Sat, 13:13: Still have the flu. My head is pounding like a pounding thing. I’m still working on the move but I might be done fo… https://t.co/BYU84Q5R3U
Sat, 14:36: Installing worlds in Sims 3 that one bought from Origin should NOT be hard. But it’s ridiculously complicated and fiddly.
Sat, 17:44: Hit the inhaler, sort a box, drink theraflu, sleep, repeat. How to have the flu while moving house.
Sat, 18:14: I’m playing a bit of Sims 3 while I wait for this asthma attack to pass. I don’t know why, but I like it so much mo… https://t.co/WCNaYfoVe4
Sat, 21:37: So apparently there's a huge Alice in Wonderland/Romani themed furniture collection for S3 and I had never seen it… https://t.co/JcuqCf8fWB
Sun, 04:37: RT @LeVostreGC: Londoun toun was once Trinovantum. Now yt ys Londoun toun, nat Trinovantum. Been a longe tyme agon, O olde Trinovantum! Whe…
Sun, 10:07: Can you really classify Sims 3 as a non-violent game, what with the murder kids and the way simmers tend to kill si… https://t.co/vx2gPThLG4
Sun, 10:19: I was a but late to the Sims franchises, but I played around when Sims 2 came out. It was a harsh introduction. My… https://t.co/fTc0EvNqnL
Thu, 17:03: I’m listening to an audiobook of Seventh Son by OSC. I haven’t read it since I was 10. It’s super cringey. Like...s… https://t.co/7hq8ltWra9
Thu, 17:19: My cat just fell off the top of my dresser. It’s about 5’ tall. Absolutely nothing happened. She just...fell. Super… https://t.co/Tq49E3dnZW
Thu, 18:40: The church I used to be part of what founded by Barton W. Stone and Alexander Campbell. I’m trying to remember whic… https://t.co/egS5gZerhH
Thu, 18:44: No, Mr. Biden. There is nothing “decent” about Pence. Nothing whatsoever. And as one of the queer people he wants t… https://t.co/qAxiyca1Ex
Thu, 18:45: I enjoyed the Obama/Biden bromance as much as anybody, but I’m aware of Biden’s damaging positions on a great numbe… https://t.co/tPhTqhdqqe
Thu, 18:49: I ALMOST MISSED THE ABERMARLE SCHOOL BOARD MEETING TWEETS. (I’m super invested in this. I want so desperately for… https://t.co/asdodjOmfP
Thu, 18:50: She has no business being in a classroom. Black student do not deserve to be exposed to someone so damaging. https://t.co/kQQwWIPCQ7
Thu, 18:50: RT @socialistdogmom: aaand now on to the antiracism policy. it’s been moved & seconded that they accept the new policy. the text is here:…
Wed, 14:34: RT @TheTweetOfGod: In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different pe…
Wed, 16:38: I have strep again. If you need me, I’ll be eating antibiotics while keeping the space heater on, despite it being nearly 60°F
Wed, 16:42: You’re just mad he’s not lying for Trump anymore. And his testimony is being corroborated. That’s how we knew when… https://t.co/ZqGYBfoVUB
Wed, 16:44: RT @smartsassylib: @MEPFuller The problem is, when confronted that they are commiting acts of racism, White people usually are truly hurt.…
Wed, 16:47: RT @oureric: A lot of conservative people suddenly have deep and nuanced views on what is and isn't racist. Fascinating.
Wed, 16:55: In other random-ass news, Molly hit 100 followers at some point today. She apologizes for not tweeting much today.… https://t.co/dhgvCHZ6IY
Wed, 17:11: “I tried not to listen to him, but to be honest with you, sir, that little fucker was smooth as hell.” Just rando… https://t.co/0zLl0vhKia
Tue, 17:06: RT @gaileyfrey: HAHAHAHAHA WOW fuck this. Fuck especially the "these things are banned from our dress code, or would be, if we had a dress…
Tue, 17:10: RT @NewEnglendTweet: I know the south gets a lot of flak for being homophobic but have you ever tried Boston
Tue, 17:11: RT @TheAlanNoble: If you brag about groping women without their consent, it is reasonable for people to believe accusations that you sexual…
Tue, 17:19: Men on the internet who “want to genuinely debate” stupid shit by condescending to me are a fucking plague. I do… https://t.co/mym2wEgBAI
Tue, 17:23: Look, I don’t want Bernie. But this is some bullshit. It takes some fucking balls to parallel a progressive, left-w… https://t.co/vFBkAYjgtH
Mon, 12:03: Dude behind a site that has a bot that steals content from Twitter and blogs to stuff it on his own site where it’s… https://t.co/foMjMvtvle
Mon, 12:16: I blocked him. Not that that solves the bot problem.
