The Psychedelic Shagadellic Mystery Tour

The Psychedelic Shagadellic Mystery Tour

Barbarella

[	website	\|	SS Shagadellic	]
[	userinfo	\|	livejournal userinfo	]
[	archive	\|	journal archive	]

It just keeps getting more confusing every day...

[Apr. 30th, 2005|09:00 am]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

Ready and willing

]

Is it me, or has

Three been acting a little strange since ~~Pervy~~

Leatherboy showed up? I think he's been hanging around

The Rani and her frilly shirt sweatshop a little too much.

*looks around*

Speaking of

Leatherboy, I never thought I'd say this...

But I think he's even more repressed than

TheBlandWonder.

*predatory* Of course it won't stop me from shagging him...

Nine that is. *quickly* Leather Nine, not

Tegan's Nine... And definitely NOT Beigey...

And

Tegan have you picked a new location for the shag pad? We can't stay on the console forever. What do you think about one of those groovy round waterbeds? *smiles* Nothing like a little *suggestively* ocean motion to help a girl relax. *tilts head* Maybe I'll get

drlongscarf to help me test them out...

While we're on the subject of locations, has anyone seen

Pooky? I think the

TARDIS has kidnapped him again. She's really gotta stop doing this ~~or I'll never have feeling in my hands again...~~

link

Shagged 20 Times|Shag Me Baby

Mmmmm BeefCake

[Apr. 18th, 2005|11:36 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

In the mood

]

Mmmm ~~sex and~~ chocolate. *dazzling smile* Very few things are better than ~~sex and~~ chocolate. *tilts head* I'd be haveing ~~sex and~~ chocolate right now if Beigey hadn't been hoarding all the Death by Chocolate cakes lately. I just knew he'd react badly after I took that wrong turn on the way to the hot tub. *shakes head*

*taps index finger against chin* I wonder if I can *sly smile* persuade

Pooky to ~~go on a raid~~ get me some cake...

*conversationally* Speaking of Pooky, I think he's lost weight since the TARDIS locked him in the cupboard. I don't think his back will ever be straight again. Although I'm sure we'll find a way to work all the kinks out. *devilish grin* It may take some time.... *tilts head* I wonder if he'll be up to the task.

*leans in excitedly* And did you hear? There's this guy....

Two words Dead Sexy... ~~in that goofy way~~

Oh he's just yummy. Very. Shaggable. just a little bit crazy... He seems to think he's Nine?!? Really doesn't look like the tea type. And he likes my tits. *grins* I get that a lot. *puts hands over chest* The girls are rather nice...

If I shagged him it wouldn't be like I was shagging

Tegan's Nine... right? ~~oooo I hope not.~~

It would definitely make girltalk a little confusing...

Poor

Nine, I wonder how he's taking all this?

link

Shagged 44 Times|Shag Me Baby

No one told me about the tentacles...

[Nov. 3rd, 2004|11:36 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

still one more in me...

]

Tegan has finally flipped her lid. ~~After an adventure with Beigey, I can see why there's a support group.~~

Beigey is in a snit ~~because he crashed the time bike, no matter what he tells you...~~

I've negotiated with half the village and only managed to find 2 of the parts we need. *looks down at wrist* They have wonderful jewelry though. *wide smile* An amazing ~~shag~~ people, if you can get past the whole tentacle thing...

And Richey is a master time bike mechanic ~~I would have never known he was an idiot savant~~

*deadpans* Its adventures like these that make me regret never finishing heroine schooling...

And now to make matters worse

Pooky is locked in a room with no doors, and I'm craving cake. His cake...

I'm afraid to ask any of the other ~~incompetents~~ Doctors. Hopefully there's a Timelord ~~Fred Help!~~ that can remedy the situation.

link

Shagged 3 Times|Shag Me Baby

Not an an evil bone in my body, unless I'm shagging bad guys...

[Oct. 19th, 2004|03:30 am]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

shaggable

]

...its good to know that

Pooky would still be at my side. Now that's true love...

I would come up with a far better name though. Something to strike fear in the hearts of heroes everywhere. Something like...

*sly smile* Barb The Brazen... Now that has real possibilities *winks*

Maybe I could wear a catsuit *shakes head* No that's already been done...

*taps finger against chin thoughtfully* Hmmm.... *brightens* I guess I really don't need a costume, since I'll be using those invisibility potions. *smiles wickedly*

In other news,

Tegan, Richey,

Beigey and I are going on a little excursion on her time bike. *tilts head* Richey's a bit odd about riding with people though. I've volunteered to ride behind him in the sidecar but I'm not too sure he's comfortable with that. And he definitely won't ride with

Beigey...

And

Tegan? I SO did not take all the chocolate. Although I wish I had, since that's really evil. It would be a great way to start a career of villainy.

And speaking of chocolate... *looks concerned* Does anyone know if

Beigey ate some of those special brownies again? He's been acting awfully strange lately. He even asked me to dance at the party. Thankfully

Tegan cut in and saved me.

I hope

Pooky finds that trail of chocolate soon, or I might be forced to ~~do more than just~~ dance with

Beigey next time he asks...

*looks slightly worried* No, no nothing for me to worry about, it will never come to that. ~~I hope...~~

link

Shagged 91 Times|Shag Me Baby

Wanted: One bad guy for adventure and fun

[Oct. 5th, 2004|06:28 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

bored and so horny I'd do Beigey

]

Its been very quite here of late. Especially since

Pooky and

Tweedy have been off thwarting evil so much lately. I'm beginning to feel ~~very horny~~ neglected. *leans in conspiratorily* The saying is true you know. Once you go Timelord you never go back. *slightly pouty* The least he could do is take me along. I'm very useful for thwarting bad guys you know.

*counts points off on fingers*

I can find out necessary information through clever use of pillow talk.

I'm adept at escaping dangerous situations through seduction.

I'm very good at breaking the bad guys evil machines.

I look sexy when running in heels

I can trip over the smallest of things ~~even nonexistent ones~~

And I'm a wonderful distraction device.

*pauses* Alright maybe that last one is why he doesn't bring me along... *smiles wickedly*

It's especially boring since

Tegan moved in with Nine. Now it's just me and

Beigey in the TARDIS. I have to admit I was hoping he'd be a bit more entertaining, but I guess beige will be beige after all... If only I went for the ~~tame~~ tan ones

Thank goodness

Benny is throwing a kegger. At least that's something lively. Hopefully we'll have a few strippers to entertain... *waggles brows* If not I suppose I'll find ~~someone~~ something interesting to do before my hands go numb.

I do hope something interesting happens soon, or I might shag Beigey just for something to do. *wide eyes* Please. Someone. Anyone! I'm begging you. Save me from this. I'd really rather not have to deal with a smug Beigey ~~or a pouty Pooky~~ *looks serious* I'd never live it down...

Besides the only thing I can think of worse than shagging Beigey is being kidnapped by those inept Dalek thingys...

That's it... *quirks head and smiles wickedly* The next time Pooky pops in, I'm going to have to cuff him to my bed or something. Not that I would mind of course, but I'm not so sure he wouldn't... *giggles* Especially if I were to lose the key so he couldn't get away again. *winks*

*wanders off in search of things to do besides Beigey*

link

Shagged 82 Times|Shag Me Baby

I never would have guessed...

[Sep. 4th, 2004|10:46 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

psychadellic

]

He's never mentioned it before...

*tilts head* I guess this proves more than ever that

Pooky and I are made for each other.

*leans in conspiratorily* 67 times... that's got to be some kind of record. *laughs softly* Now you know why I overlook the coat. *winks*

So I guess this fling with

Beigey doesn't last long after all... *breaths a sigh of relief*

*looks from left to right; gets very close* Our fling might be short lived, but it may yet prove to be interesting... *smiles delightedly* ~~If Pooky finds out there'll definitely be fireworks...~~

Speaking of Beigey, I wonder if he'll be joining us for

Tegan's friendly night out? I hope so, because now we need a fourth to round out the party. It seems

Turlough has scammed his way in on this little adventure.

Hmmm... I think I'll go find a warm Pooky and a creamy cup of cocoa.

*sashays out the door*

link

Shagged 104 Times|Shag Me Baby

Strangness abounds when you're drunk...

[Jul. 26th, 2004|04:18 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

Drunk and Randy

]

I'm worried... I think

Pooky may suspect me of entertaining

Beigey. This is, of course, totally untrue... ~~I merely contemplated it. I wasn't that desperate...~~ I should probably set the record straight... I mean, just because Beigey and I are actually getting along does not necessarily mean I'm shagging him...

*wicked smile* ...yet

And

Iris is being civil to me... *looks around* I fear the worst. And who was that

girl with the strange eyewear? She was searching for some mice... I hope they haven't gotten into the shrooms... Oh! And I think I've met

The Codger... It has to be him. He told me to put on more clothes. *indignant* The cheek of that man...

*grins* Its good to see

YFR back. It looks like he'll be guilding someone's lily soon... *snickers*

On a side note...

link

Shagged 56 Times|Shag Me Baby

Is it me...

[Jul. 17th, 2004|06:55 pm]

Barbarella

[	How Its Hangin'	\|	Shagtastic	]
[	On the Turntable	\|	Angels - My Boyfriend's Back	]

or is it hot in here?

*fans self*

Pooky is finally back! *tilts head; lopsided grin* I never thought I'd miss ~~wearing~~ that technicolor scream coat so much. *spins happily in chair* When he got back, it took all my self control not to pounce him where he stood. *predatory smile* He's not in the clear yet though... not by a long shot... I have a few things to ...discuss... with him in detail... ~~naked~~

*quirks head* I still don't know what those two were up to ~~and I'm afraid to find out, especially after Tegan's explainations...~~ *shrugs and smiles wickedly* I guess I'll just have to use my persuasive techniques on Pooky till he tells me... *looks very determined* I'll get him to tell me even if it takes all night ~~*leers lasciviously* Though I think it will take much, MUCH longer *winks*~~

You know its been awfully quiet around here without Pooky and

Tweedy. So quiet, in fact, that I even began to miss

Beigey. He disappeared just in time though, because even he was beginning to look good to me...

What?! Stop looking at me like that. I was afraid my hands would go permanantly numb... Desperate times call for desperate measures and all that... *hangs head* Ok really desperate...

Thankfully

third_doctor was around to help me with my little problem...

I'm not sure, but I think

Mel,

Benny, and

The Rani have been off playing drinking games in

sev_doc's bar. ~~probably passed out by now~~

*smiles suddenly* You know that's not a bad idea... Maybe we should have a party at

Shifty's to celebrate Tweedy and Pooky's return... *slowly runs tongue across lips* After I'm done welcoming him of course...

link

Shag Me Baby

The Search for sex err Six...

[Jun. 12th, 2004|06:06 pm]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

randy and frustrated

]

Well it seems

Pooky and

Tweedy have disappeared without a clue. I believe the lack of chocolate finally drove poor Pooky over the brink and he took desperate measures. He must have finally ~~conned~~ talked Tweedy into an expedition to Hersheyia and its new Cyberleaders. I hope he remembered to pack plenty of those yummy little gold foil wrapped coins...

*closes eyes* At least I hope that's what they're off doing... I really don't want to contemplate the other alternative... Namely

Tegan's Fantasies becoming reality... That whole hot sweet tea thing of hers is just too ~~frightening~~ inconceivable. *shivers* ...I hope...

*worried* They'd better turn up soon... I'm so randy even Beigey's beginning to look good... *double takes; jaw drops* Did I just say that?

*looks appalled* I really am getting desperate *covers mouth* We had best organize a search party to find them... and quick!

In other news...

The Rani and I have traded stalkers. I think she and

Beigey are made for each other. *rolls eyes* I mean after all, she's a megalomaniac bent on universal domination and the Doctor's defeat and he's... *ponders* an egomaniac bent on the domination of bad guys and her defeat...

*waggles brows and giggles wickedly* Sounds like a match made in heaven if you ask me. *winks*

I am beginning to wonder if I got the better part of the deal though... I haven't even caught a glimpse of

Four yet. And I've even looked in the bushes and under all the pillows in the groove pad.

*tilts head* Maybe I'm not prancing around naked enough... *taps finger on chin* No that can't be right. I do more prancing than's healthy. I'm surprised I haven't caught a cold since Beigey keeps it so chilly.... hmmmm....

Maybe I can find

Three and he can keep me occupied by showing me the many uses for frills in fashion.

*leans in conspiratorially* And I don't care what

Cricket Boy says... Three's *pauses and smiles suggestively* ...sonic screwdriver... is far superior to

Two's

...at least until proven otherwise...

link

Shagged 9 Times|Shag Me Baby

Welcome to Club Med Gallifrey...

[May. 6th, 2004|08:44 am]

Barbarella

[

How Its Hangin'

Groovilicious

]

Well the trip to see

Rassilon isn't a complete bore. ~~especially since he rolls his R's~~ It's sort of like a vacation. There's even games...

The checkerboard thing was rather interesting. Sort of like hopscotch with serious consequences from what I understand. And we have some pizza on the way thanks to

Tegan. Then there's sort of a scavenger hunt for the ring game, but thankfully Tegan told me its not a good prize *lowers voice* Its rather gaudy if you ask me. Definitely not for the fashionable companion to wear...

Am also looking forward to a little sight seeing with

Four. I'm sure there's some very long corridors we can get lost in... *smiles wickedly* Apparently he knows the reason its called "The Great Tower" and has offered to personally show me why. *winks*

I made sure to bring LOTS of liquor soaked radishes for

Mel and

Benny so they don't eat

Pooky. That's my job... and I plan to devour him after this adventure is over... *winks*

It'll be wonderful having Pooky back to his old self. I've actually begun to miss him in his coat. *shocked expression* Who'd have thought I'd miss that... Well and there's the fact that you can only do so much with a carrot. *tilts head thoughtfully* Although it has been rather nice carrying him around in my cleavage. *smiles suggestively* He does have very nice leaves... Its been rather fun making him squirm... *smiles devilishly* poor thing must be very frustrated by now. I'm looking foward to his... *almost purrs* retaliation... once he's changed back.

Speaking of teasing...

I think I've been rather hard on poor

Beigey lately. If I didn't know better I'd say he thinks I don't like him. He's really not so bad when he's not so uptight. He's just so much fun to fluster. He really isn't completely bland, he does have some color to him... I'll have to think of some way to make it up to him. Hmmmm... *taps index finger on chin* maybe something with chocolate...

link

Shagged 42 Times|Shag Me Baby