Baron VonBismark!'s Journal

Subject:	cause everyone loves a streakfree shine...
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	11:12 am.

nope
nada <----red lines for this o ne
actually had nothing to really say
for once

so yeah

fuck fuck fuck fuckf cufk
well that was how many times I could type that very fast before FUCJKing up
fuck fuck fuck fuckf uck
three times
thats riiiight

welll
apparently
this computer has a damned constant speel check
im fucking with it
no dotted red line under FUCK

NO corrections
the delete key can just sit there.......
cause i dont give a _+__

damned sceming keyboard!

the airfare surprise double eye sting!
har har har!
hooray for william shatner!
wooooooo!

oh goood! theres no way out!!!!
theyre gonna show me almost the wholre (gah, i ptressed the delete key by reflex{tee hee}{)

fucking movie in the preview

good, i dont have to go see it then

Im lyyyyy iiiiing !!!!!!
no wait ????????
naw, the !!!!!!! was better dot dot dot

jon stewart vs craig kilborne on celebrity deathmatch!!!!!!
10 points if you(yes you) know why!?!?!?! (ah, mixed bag)

only fivbe if you had to look ikt up
the five iks awarded for effort

now, if you'll excuse me....
the delete key is taunting me ever so
no, not sweetly
no, bitterwseetly

bitch ass fucking
atrasdjkdckgeryerhuerhja
arrrrr!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Woo! new record!
aaaaand

Im so v ery spent
s-p-e-n-t
ooh arrow keys!
I cheat!
I woiiiin!

nooooo! ah! noooo!

*runs screaming*

*returns to post blog*

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Subject:	Woo ha! Got ya all in check!
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	3:16 am.

I have just come to awareness of the possibility that evil creatures are using my addtess in their quest to take over the world. No worries, they fail every night. But still, just wanted everyone to know that it's definately not me! Besides, if it were, do you really think I'd fail? Much less every night?

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Subject:	Can I have your attention please?
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	7:11 am.
Mood:	giggly.

My hands hurt! cracker anyone? polly? he don't need no more crackers, I already stuffed him till he popped... Damnit, wher'd all these feathers come from? Did I black out again? wow kittie, what did you eat that made you so fat? hmmm, what's this in muh freezer? oh, they're mine...hmm, I need to stop gettin so drunk....erm, where's my car keys? why is my car in the pool? goodness, my boyfriend is stuck on the roof. what next? is my boss gonna be "hiding" in the dumpster? oh, wow, why did I look? ooh! pictures! *wretch* Fuck, I'm outta here! hmm, new clothes, these are severely soiled. I'm so getting arrested at walmart, may as well be drunk again!

WHER'D EVERYONE GOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?

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Subject:	My goodness, what have a I done!
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	10:18 am.
Mood:	productive.

Say it aint' so Plucky, say it ain't soooo!
The insanity ensuuues!
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2453168
How is it that I can create something myself, not be too terribly surprised, and yet I'm rolling with raucus laughter? I need my brain looked at :p Have a good day all!

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Subject:	what would you say?
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	10:35 pm.

Kayla: ha! beef!
Kayla: and beer?
john : ??
Kayla: a beer bath?
john : ....
Kayla: gah! runs around in cirlces silently screaming
Kayla: my head fell off, my head fellll offfffff
Kayla: lmao
john : *blinks and sits down*
Kayla: i swear, i made a man of clay, and his head fell off
Kayla: "its my head" i told him...
Kayla: he claimed otherwise and then knocked it off....
Kayla: "on purpose' i said
Kayla: he claims otherwise
john : ...
Kayla: "what the fuck" i said
john : Megan....are you ok?
Kayla: "its mine its mine its mine!" he said
Kayla: i claimed otherwise
john : yea
john : ok

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Subject:	the suspense! the humanity!
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	9:16 pm.

and out of know where......~KAPOW~ ....the end.
or is it? ~dun dun dun~

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Subject:	You saw it first.....sike! No you didn't! hahahahahaha..etc.
Posted by:	arias_natina.
Time:	9:14 pm.

