Step One: List twelve characters. DO NOT PEEK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR LIST.
Well. My friends ARE characters.
01. Me (Michael)
02. Lindsay
03. Ben
04. Mel
05. Brian
06. Emmett
07. Mom (Debbie)
08. Ted
09. Daphne.
10. Justin.
11. Hunter.
12. Uh. Blake.
Step Two: Take these questions ...
1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Step Three: ... And answer them!
1. Have you read a Six/Eleven fic? Would you want to?
[Emmett/Hunter]... Uh. No and definitely no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Mel] For a dyke, I guess. If I were a lesbian I'd do her.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Blake/Ted] The world as we know it would come to a crashing halt.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
[Daphne] Um. No. Sorry.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Lindsay/Emmett] Actually, you know what, I could see it.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
[Brian/Daphne or Brian/Justin] I don't think this is really a question that needs answering.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Mom, Linsday/Blake] Honestly? Knowing my mom she'd probably start making smart-ass remarks.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
[Ben/Justin] I refuse to.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
[Me/Ted] All we are is fluff. I mean - I love Ted, but I wouldn't ever ... See him or anything. But. You know.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
[Mom/Blake] ... "Have Some More Cannoli." ... That came out wrong.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
[Mel/Me] Oh God. None. There would never be any plot device for this. Unless I turned into a lesbian, as I said before. But no, none.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
[Mom] God, I hope not.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[Ben] Does that even exist? If it does, I hope they don't.
14.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Hunter] Justin could maybe do a ... A portrait or something? At most?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
[Lindsay/Mel/Brian] Definitely not. But you have to admit, that'd be hilarious.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
[Justin] I'd rather not think about it.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
[Ted] Something from opera. Or bad porno music. Oh! I'd make a remix and write a song-fic to that!
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
[Me/Emmett/Blake] Warning: This would NEVER happen.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
[Lindsay/Justin] There isn't a line out there that would work.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
[Brian] Never?
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
[Emmett] He doesn't keep his kinks secret.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
[Hunter/Daphne] Yes. Both.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
[Ben/Mom] ... Excuse me while I go vomit.