Mon, 12:20: Former campaign staffer alleges in lawsuit that Trump kissed her without her consent. The White House denies the ch… https://t.co/RRiXlkDlmd
Mon, 12:26: I’m tired of getting solicitations from DailyKos saying things like “How to Make Republicans Pay” by giving DailyKo… https://t.co/wUuViPm77T
Mon, 12:29: RT @BitchestheCat: Fuck anyone who bases whether they’ll adopt a pet on how many RTs they get. You’re not a good person. You’re looking for…
Mon, 12:33: Somebody adopt this precious baby, please. I live nowhere near this shelter, but they really seem to be good people… https://t.co/nnqTcb2k4v
Mon, 12:40: Just to give you an idea of where my brain is today, I’m mad at everything and I want chocolate. I’m only NOT mad… https://t.co/Xo47ae13fp
Sun, 12:46: Taking a break from packing and moving. Trying to find a movie to watch, but I keep coming across things that shoul… https://t.co/jmlwdLkjBr
Sun, 12:48: RT @ProBirdRights: HOLD THE DATE! on sundaey Appril 21rd there be a time of reckonin call "The Evil Bunny Rabbit Communist Plot to Redistir…
Sun, 12:49: RT @seananmcguire: I understand that CGI often comes later in the budget, but how in the world do you do a teaser for HIS DARK MATERIALS an…
Sun, 13:04: ...why did no one talk about this weirdness? Somebody's been forging Nobel Peace Prize nominations for Donald Trum… https://t.co/qGQebJt3Yz
Sun, 13:25: So, this is a movie that exists. Read the reviews and tell me you don’t wanna queue this puppy up for a round of ri… https://t.co/Iwmv9JlJHN
Sun, 13:34: Quick question: how man —and please be honest—how many ducking movies do we need about lighthouses with monsters? I… https://t.co/fVfJjR3h2b
Sun, 13:42: Also, The Butterfly Effect was a stupid movie. (So was Donnie Darko.)
Sun, 13:49: Really disappointed that STORMAGEDDON isn’t the story of the baby from Doctor Who.
Sun, 13:55: Maybe I’ll just watch Ender’s Game again.
Sun, 14:00: I wish this movie covered more of the first part of the book. The situation the world is in when the book starts is… https://t.co/VDwW8vsDjy
Sat, 12:20: Tangy Lumples is on her bullshit again. Please, feel free to explain why we can’t afford universal healthcare, but… https://t.co/3G87VkRMrd
Sat, 12:25: RT @Pixelfish: Seattle is expensive in part bc housing is expensive. Housing is expensive bc of AirBNBs and flippers and investors from acr…
Sat, 14:03: The internet is weird and ridiculous. My cat has about 40 followers now and gets interaction on almost every tweet.… https://t.co/iIIGyl6sX6
Sat, 14:28: Peak twitter culture. I’m in an argument with my cat’s twitter. 👀
Thu, 12:59: RT @Catuchee: *extremely film boy voice* hey sorry i made fun of you for gaining antidepressant weight in college. now that we're both in L…
Thu, 12:59: RT @Catuchee: *film boy voice heightens* you see, you owe me this. as a dude who has questions that could be Googled, if they are not answe…
Wed, 12:01: Also, how are Wizards not subject to the equivalent of the ADA? What do you do if you’re a wizard kid in a wheelcha… https://t.co/KYr8P66kXO
Wed, 12:07: ALSO, why do students who live in Ireland and Scotland have to go to London to take a train that...takes them to Sc… https://t.co/BkBgDClzO6
Wed, 12:10: Also, not for the tag, but: it still weirds me out that the weasleys are considered poor. They put 7 kids through p… https://t.co/Kt09lGcOhe
Wed, 12:13: RT @MissMonicaE: Being Catholic is great because you get to say "particular devotion to Our Lady of Sorrows" instead of "weird obsession wi…
Wed, 12:49: I like thinking about the way contemporary language can be incredibly misinterpreted by eventual historians and arc… https://t.co/EHOdgSe387
Mon, 12:07: RT @fawfulfan: It's really simple, people: don't fat shame. You can shame Trump for a million other things. Being fat isn't a character fl…
Mon, 12:13: RT @KBSpangler: And THAT, my friends, is the story of how I won my zombie fly fishing duel by catching the severed zombie head of William S…
Mon, 12:16: I’m beginning to think TERFy EJ Levy is never coming back to Twitter. I mean, it’s not a loss. But being told you c… https://t.co/e4SP0SnNW4
Mon, 12:27: Really kinda wanna make a Twitter for Molly because she’s a VERY leftist cat. But I don’t actually want to put any… https://t.co/xx5cwxJU4G
Mon, 12:50: Okay, I may have started a Twitter for Molly. It remains to be seen whether “she” will use it or not. Currently all… https://t.co/nO0PIqmyGT
Sun, 12:28: RT @MiseryVulture: Someday we'll look back at Twitter, and realize that cat accounts with hilariously cute misspellings and socialist senti…
Sun, 12:38: What kind of bigoted bullshit is this? I hope the greater Anglican communion gets its shit together soon. https://t.co/Pw4nHdqlvI
Sat, 12:04: Twitter, I need to pee but my cat is asleep on my leg. Help.
