Happy Birthday, Tazzy!

Happy Birthday to one of Infomaniac’s oldest Bitches (and I don’t mean his age.)

Yes, I’m talking about Tazzy (Martin) seen here smiling with satisfaction as he walks away from what appears to be a gloryhole…

(clicking makes the hole bigger!)

Although Tazzy no longer has a blog (he’s left us for the Facebook/Twitter side)…he lurks about here on Infomaniac, peeping through the keyhole.

Mistress MJ will be raising her glass in Tazzy’s direction this evening.

Cheers and loads of love, Tazzy!

Piggy Week Wrap-Up: Tazzy and Piggy and Friends

As much as I’d like to blog about nothing else but our dearly departed Wee Piggy, it’s time to wrap up Piggy Week.

But we’re going out with a bang!

My fave Tazzy and Piggy photo. Thanks to Carly Smunt for emailing it to me.

All of this will probably be of interest only to veteran Infomaniac Bitches who were regulars both here on Infomaniac and on Tazzy and Piggy’s blog.

Rest assured that Mistress MJ has not forgotten about the rest of you bitches but Piggy was very dear to me and my focus this week has been directed only on him. The fact is, I don’t want to stop blogging about him so every now and again I’ll post a wee remembrance of him (most likely his arse).

And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, we have two videos and a podcast.

Tazzy and Piggy were reknown for their humourous podcasts; a mix of slagging off their fellow bloggers and spinning a few tunes.

You can CLICK HERE to hear a Tazzy and Piggy podcast (mp3) from August, 2007.

Thanks ever so much to The Smunts who dug through their files to find this lost podcast.

NOTE: HEAR YOUR MISTRESS’S VOICE! That’s right, bitches. Mistress MJ gives the introduction to the podcast! Or as Piggy refers to me after the intro, “that stupid cocksucking bitch” and “that dirty old slag MJ”. How I’ll miss him.

Anyway (click here, bitches) … listen up. You’re not doing anything else for the next 45 minutes or so anyway, are you?

And when you’re finished listening to the podcast, enjoy watching the following video made a few years ago by Carly Smunt. She created it during one of the many times that Taz and Pig gave up blogging only to resurrect themselves again and again.

You might even recognize yourself in one of the pics!

Mistress MJ can be seen at approximately 1:37 with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts over her head and her tits out. If you blink, you’ll miss it as I am upstaged in the next shot by that fat Oirish cunt SID who is also wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts. Who hasn’t worn The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?



Thanks for that, Carly!

Carly’s tits

There are a few too many photos of Smunty Steve in that video for my liking but otherwise it’s an enjoyable trip down memory lane.

And speaking of Smunty, he’s put together a lovely montage of memories too…



And that, bitches, concludes Piggy Week here on Infomaniac.

Piggy, you were loved by so many of us and we’ll always keep your spirit alive in our hearts and on our blogs.

Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing that wee ginger whinger with the rest of the world.

Piggy signing off … for now.

UPDATE: The Smunts have found another lost Tazzy and Piggy podcast from July, 2008. You’ll hear tales of their visit to Inexplicable DeVice in Norwich (IVD gets the shits); another visit to The Smunts where they’re forced to stay in a motel that smells of pee and mold with a pedo watchman; hear Tazzy admit he wants to see Smunty’s willy; and a trip to Alton Towers. At the end, they realize they haven’t mentioned MJ as “Cunt-face MJ is on holidays and wouldn’t have time to listen to us anyway.” Enjoy! And thanks for finding this, Smunts! Click here to listen.

Filthy Friday – Blame Piggy

I remember the day I innocently stumbled upon Tazzy and Piggy’s blog. They’d posted a photo of a giant turd in a toilet. I’ve forgotten the accompanying text they’d written but what I do recall is that it was side-splittingly hilarious. I was at once repulsed yet attracted to those two Yorkshire poofs and came back for more the next day. I got hooked on their marvelous mix of humour and naughtiness and they, in turn, began volleying my comments box with their own special brand of filth.

