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Sticky post for all my fic on LJ. As of about 2007, I generally crosspost my fic here and on fanfiction.net. For earlier fics (earlier HP fics and Digimon), I refer you to my fanfiction.net profile. But here are the fics on LJ.

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Comment whore
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This Dinosaur Comic is pretty much how I felt when I realized I needed to change the date on the sticky post on my LJ because whoa, 2012 is coming up, so I need it be even more in the future if I want it to be useful.
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Headcanon meme
[LJ] Meme sheep
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I got this meme from BERJAYAmaidenjedi

1. Pick a pairing or a character
2. Ask me my particular headcanon regarding something about them
3. Post to your journal to share your own headcanon!

*****

I have so many thoughts right now now that I really feel like I do need a Pensieve, because I can't sort through them myself, but I need to get them out of my head.
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Alloy of Law
I prefer reading
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I got the new Brandon Sanderson book, "The Alloy of Law," and I definitely have to recommend it to all of you. It's in the same world as his Mistborn trilogy, but you don't have to read those first to enjoy this one. Obviously, he hints at things that happened in those books, but this book is set 300 years in the future from then, and the world has changed and evolved. It's very much a western/steampunk fantasy novel. The characters are fun and it is really cool to see Allomancy with revolvers and trains. It's a quick read--short for a Sanderson novel at about 350 pages. (I'm glad--now I have something I can recommend to people that won't intimidate them!)
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[HP] Rule the school (WPDR)
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All right, if I'm not going to get a Pottermore email, then I guess I'll just watch Wizard People, Dear Reader. That's properly HP enough, right?

I WANT MY EMAIL I WANT MY EMAIL I WANT MY EMAIL

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I requested something from BERJAYAyahtzee63, so fair's fair.

The first five people (in theory) to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble/ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

Fandoms: the usual. But I don't mind trying to spread my wings on something I've never written if you know I'm fannish about it. :)
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HP7
[HP] Until the very end
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This movie.

I just.

Not perfect, but my last reread was long enough ago that the details they got wrong don't bother me. And what they did get right...

Yeah, the things they got right, they got very, very right.

Time to put Ministry of Magic's Onward and Upward on repeat.

Hellcats
[4400] Dorktastic
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So I just finished watching the first season of Hellcats and boo on CW for canceling it. That is a really fun show, much better than it should have been and so much better than it looked, wow. I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. Any of you watch?
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[CM] @#*&
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I hate Monopoly.

Spring
[Stock] Season - Spring
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I know it's not technically spring yet, but it's close enough that I wanted to change the LJ from winter to spring. Bye, penguins. I'm not sure how I feel about the butterflies, but it's springish. We'll see how long they last.

ETA: I keep forgetting I changed it and keep being startled when I click on my flist.
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[HP] Ravenclaw
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Oh, man, I hope this is a true story.

Albus Was the Original Gangsta!
Teenage thug #1, to friends: Yo, you know who Dumbledore is?
Teenage thug #2: Ummm, yes!
Teenage thug #1: So what's his full name?
Teenage thug #3: Okay! Here it comes!
Teenage thug #4: Yeah, this is the shit right here!
All thugs, in unison: Albus... Percival... Wulfric... Brian... Dumbledore!
Teenage thug #1: That's what I'm talking about! Yeah!

--Sunset Park, Brooklyn

Overheard by: even i didn't remember
via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2011

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[Hockey] Sabres
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I find myself surprised by all the people who are sad about their teams after the games yesterday. I am always out of sync with everyone, what with me being a Bills fan. (I have no Bills icons because I like hockey more than football.) My hopes are always crushed at the beginning of the season and all this elimination--I forget, there are teams out there who don't have 4-12 records, who had a shot.

I just wandered over to Wikipedia. Last time we made the playoffs was 1999.

But, you know, next year. Go Bills.

Edited for clarity

Merry Christmas, if that's okay
Christmas
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Happy holidays, everyone!


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[Stock] Season - Fall
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Da na na na na na da na na na na
[Hawaii Five-0] Team
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Man, Hawaii Five-0? For a show that's really just Looney Tunes,** it has some dark openers.

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Deception about knowlege of our location is fruitless
[LOL] Whose Line
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I pretty much adore English50cent on Twitter. It's "a translation service for English-speaking 50cent fans" and it's hysterical.

So 50 Cent tweets things like thats the last time im ever getting on a bike im ridding a mother f**king dog came running after me and i hope this mother f**ker aint broke.it feel like i got a head ache in my leg

And then English50cent translates. Man's superiority over animals is perilous. Sometimes the tables can turn, and you fall off your bike. (Both metaphorically and actually.) and I fear for the structural integrity of my leg. Pain is pain, wherever the location. Getting these tweets always brightens my day.

Now he did a translation of In Da Club. I can't stop laughing. It's brilliant.

English 50 Cent - In Da Club from english 50cent on Vimeo.

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Questions
[Stock] Writer
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I stole this from BERJAYAxenokattz.

Ask me writing questions, should you happen to have any!

I think it would be fun to talk about stories, but the usual memes are like, "What happens next?" "Tell me about Character A?" What isn't so much talking about stories as it is writing more of a story. But you know how sometimes you read something and you're like, "I got ___ out of this story, I wonder if that right?" or "What on earth was ____ supposed to be?" and it's too awkward to ask the author? Now you could totally ask!

I've heard people say that writing is hard because you have to make decisions, but we never really talk about the decisions we make with stories or why we make them. We talk about plot bunnies, but not about how we actually turn them into a story.

And it seems like a lot more fun to do that than to do working.

So, if you wanted, ask me questions! Anon commenting is (always) on, if you feel shy. Or ask your flist to ask you questions.

What were you trying to do [here]? Why did you decide to ____? This is what I thought about xyz, is that what you were going for? What made you write ____? And so on.


I'd love to hear what you're wondering.
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Fringe
[Fringe] Fringe teams
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OMG. This episode of Fringe was everything I never knew I always wanted in a television. Olivia Dunham is my absolute role model--I could not love her more. Oh, Fringe. How so awesome?

HOW DO I HAVE NO FRINGE ICONS?? Off to rectify! Rectified! But I am looking for more. And possibly an Olivia mood theme. Because yeah.

Fic or Treat!
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Oh, ho, I like this! I grabbed it from BERJAYAlady_sarai

Rules:
1. Comment in this thread and say, "Fic or Treat!"

2. Tell me who you're dressed as. (You don't have to actually be dressed as that person). You can be any one character from a fandom I know. If I'm not familiar with your character I might--or might not--ask you for a different one. You can be dressed as the same character as someone else, but try to give it a bit of variety if you can (i.e. specify a different version of your character).

3. On October 31st, you'll get a treat! It might be an icon, a song recommendation, maybe even an actual fic or anything else I can think of! Hopefully with a Halloween spin.

(I will be okay if there are multiples of the same character.)
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We were on a BREAK
[SPN] But why would you kick my puppy?
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Supernatural and I are on a break.

I actually haven't watched anything since 6x02. I have 6x03 and 6x04 on my computer, but I just can't do it. I've been reading spoilers and reaction posts and for me, I can't take another "If Dean's not around, Sam can't help but be evil and trust the wrong people" storyline. I just can't. I appreciate that I'm trying to make the show into what I want it to be instead of what it is, but...yep.

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I know some of you friended me just because we had Supernatural in common, so now's a good time to remind you (and all of you!) that it's always defriending amnesty day. No worries, no drama. :)

Crossposting
[Deadwood] Richardson thumbs up
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Today's BERJAYAnews post says, "Cross-posting update: We've eliminated the ability to cross-post screened comments and comments on protected entries to Facebook and Twitter for all users (i.e., both Cyrillic and non-Cyrillic). As a result of this change, only public content can be cross-posted through this feature."

Finally!

ETA: And what's going on in the comments of the post? Complaining that they're not purging inactive accounts. ::eyeroll::
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Adblock
[SPN] Awesome!
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BERJAYAwendymr posted a fix for seeing the Facebook/Twitter boxes when you post a new entry. It doesn't address the security and privacy thing, but it gets rid of them so you don't have to look at them, and I love it.
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[Digimon] I kick puppies
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Adorable. If you use the Greasemonkey script to keep from seeing those Facebook/Twitter boxes, you can't choose to post anonymously on communities like BERJAYAfandomsecrets.
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Drabbles!
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Lots of people are at Dragon*Con.

Let's have fun anyway!

THE ULTIMATE MULTI-FANDOM DRABBLE-A-THON

GIVE ME LINKS TO YOUR PROMPTS. I will try to fill them!

(That is supposed to be an incentive. ;P)

ETA: Someone wrote a Fi/Sam drabble that I requested! It's here and it's wonderful and it's FI AND SAM! So awesome.
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Block comments from being reposted
[Hyperbole] I care about this Alot
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BERJAYAcipher_six shared this info from BERJAYAgeeklikewoah here

There's a little line of code you can use to make it so that no one, no matter what browser they're using, can repost comments.

.b-repost-item {display:none}


Here's what to do:

1. Go to Custom CSS in Customize Journal Style. (I think if you click this it should take you there.)

2. Copy and paste .b-repost-item {display:none} into the Custom stylesheet box and save changes.

It apparently has been working for some people, so sharing the info.

Edit:
So people who know more than I have been looking at it (in the comments) and it appears this is actually not that helpful; it just gets rid of the boxes, like the Greasemonkey script, but doesn't prevent the crosspost.

But it can make it more difficult for people to get to the crosspost boxes, so there's that.
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SPN fic: Last Fair Deal Gone Down
[SPN] !!!
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Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Author: BERJAYAalphabet26
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sam, the crossroads demon, Dean
Word Count: 1660ish
Spoilers: Up until 2.08
Notes/Warnings: Written for the BERJAYAsummer_sam_love 2010 celebration. I volunteered for the episode "Crossroad Blues." The beginning is taken directly from the episode with a few tweaks and throughout the fic, some lines of dialogue are lifted from the episode as well. Title taken from another song by Robert Johnson. It seems only fitting. Thanks to BERJAYAfaye_dartmouth for looking this over.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Summary: What if Sam had been the one to go down to the crossroads and deal with the demon for Evan Hudson's soul? AU sort of situation.

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Comments and criticism always appreciated.

After today
[Disney] Blue Sky
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. How have I missed this until now??

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Favorite meme
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I'd love to hear what you guys have to say. And please link me to your threads if you decide to join in!

the that's my favorite! meme
A FANFICTION PRAISE MEME
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Prompts!
[Frasier] Writing fanfiction
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When I originally posted my BERJAYAschmoop_bingo card, BERJAYAlifesend asked how it worked, if I chose the prompts or my friends did.

And I think having you all choose prompts is a brilliant idea.

So.

No guarantees that I'll do the story, but if you like, please take a look at the card and (either here or there) tell me what sort of story you'd like for a prompt. What fandom, what character. Any fandom you know I'm fannish about. Romantic or gen.

Thanks everyone!

HP trailer
[HP] Ravenclaw
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Oh, man, guys. Oh man.

I am getting so excited. :D :D :D :D

I definitely need to get that re-read done. Yes.

And of course, the keeper of our hearts and the true magician who has bewitched us all, Harry Potter, receives six million points for vanquishing the Dracula!

Schmoop bingo card
[IB] That's a bingo!
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Signed up for a bingo challenge, BERJAYAschmoop_bingo. It seems to be the thing to do lately. I'm hoping this will cheer me up.

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[Hockey] Lord Stanley
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Blew up Twitter and Facebook with it, so why not celebrate here, too?

STANLEY CUP TO THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!!! :D :D :D :D

So, it wasn't the Sabres, but a Buffalo boy scored the winning goal, so that's pretty sweet. :)

S.W.A.K.
[Reboot] Forever Bob/Dot
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Kissing Comments
A Multi Fandom Fic Meme!