Sat, 12:05: RT @d_ruddenwrites: 'If you got rid of every male creator who was a monster, we'd lose so many -' Don't care. Do not. There isn't a single…
Sat, 12:13: Did y’all see Civ VI now has DOC so that you, too, may destroy the environment while building a civilization? Playa… https://t.co/Hh80My2hOy
Sat, 12:21: More nostalgia: remember when everything in the App Store was 99¢ and the consumer outrage when a couple of apps we… https://t.co/4wd0TlrvLY
Fri, 12:00: Also, admitting (while being recorded) that there isn’t actually any emergency, that you just want to co-opt the go… https://t.co/vBH2G4KVuJ
Fri, 12:04: RT @arthur_affect: Please don't feel tempted to feel bad for EJ Levy getting piled on We're only two weeks out from Jesse Singal doing a f…
Fri, 12:09: RT @ellle_em: Cis women please STOP erasing trans men to make some sort of cheap point about feminism. Please stop appropriating trans men'…
Fri, 12:10: RT @ellle_em: The stories of trans men/masculine nonbinary people do not belong to cis women. Stop thinking you own them.
Fri, 12:16: RT @sesmith: Three-day weekends are a GREAT time to adopt a new friend because you have more time to get to know each other! https://t.co/V…
Fri, 12:33: I’ve been trying and failing to take a nap for 1.5 hours, but it’s NOT MY FAULT. Twitter happened. Also, my Étude p… https://t.co/vw72Vxb0Wt
Fri, 12:35: Someday, I’m gonna say, “I’m so old, I remember before the Babadook was a queer icon” and my great-great-grand niec… https://t.co/P31s1EKT8R
Fri, 12:37: RT @melgillman: Today I Learned: the term “facile gender categorization” is apparently academic-speak for “literally everyone is telling me…
Fri, 12:38: RT @lauramahler: Conversation at the grocery store today that I'm still mad about: Older man, nodding to my shirt: "Do you have a boyfrien…
Fri, 12:43: Because of @Nicole_Cliffe’s random question today, I’ve realized that basically all my childhood toys were haunted.
Wed, 12:09: RT @neilhimself: If you are wondering where, when and how Season 2 of American Gods can be seen, here is a helpful chart: https://t.co/sAHZ…
Wed, 12:11: I found Diagon Alley! The Secret Alley Full Of Curious Old Bookshops • Cecil Court – Secret London https://t.co/cyL5CIBEPO
Wed, 12:37: RT @scalzi: Speaking as someone who said "I don't see color" embarrassingly late in life, there's a high correlation between saying that, a…
Wed, 12:39: Also, measles acts like a Trojan horse and mass deletes a bunch of other immunities. It’s dangerous. https://t.co/9f0gNVQGhp
Wed, 12:43: This was not a take that occurred to me, but it’s kinda true. 100% of the Martian population is robots now and that… https://t.co/Dz3a0puQZo
Wed, 12:46: RT @anne_theriault: The Order of the Phoenix should be called Harry Potter And The 267 Times Mrs Weasley Was Right But Everyone Ignored And…
Wed, 12:47: RT @Popehat: Performatively Edgy Person: The First Amendment protects my speech! The right response to speech you don't like is more spee…
Tue, 12:00: RT @DelilahSDawson: riled, a poem by my dog * oh gosh sometimes I get RILED an I want TO PLAY an I try the cat but he jus blinks an ignores…
Tue, 12:01: RT @DelilahSDawson: tuck, a poem by my dog * I tuck my foots under my chin an let the snoozles come again I like to be in a dog ball until…
Tue, 12:02: RT @DelilahSDawson: nose, a poem by my dog * there are times when I dread the skyborks but they're not quite here yet an that is a good mom…
Tue, 12:03: RT @DelilahSDawson: secret, a poem by my dog * I like to think I'm a v honest boi but there's somethin in the yard I been hidin an when you…
Tue, 12:03: RT @DelilahSDawson: hope, a poem by my dog * a few times a day I wander over an take a look in my bowl jus in case there might be a foob bu…
Tue, 12:04: RT @DelilahSDawson: longing, a poem by my dog * all day the smell called me an then you ate but din't offer me any which the pack should do…
Tue, 12:04: RT @DelilahSDawson: itch, a poem by my dog * hi stranger welcome to my home is nice to see you an smell the intresting smells on your pants…
Tue, 12:05: RT @DelilahSDawson: not the bag, a poem by my dog * oh no I see the bag the one that means you're goin away it is too high up for me too pe…
Tue, 12:05: RT @DelilahSDawson: lotta drops, a poem by my dog * my person you are feelin bad an your arm does a dead but hey there is a gravy lining to…
Tue, 12:05: RT @DelilahSDawson: not beggin, a poem by my dog * who me no I am not beggin because you made it p clear that you don't like that I'm jus s…
Mon, 12:07: RT @CatSWrites: Here’s what we’re not going to do: we’re not going to pretend anti-vaxxers are all women. I realize that in this country we…
Mon, 12:08: RT @CatSWrites: This is hard to believe but men can take their kids to the doctor for, like, vaccinations and everything. The 21st century…
Mon, 12:17: RT @LAM_Barrett: Both Apple and Google are hosting an app that lets Saudi men track their female relatives, including text alerts when they…
Mon, 12:19: RT @ErickFernandez: Guy who gave a speech to Neo-Nazis and described himself like “David Duke without the baggage” has some thoughts on ant…
Mon, 12:27: Oh, God. I had scarlet fever twice as a kid. I don’t remember the illness itself very much, but I remember that I w… https://t.co/Yzj6TYqoXS
Mon, 12:33: RT @UrsulaV: You can pre-order THE TWISTED ONES right now! Reserve your copy of the horror novel Seanan McGuire called me to yell at me for…
Sun, 12:14: RT @snarkbat: Hey editors! Take note of ALL these disabled writers (including me)! We’re out here writing and there’s lots more where thi…
Sun, 12:16: RT @DavidOBowles: "Hey, so were there gay, trans, non-binary, or otherwise queer folx in pre-Colombian Mesoamerica, especially in the Aztec…
Sun, 12:29: Way to erase the faith of people who can’t speak, my guy. In addition to being really crap theology, I mean. The he… https://t.co/ABaEWuXD6P
Sun, 12:42: Hey, random guys in my mentions, listen: I’m not gonna give you SJW cookies for that thing you did once that was no… https://t.co/tbL0f1k0pY
Sun, 12:42: RT @hatttiegladwell: Hands up if you’ve ever been made to feel ashamed, selfish or guilty because you have a mental illness
Sun, 13:07: All I can think of is that scene in Patch Adams where Robin Williams greets the gynocological fellows. “We’re at yo… https://t.co/0sXmtHGrlT
Sat, 13:38: RT @niais: ALWAYS. I was at an outreach thing yesterday and was basically asked "What is the actual value in do astronomy?" and I answered…
Sat, 13:40: RT @AlishaGrauso: Random reminder that Mads Mikkelsen had an entire life as a gymnast and dancer before be became an actor. https://t.co/gq…
Sat, 13:41: RT @mckellogs: Art Twitter, do you know anyone who does feminized portraits for a friend who will soon be on HRT? I think she would like to…
Sat, 13:43: I just managed to trip myself by getting the big toe of one foot caught in the opposite pantsleg. I’m super gracefu… https://t.co/wUqeYVh067
Sat, 13:44: RT @osutein: Not-skiing is among my favorite activities.
Sat, 13:51: Hey, here’s a though: why don’t we, I dunno, START BELIEVING WOMEN WHEN THEY SAY THESE THINGS? At least give it a s… https://t.co/HV0QZ44AxG
Sat, 13:54: Also, “police are investigating it as a homicide....” no shit! She was folded up in a suitcase! That’s kinda hard to do to yourself.
Fri, 17:35: RT @anne_theriault: jk rowling: why yes, maybe I did write hermione as black and just never mentioned it in the text because that’s the kin…
Fri, 17:42: I’m still mad at JK Rowling. “Surprise! Dumbkedore is gay! But we’re not gonna talk about that; it might detract fr… https://t.co/DEfV6cHQxo
Fri, 17:50: RT @thistallawkgirl: Mike Pence isn’t gay, but his impression of an 18–year-old closeted me looking at my hot straight friend is spot on ht…
Thu, 13:06: My “chaotic queer” LGBTQ alignment pin from @calow_sam turned up! (It was mistakenly delivered to a neighbour.) it’s super cute!
Thu, 13:09: Also, a present for me arrived. 🥰 It has some LUSH in it! It smells good — at least insofar as I can smell things t… https://t.co/dCGlUZczfW
Thu, 13:11: And the story is cantered on the experience of the puppets (human cast) parents, which really pushes the “autistic… https://t.co/DTyNCElSK0
Thu, 13:21: RT @jpbrammer: the sparse thumbs up reactions at the beginning have broken me I can’t stop laughing. I won’t survive this man’s press cycle…
Wed, 12:09: RT @BrandyLJensen: 2017: sassy brands who dunk on people 2018: the brands are anxious and depressed now 2019: brands start asking for feet…
Wed, 12:15: RT @TheLapsedJedi: Jimmy Fallon did a bit where he plays Terrence Howard's character on Empire and knew not to do blackface, and he can't r…
Wed, 12:29: RT @lisaquestions: "X is a made up word." Please, tell me more about the all natural words that grew on the word bushes and were harvested…
Wed, 12:30: I make up words all the time. Yesterday, I invented “enbaldening” for whatever black magic Meghan Markel is suppose… https://t.co/8DOW282UN8
Tue, 12:45: RT @AnaMardoll: Heads up for people considering Russian Doll: it's co-produced by Louis CK's manager who is alleged to have helped him cove…
Tue, 12:47: This. I’m not trying to come for your problematic faves (or mine), but having information definitely changes my att… https://t.co/SDpNs5cyc4
Tue, 12:56: Solid advice if you have a trust fund, I guess? Hyperbolic bullshit otherwise. You can follow your dreams while als… https://t.co/avBfSvG796
Tue, 13:00: These hot takes don’t make you more evolved or “willing to take risks for [your] dreams.” They make you sound daft.… https://t.co/03x9H2KTXa
Tue, 13:08: Wait. Dwarf-tossing is a thing? An actual thing and not just ridiculous word salad people vomit on the Internet? I.… https://t.co/nZiTe9VZUi
Mon, 12:01: So how many blackface photos does Lieberman have? Because that’s literally the only rationale I can see here. https://t.co/yU38TADDMV
Mon, 12:03: RT @TheTweetOfGod: When it comes to climate change, humanity can no longer do nothing and simply ignore it. It is high time to do nothing a…
Mon, 12:07: Oh God. I forgot about the SOTU. Can...can we cancel the US? I feel like the plot has gone up its own arse and the… https://t.co/NCmvvwtWYW
Mon, 12:20: RT @MikeDrucker: REPORTER: So was it fun working with so many celebrities on this film? LIAM NEESON: I did 9/11
Mon, 12:24: Oh God. It keeps going. MARIE KONDO IS NOT YOUR PET JAPANESE LADY. WHITE PEOPLE, WE ARE ALL CANCELLED. LINE UP; SOM… https://t.co/5yHM0LGvUy
Mon, 12:25: This is the conclusion of why I feel so strongly about computers, at the end of a thread where I just fondly rememb… https://t.co/UMc8yvCPt3
Sun, 12:06: RT @anne_theriault: In 600 years people will refer to this time period as the post-POST-medieval age and they will make whatever the 27th c…
Sun, 12:08: Let’s see how long I can go before Twitter gives me another 12 hour lockdown!
Sun, 12:10: I found my traveler’s notebook/planner/wallet just in time to lose them in the current move! Go me!
Fri, 13:27: RT @jfruh: Hey Los Angeles! If you are in the market to adopt a SWEET, FRIENDLY orange boy cat, have I got an orange boy cat for you! This…
Fri, 13:28: RT @jfruh: ...who says he used his litter box like a pro, plays with toys, and gets along with dogs and cats. He's probably 4-6 years old,…
Fri, 13:28: RT @jfruh: UPDATE: HERE ARE SOME MORE PICS FROM HIS FOSTER, HOW CAN YOU ~NOT~ ADOPT THIS CAT, IT'S PRACTICALLY ILLEGAL, CONTACT ME FOR DETA…
Fri, 13:52: RT @stephenaharper: [giving advice to my grandson] inside everyone there are two cats, one is @goblinkenny , and he wants you to commit cri…
Fri, 14:01: RT @Muna_Mire: We pivoting from Ellen to Ellen fam. Not only did she draw the clear and violent thruline from your homophobic jokes to peop…
Fri, 14:13: RT @GailSimone: Captain America panty shields seems like a real missed marketing opportunity.
Thu, 13:35: RT @ThePlumLineGS: This is extraordinary. Howard Schultz's own advisers are now privately conceding that his strategy requires him to focu…
Thu, 15:54: RT @LouisatheLast: Jesus fuck don’t go to Starbucks and yell at a barista making $8 an hour because their billionaire boss is a shitbag htt…
Wed, 16:49: RT @fox5dc: PLEASE SHARE TO HELP FIND A MISSING BROTHER AND SISTER last seen on Tuesday in Southeast, D.C. Officers say 11-year-old Gibron…
Wed, 17:33: RT @CNN: A 96-day church service to prevent a family from being deported in the Netherlands ends with government deal to give more time to…
Wed, 17:47: Apparently my nephew won’t date anyone over 5’5”. He’s 6’1”. He also have a lower limit. Nobody shorter than 4’11”.
Wed, 17:55: Sometimes @SailorMoonSub goes away and life is sad. But eventually they come back and livetweet more Utena and the world is less shitty! 😍
Tue, 15:23: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I AM IN AWE OF FAST FOOD'S CONTINUED QUEST TO CREATE THE LARGEST, UNHEALTHIEST PILE OF BREAD, MEAT, AND CHEESE IMAGINABLE…
Tue, 15:24: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: OH SORRY BUT I SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE TIME TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THAT E-MAIL LIST THAT I HAVE ACTIVELY DESPISED FOR NEARLY A DE…
Mon, 12:24: I remember watching on TV. I was 6. It felt impossibly huge and heavy and I cried because I’d been following the st… https://t.co/4MbGQEbZz4
Mon, 12:25: RT @HomelandDems: Please note: the numbers @realDonaldTrump provides below are completely fabricated and should not be taken as true in any…
Mon, 12:41: I’m so excited! I got the shipping notification for my MacBook Air! It’s a used older model, but I got it from a go… https://t.co/py3kugbHvi
Mon, 13:04: It’s time for a nap. It’s cold and I have been packing and I had Jaffa Cakes and now I want a nap. So I’mma take one.
Sat, 14:33: RT @AndrewNadeau0: ME: Son, we need to talk about the birds and the bees. SON: Okay. ME: Please stop Frankensteining them together into h…
Sat, 14:33: RT @dcpetterson: Speaker Pelosi should tell Traitor Tot: 1) He's invited to give the SotU in 4 weeks, but only if the government is still…
Sat, 14:37: Something like 6 or 7 years ago, Neil Gaiman followed me on Twitter and my head exploded. I’m hoping he forgets to… https://t.co/zCMsO9LusC
Fri, 13:56: I think everybody should be assigned NB gender at birth and then when you know what your identity is, you can change it.
Fri, 13:57: RT @jonnysun: spark joy spark joy again let joy catch on the kindling shield joy from the wind let joy grow ADD WOOD TO THE BURNING JOY BIG…
Fri, 14:01: Federal workers should be able to charge interest on this monthlong “loan” of all their money.
Fri, 14:07: Fucking propaganda machine. Dems have ALWAYS been willing to discuss border security. But a fucking wall isn’t that. https://t.co/6PM9Qp2QZW
Fri, 14:15: RT @Josh_Moon: It's important to point out that this three-week deal is the exact deal that Democrats pitched 35 days ago. Before anyone mi…
Fri, 14:17: RT @bestofnextdoor: "Good morning, all. I have started a petition to have the United States government unplug the modem to the internet fo…
Fri, 14:28: RT @MoNscience: .@newscientist: This headline is irresponsible. The study was performed mostly in mice, and the evidence in humans is indir…
Thu, 12:00: I was gonna make a list of all the things I call my cat that are Not Her Name, but I keep thinking of more I use an… https://t.co/3aJeLebmRF
Thu, 12:18: RT @nikeshshukla: Hi. I lost the necklace shown in my profile pic today at Heathrow airport terminal 2. It contains some of my mum’s ashes…
Thu, 12:19: RT @pattonoswalt: Aw, man. This dude just attacked me on Twitter and I joked back but then I looked at his timeline and he’s in a LOT of tr…
Thu, 12:41: Apparently, the first thing I bought from Amazon was the satanic bible. And if that doesn’t kind of foreshadow the… https://t.co/nd2IoLr2yn
Thu, 12:45: Can we make this an intention for 2019? Just put some prayer into it? Or ritual or whatever you do? https://t.co/RNQlM5t0k5
Thu, 12:50: RT @MicroSFF: The World President took the call. "All right, Dr Dastard, what are your demands?" "Media always talk about my inventions and…
Thu, 13:03: RT @TheRotund: I know we are tired, Gen X, and a bunch of us are taking care of...so many other people both older and younger, but we have…
Wed, 12:33: RT @LeahBroad: Well it's mid-week and freezing cold, so here's a thread of composers as biscuits. 1. J. S. Bach, Chocolate Leibniz. Basica…
Wed, 12:36: RT @ezralevin: 1) Dem or GOP - it doesn't matter. We need positive reinforcement for Dem Senators and pressure on GOP Senators. Simple mess…
Wed, 12:36: RT @ezralevin: When you call, make sure the staffer verifies you are resident of the senator's state. Ask for the staffer's name and reques…
Wed, 12:38: RT @neilhimself: US Audible subscribers! There's a "Daily Deal" going on for the audiobooks of Anansi Boys ($3.95) and Neverwhere ($4.95) u…
Wed, 12:42: RT @AngryBlackLady: When you force the M*GA hashtag or trump’s handle into a woman of color’s mentions and go about your day, you leave her…
Tue, 15:00: RT @TheRaDR: In honor of SCOTUS' choice to enshrine transphobia, gonna re-up my thread about non-cis gender in Judaism--how non-binary and…
Tue, 15:32: RT @ManInTheHoody: why is the supreme court letting the guy who thinks rape should be *expected* make the rules for what is okay in the mil…
Tue, 15:33: RT @americansunited: This is one of the many reasons AU told the Trump admin to shut down the Evangelical Advisory Board until it complies…
Mon, 12:27: RT @PebblesPuss2014: There was a bug in my water bowl without a life jacket on and now I think he’s deaded. ‘What makes you think he didn’…
Mon, 12:52: RT @mcsweeneys: "We police our young white men like criminals, waiting for them to inevitably reveal their latent racism and privilege in v…
Mon, 12:59: RT @emilyjoypoetry: guard your heart guard your hear guard your hea guard your he guard your h guard your guard you guard yo guard y guard…
Mon, 13:07: RT @TravisAllen02: BREAKING: As of today, we are officially closer to the END of the Trump Presidency than we are to the beginning. Retwee…
Mon, 13:13: I think you mean “accidentally.” The scare quotes are missing. This is not just a “graphics mistake.” https://t.co/ch24x6y1am
Sun, 20:27: RT @peterdaou: (3/5) THREAD on #CovingtonCatholic The issue is what MAGA has come to represent and how starkly it stood out against the di…
Sun, 20:27: RT @peterdaou: (4/5) THREAD on #CovingtonCatholic MAGA is about cloaking hate in the language of Christianity, violating the Bible's most…
Sun, 20:28: RT @peterdaou: (5/5) THREAD on #CovingtonCatholic MAGA is the hypocrisy and lies Republican politicians feed their base to stoke racism an…
Sun, 20:42: You do not value my safety. That kinda talk can get me killed. Do you know how close to TEXAS I am?? https://t.co/HuFkiKRH0F
Sun, 20:47: RT @adhdenki: ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE CONCEPT OF LARGE/CROOKED NOSES AS "UGLY" IS ROOTED IN WHITE SUPREMACY AND COLONIALIST BEAUTY STANDARD…
Sat, 12:06: RT @notmuchelse: In any other context, you couldn't go around telling women to keep their legs shut, calling them sluts and whores that wil…
Sat, 12:08: RT @crazypastor: Twenty years. For hospitality. But if you kill a black man in the “line of duty” you’ll get 81 months, at most. https://…
Sat, 12:15: That is not something I have ever put much thought into. But thanks. Long dicks for home safety, I guess. https://t.co/namOEot8Nc
Sat, 12:16: RT @gindaanis: Ppl talking about the elder drumming at the March, surrounded by those fool children in maga hats, pointing out he's a veter…
Sat, 12:20: I’m sorry, white cis-men. We need you to leave the country for the foreseeable future until we get a handle on all… https://t.co/RJN8WFePz1
Sat, 12:24: RT @AgentAggregator: Do you feel LESS SAFE under this Administration than the previous one? Please RETWEET Thank you!
