER OR SOME SHIT. ITS BROKE.

OK OK COOL, MAC UPDATE I GET IT.
I HAVE NOT PLAYED IN LIKE A MONTH. AND I WANT TO PLAY NOW.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK LESS ABOUT THE MAC UPDATE (ASIDE FROM THE TRAINING MODE THING, LOOKS NIFTY! NEW INTERFACE? NOT SO MUCH).

HOWEVER.

THE LEAKED ENGIE WEAPON IN THE MAC MOVIE?
UHHH
UHHHHHH
UMMM
HRNNGGHHH-
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2350/shotgunq.jpg

OH MY.

NO WAIT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY.
IT'S A SHOTGUN.
WITH A SCOPE.
NO WAIT, I BET IT'S THE LASER THAT LINKS WITH THE SENTRY.
GOING TO KILL SO MANY SPIES WITH THIS LOVELY THING WHEN WE FINALLY GET IT.

GOD DAMN IT VALVE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT APPLE.

GIVE US THE ENGIE UPDATE.

MEJJERS: HEY MEJ
MEJJERS: HEY MEJ
MEJJERS: TF2 STUFF
MEJJERS: TF2 STUFF
MEJJERS:  COOL
MEJJERS:  COOL

I'M COOL TOO YOU GUYS. ;n; S-SO COOL. ;n;n;n;n; (THIS IS A REAL FACE BTW)

(((WHEN IS THAT STUPID UPDATE COMING OUT IT IS NOT MAY ANYMORE)))

PRAWNSY: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD ENGIE UNLOCK? A MIRROR THAT GOES ON THE SENTRY SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TURNING AROUND TO SEE IF SPIES ARE COMING.
GOATPOX: A REAR-VIEW MIRROR?
PRAWNSY: FUCK YEAH A REAR-VIEW MIRROR.
GOATPOX: IT WOULD NEED DICE HANGING OFF OF IT.
PRAWNSY: THE LICENSE PLATE SAID RED AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS SENTRY WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT NAH FORGET IT YO HOME TO DUSTBOWL!
GOATPOX: I GOT ONE LITTLE TEAM KILL AND MY MOMMA GOT SCARED!

NOTE THAT WE WERE WEARING SOLDIER AND ENGINEER HELMETS RESPECTIVELY WHILE THIS HAPPENED.