Paring: Babs/everyone
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Summary: An exercise in Babs topping the most people in the least words.
Warning: Some content may be disturbing. Other may be crackheaded.
( Harley bites her lip. "I forgot that part already." )
Happy fanniversary plus some odd days, Petra!
This is Dick/Babs, set in the Thrillkiller AU.
Betad by maelithil
Written for petronelle
Rated: your grandma thinks this is mildly steamy.
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For rubynye, (Not a hallucination! Possibly hallucinatory!) who asked for Dick, Babs and Tim. I think I may be explicitly contradicting canon with regards to Babs' preference in toenail-polish colour: I'm prepared to do penance in expiation. I think this has to be pre-cataclysm, but I suppose it could fit into NML. It wouldn't work at all any time after NW #38 ish.
Warning for brontosaurus choking saccharine levels and reference to genitalia. Do not be alarmed by the proximity of these two warnings.
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