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movehalfaninch — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:44:50 GMT

But sexy times....

By the way, the girl in this clip is Stoya, whom i guess is kind of a famous now: Stoya's myspace.

In this video, which was shot in InnerPartySystem's basement, Stoya (the star) is getting eaten out by her boyfriend.

From what i understand, Stoya wanted to do porn and so this was her first video... after the director shot this in IPS's basement she went away and became some big porn star. she's even starring in this huge production porn that's a remake of Pirates of the Carribean:

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parasiticwidow — Mon, 09 Aug 2004 13:35:11 GMT

A friend of mine told me that I am a slut.....I hadnt realized. I guess by defintion in our modern un-just society being a female...I am a slut. In my own mind I am not. I started having sex in grade 9 so I guess I was 14. I am now close to 19.
I have had

6 meaningful realtionships
5 one night stands
4 meaningless realtionships
2 secret playtoys
1 3 some

In total I have fucked 14 boys
2 girls
in total 16 People
4.5 years

Interesting

WANNA FUCK

parasiticwidow — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 20:41:18 GMT

I fucked one of my friends (Tuesday)....his cock is the perfect size and its pierced, I couldnt help it! I have always wanted to fuck him, now its been done and It was too good. I want to fuck and suck that cock all day. The ring left a trail of tantilizing pain in my pussy, when I sit down I can feel it......a painful little reminder.

I fucked another one of my friends (Wednsday)....she is soooo cute, I couldnt help it! Ive always wanted to eat her pussy....it was much fun. However one of our other friends herd us and He is mad at us (I think he is Jelous, maybe)

I found a man to whip me frequently, he is a savage. When I say okay thats enough he gets in as many hard hits in as he can untill I run.....I love it.

I am a slutty nympho, and I wanna fuck right now even tho I just masterbated twice

jdrene85 — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 10:43:40 GMT

so my room mate sarah and I joke about spooning ALL THE TIME. A few weeks ago we went to our friends record and design store. we disappeared in to the back to "sleep." Thats not what we did. We ripped out our porn. Had some Edward norton and johnny depp mental visuals. We thought about it for a while. Sarah stayed in the back while i ran into the restroom infested with roaches and about 10 old toilet paper rolls. I did my business. I ran back in to the back room. sarah and I giggled. Because we laugh so much, so often, No one thought anything of it. 15 minutes later Our friends, the owners... came in to the back and were none the wiser

jdrene85 — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 10:27:38 GMT

I am a new member. Me and my room mate sarah. we are mad masturbaters. All the time. I am telling you. We cannot stop. There is just something about it. It seems. I dont know. Soothing. Or... yes... soothing. God I love it!!!!

I need to masterbate right now

parasiticwidow — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 21:55:17 GMT

I love to masterbate while I am driving. Its fun to do it really obviously so the person beside you clues in....and then drive like hell.
Just thought I would share.

Back in the game.

granola_stalker — Thu, 03 Jun 2004 02:58:10 GMT

Danielle and I went into Anchorage with Dev and Desirae and Danielle and I bought NEW VIBRATORS!!

so now I can post missions again, because I have a reliable vibrator.

I named him Jackson.

POST SOME FUCKING MISSIONS ASSHOLES!

thank you, and goodnight,
<3Jannah
aka the only pervert who posts.

any of you -

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shabadoo3000 — Mon, 02 Feb 2004 20:18:40 GMT

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saturnolia — Wed, 24 Sep 2003 04:42:46 GMT

hello! im new, and a friend mentioned to me that i should post that i sell sex toys, and im VERY well educated in what is total crap and whats not, here are a few of my favorite ones....these are for sale, and obviously are new, they are coming straight from my shop, so yah, if anyone is interested, or wants an educated opinion of toys or what have you, as me,
i take money orders for all you that dont have credit cards, im game.
just post comments if you are interested, or if you want, email stinkypickle@hotmail.com for privacy, take care and happy yanking!
-S

this is the BEST toy ever i swear, its the miss bliss, vaginal and clitoral stimulation, anotomically brilliant, this company makes their toys with silicone, so its meant to last, and be hygenic, (silicone is non pourous) its an australian company that is fronted by two women who make five prototypes, make their girlfriends try them out for size, and base a toy on their feedback, this toy has cleared out my ENTIRE toybox, now there is just this, and the oh my lube (as is listed here)

the wabbits, these are made by the same australian company, and they go on the fukuoku finger vibe, (as listed below) the ears vibrate at a higher speed because they are seperate from the main vibrating unit, so it creates a nice tickling sensation. you can get it with or without the fukuoku unit, and it comes in different characters, a koala, a kiwi bird and a platypus. all uber cute.