Please post prompts! Please fill prompts! (I've actually done both--filled a Merlin prompt and left an HP prompt, so proud of myself!) Please link me to prompts you've left and maybe I will be able to write something for you! (That's supposed to be an incentive, just FYI. ;P)
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Look into my id!
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BERJAYAsnickfic has an id-fic anon meme. Basically, what do your fics show about you that you don't realize? I'm sort of curious what you all think. Anon or not, and there will be no hurt feelings. My thread in the meme.

Link to my fic if you need a refresher. ;)
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SPN finale
[SPN] Winchester hug
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Quick, non-spoilery reaction:

Wow, this finale left me so much happier than last season's. :)

Weaponized pumpkins
[LOL] Whose Line
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Just saw Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochrie LIVE and in person. So much fun, such a blast. We weren't close enough that we got pulled on stage to do anything (thank goodness, I have to say), but Brad came out to the audience during the sound effect game and said he was passing a microphone down a row and each person would make one sound effect and it wound up being our row! Making one sound effect was exactly enough pressure for me to handle. ;)

Just a brilliant time. If they're heading to your area, I highly recommend seeing them.

Musical poem
iPod
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Grabbed this meme from BERJAYAjustlikeyou. Put your iTunes on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results.

Warning, behind this cut--the songs you'll see--may tell you a lot more about me than you ever wanted to know. ;)

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SPN fic: Rewrite what's gone already
[SPN] Bobby
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Fandom: Supernatural
Title: Rewrite what's gone already
Author: BERJAYAalphabet26
Characters: Bobby Singer, Mary Winchester, baby Sam
Rating: PG
Category: Gen, AU
Word Count: 2700ish
Spoilers: AU as of 1983, but using information we've gotten in all seasons.
Notes: AU fic based on the idea of Bobby raising Sam as elaborated here. Title from the song "People Get Ready" by The Frames. Possibly the first in a series? I have other ideas. But this is completely self-contained.
Warnings: Nothing you wouldn't see on the show, if that.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Summary: Mary Campbell, Bobby mused. He'd never met her, or her family, but everyone knew of the Campbells, and they'd never been the sort to ask for favors. But she wasn't Mary Campbell, not anymore. She was married now, some civilian named John Winchester, Harvelle had told him, and she'd left the hunting world for good after her parents were killed.

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[Digimon] WTF
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Anyone else feeling "WTF?" about tonight's Chuck?

Happy pi day!
[4400] Dorktastic
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In honor of Pi day, I have an apple pie baking at this very moment. It will be very delicious, I'm sure.
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Inspiring final lines of a speech that douchebags will quote in their Facebook profiles!
[SPN] Sam and Dean laughing
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Ha, I LOL'd.

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[HP] JKR doesn't care
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I haven't read any HP fic in forever, but BERJAYAsopdetly is running a fun HP Fanfic Debate Challenge on her LJ.

Quoth:

Inspired by wanky Snapefen using their own fanfics to prove their points as "canon", I have decided to hold a debate forum here! Please jump in and enjoy!

THE RULES
• Theories must not be provable or disprovable within the canon itself. So don't argue that Ron and Hermione will end up together. However, you can argue that they were banging each other as far back as 4th year.
• Cite your source! If you can't provide a link, at least give a title and author name for any fics you are citing.
• You can cite your own fanfics, but you will not score as high.
• You are welcome to rebut other arguments made, but be cool about it.


Check it out at her LJ!

Fandom meme - Heroes
[Heroes] Ando yattaaaa
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Last fandom. Unless you want to suggest one?

BERJAYAdonna_c_punk asked for Heroes.

Imagine, just imagine, if ordinary citizens suddenly began to discover that they have acquired extraordinary powers. Why, you would have X-Men. But imagine if instead of acquiring X-Men-like powers of healing, time travel, mind control and the ability to fly these people instead had those powers but weren't X-Men! Why, then you'd have the very un-X-Men-like Heroes!Collapse )

LJ-cut text taken from Rifftrax

Fandom meme - Grey's Anatomy
[GA] George and Izzie
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I've answered question about Harry Potter and Supernatural. I'm really enjoying this, so please feel free to suggest a fandom in the original post. I've only got one more to do after this.