Sat, 12:29: RT @misslaneym: The Native American elder who was taunted, Nathan Philips of the Omaha Nation, talks about what happened through tears. He…
Fri, 14:26: Read this. It’s beautifully done and includes the phrase “the fog leaf of bigotry” and I love it. And Yeti. Yeti is… https://t.co/bPMhtjmf8U
Fri, 14:41: Um, this looks identical to my school lunches in the 80s and 90s, too. Thursday was pizza day and IT WAS THE BEST. https://t.co/plreDMxvUj
Fri, 14:42: RT @ZeeJayThorne: For folks who don't know, in conversion therapy, they try to modify your reaction to sexual stimuli and give you PTSD abo…
Fri, 14:47: Maybe the president will be IMPRISONED for LIFE soon and you along with him! Just think of all the self-important p… https://t.co/HEKUxVj2Dx
Fri, 14:48: RT @TheDEWLine: The press room at the Surface Navy Association has a white board, so naturally I felt compelled to make the most provocativ…
Thu, 13:43: So I see Trump’s answer to Pelosi was to scream at the nearest staffer to “FIND SOMETHING I CAN TELL HER *SHE* CAN’T DO!”
Thu, 13:47: RT @kaitlancollins: If you thought this shutdown was close to being over, the House Speaker suggested the president cancel his address to C…
Thu, 14:06: RT @micahjmurray: church: “spirit lead me where my trust is without borders...” spirit: cool cool. queer ppl are beloved children of god…
Thu, 14:18: RT @jkbibliophile: I told my 3yo she couldn’t play with makeup, so she ran away sobbing and yelling, “Alexa, play crying music!” (SHE SAI…
Thu, 14:34: RT @erinruberry: Look, a lot of things are terrible right now so you really need this 3-minute video of Pickles the pig and Dill the dog be…
Thu, 14:40: RT @Acosta: A WH official has told the WH pool that Trump's move is "not a response" to Pelosi. Fact check: Yeah right.
Wed, 12:15: RT @johndyer: Wife: What did you do while I was out? Me: The kids and I talked about Ephesians 2:8-9 and then I bought them Frostys for no…
Wed, 12:15: RT @SiobhanFTB: me: i took years of biology! how dare you assume i am ignorant of these genetic mechanisms! also me: tummy hurt! i have an…
Wed, 12:22: RT @marcellacomedy: Being over thirty means that when a guy tells me I’m too good for him, I believe it. And you know what? It’s the one ti…
Wed, 12:27: RT @ProudResister: Human scientists have just discovered the most fragile thing on planet earth and it is the ego of a white male Trump sup…
Tue, 12:03: RT @AnaMardoll: The fact that the two Fyre Festival documentaries are fighting with each other is EXACTLY the kind of drama I demand from m…
Tue, 12:06: RT @artsy_addy: A GROUP OF OWLS IS CALLED A PARLIAMENT A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A MURDER A GROUP OF RAVENS IS CALLED A CONSPIRACY OR…
Tue, 12:16: RT @surlybassey: I just read that pregnant women in stressful jobs/home situations are more likely to carry female fetuses to term because…
Tue, 12:18: RT @electric_rose_: Insecure men: "Everyone is too damn sensitive these days. I can't do or say anything or some snowflake is gonna get tri…
Tue, 12:22: RT @bookbeaut: I just made a joke which was the judge on Top Chef saying “I loved the way you approached the lettuce” and I yelled “SLOWLY…
Tue, 12:23: RT @Amy_Siskind: A reminder that Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell are up for re-election in 2020.
Mon, 14:53: RT @AnaMardoll: I swear to god, I'm about to go home and deface a perfectly innocent book out of SPITE for these Books Are Sacred people.
Mon, 14:55: RT @Shen_the_Bird: [first day as a priest] guy: father i must confess my sins me: what's the tea my child
Mon, 15:19: RT @ksatnews: ***PLEASE SHARE*** Authorities believe 12-year-old Marisol Arroyo was abducted and is in grave and immediate danger. https://…
Mon, 15:20: RT @vandroidhelsing: My entire goal in life is to look like it's 1912 and I'm only now in mourning for Marie Antoinette. She'd want it to b…
Mon, 15:21: RT @vandroidhelsing: I just don't think, in this day and age, that respectable purveyors of couture should be purveying couture that looks…
Mon, 15:22: RT @vandroidhelsing: I like it but it also screams "ringmaster of an after-hours circus where all the animals are people and there's too mu…
Mon, 15:23: RT @vandroidhelsing: I think this is an attempt at color-blocking and it completely has not paid off, because it looks like he's made of ha…
Sun, 12:55: RT @jleungbooks: That part in Little Town on the Prairie when Laura Ingalls in 1882 can’t even escape the existential crisis of “should I g…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: The stock answer is "Nobody's 'not getting paid', they always give them back pay." First, the fact that we have to pas…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: Second, back pay is never worth the full value of being paid on time. You've lost money to late fees and overdraft charg…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: Third, not everybody who is losing income to the shutdown is a federal employee covered by these agreements. There are i…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: When a private company that had some big project that was going to be done in conjunction with some federal agency sudde…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: The blinkered conservative view is "Big deal, government spending is a waste" but that's money that goes *into* the econ…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: We've got this very video game-y view of money where it's just a variable and it only exists on one side of the transact…
Sat, 12:23: RT @alexandraerin: Imagine a town like Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Conservatives are all about preserving the history, right? Especially civi…
Sat, 12:25: RT @GuruBluXVIII: UPDATE: The gov't shutdown has cut Rae's pay (VA CNA). Whatever's given is for their survival. Rae's faces her lupus/ k…
Sat, 12:29: RT @donaeldunready: Folc said I couldn't shut down the Witan for the longest time ever. But here we are, another record for the Donaeld. Fo…
Thu, 12:01: RT @molly_the_tanz: I saw Goody Kondo naked in the woods last night and she was singing to a black goat as she burned all your favorite nov…
Thu, 12:24: RT @JuddLegum: 1. Steve King just openly embraced white supremacy I'm waiting for A SINGLE REPUBLICAN MEMBER OF THE HOUSE to speak out aga…
Thu, 12:36: Sometimes, I get mad just thinking about how much I don’t like Ron Weasley.
Thu, 12:37: Also, last night, I had a strange dream where I accidentally handed out speed to third graders.
Wed, 12:38: RT @SFdirewolf: If you are a non disabled person who doesn’t get why so many disabled people are talking & critiquing about #TheUpside, her…
Wed, 12:50: RT @mickeyd1971: Each of Chicago's police districts now has six cars that will scan license plates on "continuous patrols." That means the…
Wed, 13:05: RT @Fahrenthold: Ever get an "OMG TRUMP IS ABOUT TO FIRE MUELLER PLz GIVE $$$$$ NOW" fundraising email from a Dem candidate? This DC consul…
Wed, 13:39: RT @introvertedwife: “Pretty young things” is a phrase only spoken by serial killers with a lampshade made from human skin.
Tue, 14:19: RT @introvertedwife: @cmdrsue Whenever I see “Sanders lied” I’m not sure if they mean Huckabee or Bernie. Then I realize it doesn’t matter.
Tue, 14:20: RT @Mimirocah1: A MUST READ. "The moment the president declares a 'national emergency'—a decision that is entirely within his discretion—mo…
Tue, 14:21: How’s everybody doing? It feels like we’re in the last 5.5 hours of freedom over here. This is stressing me out so… https://t.co/PGIEYMmhcq
Tue, 14:24: RT @authorsahunt: Every time I watch Bernie Sanders rant about political issues, I just get a mental image of an old golden retriever barki…
Mon, 12:00: RT @MoreAndAgain: I was wondering the same thing, so I searched for a write-up. Turns out Gov. Bill Haslam didn't pardon Cyntoia, he only…
Mon, 12:39: RT @yellowcardigan: Imagine if you could get things done just by lying awake in bed and thinking about them. You can’t. But I’m gonna keep…
Mon, 13:41: @SimGuruGrant Whose idea was it for kids to go through the bear suit stage? Because that was genius and I adore it.
Mon, 14:23: RT @amaditalks: My friend @kirimuffin has been patiently waiting for disability approval. As the government drags its heels, please help he…
Mon, 18:18: RT @ParkerMolloy: But I really never want to hear about “liberal media bias” again after the same network that said no to Obama in 2014 end…
Mon, 18:19: I’m waiting on a Windows update to install so I can torture Sims. (Kidding. Mostly. Most of my Sims lead fulfilling… https://t.co/YS2Ccro7kW
Mon, 18:24: I can never make myself leave a computer while it updates, as though my presence makes a difference. This is inconv… https://t.co/TMD6KI0JsL
Mon, 18:45: Update status: 13% installed. I’m going to die before it even hits 50%.
Mon, 19:40: Not being able to breathe is a thing I don’t like. Unfortunately, my inhaler is empty and I can’t afford to go to a… https://t.co/bLlsS1LCbQ
