CAPSLOCK MOZ!

WELCOME TO capslock_moz, THE CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY DEDICATED TO ~*~MORRISSEY~*~.

WE LOVE MORRISSEY LIKE A FAT KID LOVES PIE. THEREFORE, WE MOCK HIM.

ACOLYTES WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR ARE ADVISED TO VISIT OTHER SITES, OR PISS OFF.

WELCOME:

- CAPSLOCK
- YOUR SHIT ~~ART~~
- WHAT
- SEIZURES
- SCROLLYS
- LEATHER BONDAGE GEAR
- AND ESPECIALLY:



UNWELCOME:

- LOWERCASE
- ~SRS PEOPLE~
- PETA MILITANTS
- YOUR SHIT STORIES ON HOW MOZ SAVED YOUR LIFE WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL MUSIC
- TOFU
- NON-LOLZ TROLLING
- AND ESPECIALLY:



PENANCES:

- IF YOU USE LOWERCASE, YOU MUST POST PHOTOS OF BLOODY, JUICY, YUMMY RAW STEAKS AS PENANCE. BONUS POINTS IF IT'S FROM THE "MEAT IS MURDER" DOCUMENTARY.
- IF YOU BEHAVE LIKE A WANKY CUNT, YOU'LL BE WARNED.
- IF YOU KEEP ON BEHAVING LIKE A WANKY CUNT, YOU'LL BE BANNINATED.

OF NOTE:

- THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.
- REMEMBER THAT FIGHTING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED.
- WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HURT FEELINGS.
- YOUR MODS ARE macphista AND malakhai. HATE MAIL AND BRIBERY MUST BE ADDRESSED TO THEM.

AND REMEMBER, KIDS:



AFFILIATES:

hezbosollah, THE FRANZ FERDINAND CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY.