Well, I'm off.

Live journal just isn't doin' it for me anymore, so I'm off to do something else. Possibly buy an ice cream, I'm not quite sure.

Thanks to everyone who bothered to read my ramblings. They're coming out on DVD in a month or so, in time for xmas. Look for it at amazon. If you're lucky I'll sign it.

If anyone's bored and likes music....I've been writing a few songs here and there for the past year or so, so if you're inclined, you can listen to some of them here

www.soundclick.com/thebeardedlady

That's me.

Thanks.

Howard is back in.

I hate australia.

Good ol' pajamas.

Why cant we wear them in public!?!?

(to those of you that do wear pajamas in public, please stop reading my journal).

I mean, they're comfortable. They're practical.....theres elastic around the waist so they dont fall down....that's genius!!! I wonder how long it was before they actually thought to put elastic there......my guess is 34 years. That's a lot of de-pantings.

Elastic does some great work>
and not only in the pajama industry.

I would just like to say my thanks to sir Alfred Elastic, the inventor of elastic...and on behalf of myself and the pajama wearing public, we salute you!

I found out today that my friend irons his undies...umm

is this common? Am I the only one walking around with crinkled undies?

I feel a little ashamed quite frankly.

i need to know.....am i the only one?? Like, I guess I'd understand if you iron it and put it on straight away....cause that'd be quite nice. But umm....ironing and then storing....i think it's odd.

tell me im not crazy!

Mental note:

Socks first, shoes second.

Socks first, shoes second.

Socks first, shoes second.

I keep waking up in the middle of the night, needing to go to the toilet....and yet i'm still too lazy to go.

I cant sleep.

i need to go.

I know i need to relieve myself to get back to sleep, and yet i'm still too lazy!

Am I the only one? it's really annoying....i'd do something about it....but you know, the lazy thing....

So last night i had to ask myself the question.....yes, it's kinda cold....urine is warm.....if i wet the bed, maybe i wont have to move, AND i'll get warmer!! How could i not have thought of this before....it's inspired.....genius.....can i patent it? the over-age bed wetting, it could be a new craze!

I'll need to think of a catchy name.....hmmm

nup.

guess i'll just have to go.

dagnamit.

I feel tired. not sure why/ uni assignments are creeping up. I've been turning my back and pretending not to see them.
They started getting annoyed and decided to dress up like women to get my attention.....totally ripping off bugs bunny in the process. I told them as well, but they didnt care...... they were kinda beautiful though! It's amazing what assignments will do to get you to do them. and it works!

does anyone else sometimes get the strange feeling that assignments have feelings like everyone else.

How do they feel when they only get a pass instead of a D or an HD....it must be kinda like australian idol for them. Except instead of having to hear how crap they are, they have to get it tattood onto themselves.....just so they dont forget.

it's a tough world out there.

I like playing music. I also like listening to music. I also like writing music.

I've noticed a lack of products that cater to the 'everyman' of music.

I think it's time someone invented a guitar that includes a stereo, as well as a clock (for the tardy man)....and then a really pointy pick....so you can write on the actual guitar....and then make the guitar face out of that magnadoodle stuff that erases itself/

then i'd be happy.

I also think socks should have zippers. I'm not really sure why.... I just like socks, and i like zippers. I think i'd be kinda happy to see them come together in the one format.

And why do golf clubs get their own little sock hats when they're not being used. If i was an inanimate object I'd kinda like to have a warm head as well. That's just playing favourites as far as I'm concerned. So I've started nitting hats for my bedpost....my toaster....and my fridge.

I've also knitted a hat for my knitting needles. happy workers are productive workers.

Winter is horrible. Fog is all around. I have cold feet.

Fog is just annoying! It's just cloud which is too lazy to climb up into the sky!....in my honest opinion, I believe that if we didnt give it a special name (fog), it wouldn't do it! Or even better, lets just change the name to something more insulting. Instead of fog, let's call it BO. If people went around saying "gee, there sure is a lot of BO this morning"......then the fog would be getting the hell away! it'd be shamed back into the sky!

But I guess fog does have it's good points. In fog, my crappy old noisy car can often be mistaken for a crappy NEW noisy car! It's funny how an old car without a muffler, can sound a lot like a V8 when you can't actually see the car. God bless fog!

yep, I think I'm changing my tune. Fog is great! If fog was a condiment, I'd no doubt spread it on my toast and enjoy it. I'd even add it to stew if I felt it needed some extra taste!

If fog was a woman.....well, I'm not sure what i'd do. I'd probably fall in love with it, and then start calling her BO as a reminder of my younger more fool days when I thought fog should be called BO.

Fog really is misunderstood.

I was playing 'Guess Who' last night. What a great game! I'd almost say it's a classic....almost.

It was a little disturbing though, because I just realised that 'Bernard' looks EXACTLY like my uncle! It's a little too accurate to be a coincidence.....do i think it has anything to do with the JFK assasination? yes, yes i do!

Have anyone actually looked at those pictures properly. They dont look well at all. Some have huge lips, some have thin unhealthy looking lips>> and some of their hat choices are suspect at best!

After a while we got a bit bored, so we started asking questions like "does your male person look like they wear female underpants for purely comfort reasons?"

well, it didnt really work. but it was a little bit funny.

We also played scategories. I can't play that game. Not sure why, but to me it just sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. "I'm sorry mr smith, you've tested positive to scategories....you have 4 days to live" .....nasty disease.

I'm gonna go follow up on that JFK thing.

i'll keep you posted.