um, puppy power? yeah bitch, you heard me, puppy power! yup, i said it, whatcha gonna do about it? ----oh, well, i'll just be leaving then. ----- i mean, i have permission to go now right? ------oh, very well then...I'll be right here...next to the bed....tied up...i'm not going anywhere. ------ ~stupid bitch thinks i'm gonna sit here and take it~ ----- huh, wha?!?! nothing, nothing! I didn't say shit...please don't hurt me. -----soap?!?!? agah? but that's not an edibllllleeee!!!!! ------ I'm not five yo~mmmph, arrh mmm eh~ *bubble* gar! how would you like this up your, um, behind? -----oh, i suppose you're right. but maybe that bucket of green soldiers is an army?-----oh yeah, huh? pigtails, osh kosh clothes, gotcha. you've got some weird fetishes.------gah! you hit me again, i'm gonna tell my mommy on you!

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Posted by:	d_trevor.
Time:	4:30 pm.

WE LOVE MCDONALDS YES WE DO, YES WE DO
WE LOVE MCDONALDS YES WE DO, YES WE DO
WE LOVE MCDONALDS YES WE DO, YES WE DO
WE LOVE MCDONALDS AND WE KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO.

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Posted by:	somethingfancy.
Time:	6:48 pm.

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Posted by:	__adorexyou.
Time:	12:07 pm.

yay lunchables!

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Subject:	Greetings, Evildoers!!
Posted by:	meanstoanend.
Time:	8:05 am.
Mood:	awake.

B-L-U-E

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Subject:	a brief moment of dada for you all
Posted by:	perfectkaos.
Time:	1:33 am.

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111111
111111
11111
111111
lksmlksmlksm
spork!
Daffodil!
Cheese Grater?

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Posted by:	cynicalpenguins.
Time:	3:05 pm.

I'm on the 'Watched By' list.
Is this good? I feel like Big Brother.

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Subject:	Did it die?
Posted by:	speege.
Time:	7:26 pm.
Mood:	cranky.

noooooooo

BARON DON'T DIE!

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Subject:	Long time reader, first time poster, with nothing much to say.
Posted by:	cynicalpenguins.
Time:	10:19 am.
Mood:	bouncy.

Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, "WooHoo, we're rich!" It turns out he meant something different.
- Jack Handey

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Subject:	Hi.
Posted by:	angryartiste.
Time:	6:52 pm.
Mood:	accomplished.

I just wanted to inform you all that the President gets his hardcore work done from 1:15 to 2:35 PM on the fourth day of the second month of the first year of his term. That is all.

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Posted by:	speege.
Time:	3:52 am.

I'm Rachel Green from Friends!

Take the Friends Quiz here.

created by

stomps.

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Subject:	This is cool for Easter...
Posted by:	lauradoll.
Time:	8:09 pm.
Mood:	thirsty.

I like to take a rack of Peeps out of their little cardboard box, tear one off and make it say to someone, in a little squeaky marshmallow chickie voice, "Eat me! I'm just born!"

'Cause they are just born. Here little chick...

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Posted by:	speege.
Time:	7:28 pm.

GRUNDEL!

RHINELAND!

TAINT!

GUICHE!

HAPPY LAND!

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Posted by:	speege.
Time:	4:28 pm.
Mood:	dirty.

	Your personality type is SMARTY PANTS. You are a girl who knows where she is, where she wants to be, and how to get there. You have a thirst for knowledge and the intelligence to put it to good use. In ten years time, you will be on the board of a large company. In twenty years time, you will be making Bill Gates nervous.
Click HERE to get your own personality doll

YELLOW

You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sence of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.

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WAY TOO MANY QUIZZES!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

And then I took a quiz, and it said that I was various emo bands... I must shoot myself in the face before I walk around randomly emoting about some lost girlfriend or the ice that's frozen to the top of my subruban home.

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