I blame Piggy and Tazzy for taking this from a charming little blog to the cesspool that is today’s Infomaniac.

In celebration of both Piggy Week and Filthy Friday, we present to you Piggy’s arse…

Piggy’s arse is so popular here on Infomaniac that it has its own label. (See below the post).

And straight from Piggy’s mouth, a description of the tattoo on his arse…

For those wondering, the tattoo reads 'Arsenal' under a pic of a cannon.
For the non-Brit's, Arsenal is my fave football team (that's soccer for those barmy yanks).

Thank you, Piggy, for the wonder that was your arse.

It will be immortalized here on Infomaniac.

Forever and ever.

Amen.

A Little Levity and a Whole Lotta Love

Piggy Week continues with a little levity as we pay tribute to our departed friend, the late (but great) Wee Piggy.

Do you fancy a giggle?

Infomaniac presents Tazzy and Piggy in The TNP Slasher Movie…



As you watch, note the mischievous, impish look on Piggy’s face. (A look I’ll miss, by the way).

And see Piggy poking Tazzy at the end of the clip with his magic pencil? Poor Tazzy always had to duck and cover to escape Piggy’s pokes and prods (that was not meant to sound as rude as it does).

Inexplicable DeVice saw this typical squabbling behaviour first-hand for himself and relates the following tale:

“I think I may have an explanation as to Piggy's tiny nipples. While at the bar in the Castle, the two of them began squabbling. Started by Piggy, of course. Anyway, nipple tweaking ensued (I did not get involved in it, I'm happy to say), but because of Tazzy's greater strength and normal-sized hands (relative to Piggy's elfin trotters), he was the victor, as he is every time I would imagine. So, it's no wonder Piggy's nipples are little more than nubbins now!”

And now, as promised, a whole lotta love.

The love of Piggy’s life… Tazzy.

Everyone on the count of three…ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

Raise your glasses, bitches.

To love and levity.

And to Tazzy and Piggy.

A Message From Tazzy

Tonight our Tazzy stopped by Infomaniac and had this to say on the Wee Piggy post…

Phew!

Thank you so much to everyone!

Reading these comments has had me in floods of tears, the pain of losing John is immense, he was so full of fun, a 14yr kid in a 48yr old body you could say, and believe me I would not have had him any other way.

He made me laugh all the time, just a simple look from him would have me in a fit of giggles and these times I will cherish always.

I saw him on the Saturday afternoon before he died, I had a horrible feeling that he couldn't last much longer. He died 10.30pm on Saturday night, the phone rang, and I knew. Like most I didn't want to believe it... Piggy dead? No way... not my Piggy.

One of our family friends, Tina came through to take me down to see him, this has to be the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my entire life. When I was sat with John I still expected it to be some really sick joke that was being played on me... I'd have expected no less from John. I was waiting for him to jump up off the bed, frighten the life out of me, and shout 'Oink!'... it sadly didn't happen.

I will cherish all the memories, happy times and friends... some of who I would have never met if it wasn't for John.

It's comforting for me knowing the last thing we said to each other before the doctors sedated him was 'I Love You!'. Nobody will ever replace the massive space John has left in my heart. Until we meet again John... take care and PLEASE don't go calling the big man upstairs a cunt! xxxxx

John Piggy you were a LEGEND! :@)

A Note From MJ: Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing your loveable wee Piggy with us. He brightened our lives, even when he was being a cunt. The pair of you were not only Yorkshire’s finest poofs, you were also the most affable blog hosts and friends one could hope for. We love you and will always keep Piggy in our hearts. The door is always open here at Infomaniac whenever you want to drop in for a cuppa…out of one of those hideous Coronation Street mugs that you sent to me, of course.

Supermarket Scum

Stop giving me evils!

