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kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

wait why would a terf even follow me to begin with 🤨 go away tate

You post screenshots from twitter that I found funny.

Brother, you are not a thinking man's blog. You are a reposter. Over here thinking your screenshots are so leftist and liberal that people who don't share your views would automatically hiss and cower in fear?

Bffr.

i wasn't even talking about you lmfaozmgwtaFgw 😭

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Happy 4th of July

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I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack 🫡

southern american politicians will be like "m'name's buck bingo and i'm a hard worker...... just like y'all" and he's an private school + ivy league educated guy actually named buckley beaumont carlisle who was born into a family who owned slaves and still profits from it to this day. and people eat that shit up.

last night i went on a crazy wikidive lol

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i was going to ask what other versions of this exist in other countries lmao

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

These crafts cannot be folded and are not intended for daily use as rain gear. They are usually placed in courtyards and teahouses as stationary decorations. (cr 竹编遮阳伞)

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never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

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wish it wasn’t real but this went on for 30+ min of us begging her to understand that’s not correct at all

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dying to know which textbook describes nationalism as bigotry against nations

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

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