BERJAYAllivla asked for Grey's Anatomy. I only saw the first two season (watched religiously, the first two season, I should say) and then scattered bits of episodes since then. So my answers may seem off and I don't really know all the new characters.

Fun fact: A coworker of mine named his daughter Addison after watching this show. They just really liked the name.

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Fandom meme - HP
[HP] Sidekicking for Hagrid (WPDR)
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Got a fun discussion about Supernatural going in my last post. Please feel free to jump in (either there for SPN or here for HP), or to suggest a fandom in the original post.

BERJAYAhildigunnur asked about Harry Potter.

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Fandom meme - Supernatural
[SPN] Boys on a tandem bicycle
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I got some responses to the fandom meme. Please feel free to comment, this is a fun meme.

BERJAYAlady_sarai asked about Supernatural.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: I guess Bobby? I mean, from his first appearance, I wouldn't have guessed that I would just adore him.
The character everyone else loves that I don't: Castiel. Okay, not everyone loves him, but the vast majority do, and I am just so "eh" about him.
The character I love that everyone else hates: Ruby! Again, not everyone loves her, but at BERJAYAwinchestmidwest, I think there were only two of us who would admit to being fans. ;)
The character I used to love but don't any longer: I used to like John more than I do now, but I never loved him.
The character I would shag anytime: Sam and Dean (but not at the same time)
The character I'd want to be like: I guess Sarah Blake. She's a "normal civilian," but when she finds out what's going on, she helps and takes care of business. Same thing with Madison. But Sarah's still alive, so, you know, I like that better.
The character I'd slap: Bela. I just have a strong irritation/annoyance with her, but not like I feel about Azazel or Lilith, where I really hate them and was pleased when they were killed.
A pairing that I love: Canon? Sam/Ruby. My own head-canon? Crossover with "So Weird," Sam/Fi. ;P
A pairing that I hate: Canon? "Hate" is strong, but I roll my eyes at Chuck/Becky. Fanon? Wincest.
Favorite character: The Brothers Winchester.
My five favorite characters: Dean, Sam, Bobby, Ruby, Chuck.
My five least favorite characters: Castiel, Bela, Becky...that's about it. Any other characters I don't like, it's not really dislike, just--don't care.
Which character I am most like: I don't think I'm much like any character from SPN, honestly.
My deep, dark fandom secret: Don't really have one. I think I've been pretty open about my more possible backlash-inducing opinions about SPN.

What do you think, sirs?

ETA: Argh, no comment notifications. LJ, why have you forsaken me?

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[Olympics] Victory
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Grabbed this meme from BERJAYAdonna_c_punk. Maybe it'll encourage me to post more.

Name a fandom and I'll tell you:

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
The character everyone else loves that I don't:
The character I love that everyone else hates:
The character I used to love but don't any longer:
The character I would shag anytime:
The character I'd want to be like:
The character I'd slap:
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I hate:
Favorite character:
My five favorite characters:
My five least favorite characters:
Which character I am most like:
My deep, dark fandom secret:

You guys, it's Olympics time. I get so giddy. I love it. Just love it so much.
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[Stock] Writer
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Ooh, I'm curious.

If you could have me write a fic specifically for you, what would it be like? Fandom, characters/pairing, genre, plot elements...what's your ideal fic from me?

You never know...I haven't written anything in quite a while, but it could inspire me! ;P
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I love this song
[Scrubs] JD and Elliot
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Seriously, just such a sweet, lovely song.

Old stories
[Humor] I'm "old school"
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So I just got a Review Alert on one of the first stories I ever uploaded on fanfiction.net, and when I went to go reply, I saw the last review was from September 25, 2002. The story was originally uploaded May 27, 2000.

And someone still leaves a review now, nine and a half years after I wrote it.

The mind, it boggles.

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