Those cheeky Yorkshire poofs Tazzy and Piggy are fed up with the Yanks having everything and have decided to have some fun themselves, over in England.

And so Infomaniac introduces you to their new service – Supermarket Scum.


Barnsley locals

Here’s what Taz and Pig have to say about Supermarket Scum …

What is it? Well, think of it like the UK version of “People of Walmart”.

Most of us are aware of the American “People of Walmart” website – where images of their clientele are published in all of their gory detail. Well, it’s sadly true that here in Blighty we too suffer this curse – the dregs of society out filling trolleys with crap, dressed to the nines in their finest.

Supermarket Scum is a place to upload those pics you’ve secretly snapped on your mobile or camera of the chavs as they shop. A place to share and ridicule them. A place to let the Yanks know they’re not alone in having such eyesores to contend with in the aisles.

In particular, the chav-scum that visit places such as Asda, Netto and Lidl.

Join us on a journey into the unknown. Or submit any pics you’ve managed to take. Who knows, you might just spot someone you know.

If you’ve spotted a filthy chav out shopping, why not take a pic on your phone and send it to us?

Mug Shots Competition

March into your kitchen immediately, fling open your cupboards and see if you have a mug more hideous than these ones …


(click for maximum hideousity)

If you DO have a mug even more hideous than the ones pictured above, we here at Infomaniac have an assignment for you.

But more about that later.

First, we want to tell you the story behind these mugs.

See these two big poofters? …



They are Tazzy and Piggy: Yorkshire’s Favourite Poofs and veteran Infomaniac readers.

Tazzy and Piggy are responsible for sending these mugs thousands of miles across The Pond to Mistress MJ.

With friends like that …

Anyway, now I think of Tazzy and Piggy every time I brew my cuppa tea and settle in for my nightly viewing of Coronation Street.

Thank you, fellas.

Now back to your assignment, bitches!

Reach into the back of your kitchen cupboard and pull out your most hideous coffee or tea mug.

Photograph your mug and email it to us here at Infomaniac. (Email address in our Blogger Profile.)

We’ll display your MUG SHOTS in a post next week and vote on who has the ugliest mug.

What are you waiting for?

Mug for the camera!

MJ’s News and Sweet Shop

We’re tightening our belts and pinching our pennies here at Infomaniac, what with all the costly renovations.

As a result, we’ve taken on a sideline business.

Welcome to MJ’s News & Sweet Shop!


[photo by Piggy]
(click to enlarge)

In the photo above, we see our first customer, Tazzy from Yorkshire.

What do you suppose he’s purchased?

And what will be your first purchase of the day, bitches?

Happy Birthday, Tazzy!

Happy 40th Birthday, Tazzy!




Here's our Tazzy. So big, so butch...




Taz is the better half of the Tazzy and Piggy Collective.

I think you'll agree he's the better half when you see his wee ginger wifey Piggy...




But the comparisons don't stop there. Oh no.

Feast your eyes on Tazzy's superior botty...




Now here's Piggy's arse looking like a dropped pie...



No comparison.

Tazzy, we wish you well on your fortieth birthday.

And remember, no matter how old you get you'll always be MUCH younger than Piggy.

A toast, everyone, to one of Yorkshire's finest poofs!

Old Poofs’ Home

Are you a gay who’s going grey?



A poof with snow on the roof?





Have we got a place for you!






WELCOME TO TAZZY AND PIGGY’S RETIREMENT HOME FOR TIRED OLD POOFTERS!




Come on in!



Join our hosts Tazzy and Piggy (two aging poofs from Yorkshire) for a tour of this exceptional gay retirement home.

You pause on the front step, looking perplexed as there’s nothing resembling a doorbell or a knocker.

“Simpleton,” sniffs Piggy. “See that letter slot in the door at hip height? Just slip your todger through the slot and we’ll cum to greet you.”

Once inside, a portrait of Quentin Crisp greets you in the grand entrance hall.




Quentin Crisp



Photos of dead gay icons line the walls of your new home. They’re all here: Judy Garland, Oscar Wilde, Liberace, Joan Rivers… oh wait, she’s still got a few years left on that face lift.


Tazzy and Piggy lead you to the communal “living” room where you’ll find all your old gay friends.

“Lawks!” screams a freakishly tall, rake-thin figure as he bumps his head on the ceiling.

Gasp! Its IVD!

(The Home was designed by Piggy, who, by the way, is a Pygmy… a ginger Pygmy, actually. Anyway, Pygmies have no concept that the rest of the world might be over 4 feet 11 inches tall so the freakishly tall IVD is having difficulty getting about in his new home.)

Why, you ask, is the relatively young IVD living in a home for aging poofs?

IVD is only in his LATE thirties but he’s developed an old lady’s taste as seen here…



IVD’s twee little cakes. Perfect to serve at the old poofs’ home with tea and a game of bridge.




As we scan the room, we see more familiar faces.

Why, there’s Mr. Frobisher! And he’s made a friend!...



Frobi (right with feathered mask) with unidentified friend on left. Perhaps we should have called it a “Camp” instead of a Home?





Old Knudsen appears to be disoriented…



I’m not ghey! Where’s the gurlyboys?





“What about activities and events?” you inquire.

We’re glad you asked.

Come along to the spa and relax in the hot tub!…








“What about Internet access? I NEED TO BLOG!!!” you fret.

Piggy assures us, “We’re fully equipped so you need never stop blogging ‘til the day you die. Access all your faves… like Infomaniac, for example!”








“Will I have my own private bedroom?” you wonder.

“We’re still working on that,” smirks Piggy. “For now you’ll have to share a room.”…









So cum enjoy the good life at TAZZY AND PIGGY’S RETIREMENT HOME FOR TIRED OLD POOFTERS!





Piggy the Pygmy (left) and the freakishly tall IVD (right) out for their morning constitutional. Note that Piggy is still able to walk upright without the aid of a Zimmer frame.





We’re sold on getting old!






Note 1: This post was inspired by Inner Voices who commented, “I went over to Tazzy and Piggys place... found the blog link and still couldn’t really figure it all out? Is it a dating site?” That led me to think that Taz & Pig should start a dating service for old poofs which led to me think they should also start up a retirement home for old gays.

Note 2: No new posting ‘til Monday so suck on this one ‘til then.

Google Searches – Day 8

Today: Google searches on Infomaniac looking for Tazzy and Piggy.

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR PIGGY



Was the first caveman ginger?


Gingers
Eye-watering fart
Vile cunt




Erotic love piggy




Piggy toenail polish
Male buttocks moon photo
Knob cheese gay




Little Piggy butt plug


Butt plug stuck in butt
Amazing turd
pantyhose piggy
Filthy Scot
Pork faggot
Nipple gets hard video
never call a scot a brit




naughty boys with no underwear


tweezer penis
shit streak underwear
novelty saggy testicles
Trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie
pubic time-lapse
arse pimples



GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TAZZY



Taz tired


Tazzy underwear
Sailor outfit on Tazzy
Lord of the Totty
Daddy bear
Yorkshire translator
TAZZY PUSSY



ridiculous headgear




GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR TAZZY & PIGGY TOGETHER



Dirtiest slags in the UK


World’s biggest cunts
Stupid Englishmen from Yorkshire
Barnsley gay cruising
Fuckfinder
Gloryhole toilets in Yorkshire
Gay gloryholes in Yorkshire



Old cunts over 60

Miserable cunts
Barnsley slang
Fisting diagram
Ream and scream dildo
Old trannies
they both wear pantyhose
stupidest city in Britain




Naked British roller coaster riders



cunts under tables
Barnsley slang
Fancy a fuck in Barnsley
Drunkest place in the UK
Naked blokes
bumfun pics
fat old men pissing



hairy men


filthy old bitches