the seal is meant to be an external vaginal stimulator, its face is the clitoral stimulator, the feet stimulate and move the labia to the side, and the tail stimulates the inner super sensitive area of the vaginal opening,

oh my, appropriately named, good for hypersensitive girls, and for girls looking for a good lube, the hemp oil acts as an anti fungal (yeast detourant) and the grapeseed extract is a very mild, natural nonoxonyl nine. EVERY ingredient is totally natural, and this lube rocks, hands down, warning tho, HIGHLY addictive (just cause its so good)

the infamous fukuoku, sue johansen wont get this thing off her finger, a nice wireless high pitched vibe that comes with a cute carrying pouch, three different textured sleeves and two sets of batteries, this toy rocks, (and if you put it on your cheek when you are giving oral sex, it makes your mouth vibrate, youll thank me for that tip later)

this is a great little book on female masturbation, i give a copy to my staff so that they can be enlightened in the ways of flicking ones bean.

another WONDERFUL product of oh my, this has l-argenine, so it dialates blood vessels in the clitoral area, making it erect, and creates a cooling sensation that makes clitoral orgasms and stimulation easier to reach, and even if you get them easy as it is, gives a completely different wonderful sensation all together

i have the entire kama sutra line, dongs, silicone, leather, lingerie, books, just ask!
im also available for info!
thanks!

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ktpezz — Fri, 08 Aug 2003 06:56:38 GMT

Ok. So I joined here after reading a bit but never posted.

This didn;t start out planned, but here goes.....I had just finished watching a mexican movie called "Y Tu Mama Tambien (and your mother too)". Really awesome, lots of sex scenes and nudity. AnywayI just moved into a new apartment with a roommate (male) who is nearly a stranger. The movie is making me horny as hell and I'm just waiting to go back to my closet, pull out the vibrator and fuck myself into oblivion.....all of which is very strange when your new roommate, whom you have no interest in wahtsoever, is sitting on the opposite couch....anyway, I started to get discouraged
as I dug through my closet looking for my vibrator. It can;t be that hard to find right? I mean it's kinda large and bright pink jelly, so...

anyway, found t very shortl and did myself on top of the piles of clothes I'd made looking for the thing. The whole searching was sort of like foreplay adn I was fingereing myself when I finally thought of the last place it could be.

Again on the bed, before I realized my new desk chair vibrates.

Not the most kinky of my masturbation experiences, but with an air of newness adn excitement, lended by my new habitation and the clandestine conditions under which I was working.

Gael Garcia is sooo hot. .....

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bestiame — Tue, 17 Jun 2003 21:49:32 GMT

hey everyone, i just stumbled across this community...i don't currently own a vibrator but kudos to you all! the reason i joined and posted is that i was reading the user info, and i immediately thought of this: the audi-oh!

it's a sound-activated bullet vibe. the perfect accessory for discreet public masturbation. at a concert for example. even better if you're in the band.

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granola_stalker — Thu, 08 May 2003 22:19:30 GMT

OK, so, I went no two missions last night (I don't know why, I was bored and why not?)

so yeah:
Mission #1: just call me sacreligious Jannah, but in the parking lot of "Sacred Heart" the Roman Catholic Church, for approximately 8min. The funny thing about this church is that we did a movie at this church where we were in front of the virgin mary topless (with our hands covering of course!) and so I picked that one.
and the one I've wanted to do for a while...
Mission #2: in the Valley Hotel boys bathroom downstairs, for a little of 6 min. it was a little awkward because everyone saw me come in the hotel, and then disappear downstairs, where I had to lean against the door because it doesn't lock. that was risky. I even posed with my vibrator and took a picture, just to get the badass points. I will have to have someone help me post that later and that is all.

when Liz and Juli get back home they had better become pervs like me and start some missions! no excuses!

<3 JP

Mission: APRIL

devriatedseptum — Wed, 02 Apr 2003 03:46:47 GMT

Desirae (missdesirae) came up with the idea that we should keep track of how many times we masturbate in the month of April. Sounds like fun to me!

Heh, I still have yet to do a single mission. =)

back in the game

granola_stalker — Sat, 29 Mar 2003 20:55:55 GMT

alright guys now really! SOMEONE else needs to do missions too! I'm not the only perv out there...geeze! I can actually do missions now because I replaced Brandon Boyd (my vibrator that I broke the speed dial off). The new one is Sam Woody. Before I broke Brandon though, I forgot to post about the BEST mission that I had...such a freakin' badass I am! I DIDN'T EVEN TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT! It came out during the question game at our underwear party..and...here it be:

Mission #3:
In the computer room upstairs...AT WORK!!! That's right, seven minutes, in a keypad locked room, the night that I worked nine hours. I figured it'd be safe since
a) no one goes in there that late
b) you have to know the keypad code to get in
c) I was on a chair that I had in front of the door.

I DEMAND YOU ALL TO DO MISSIONS! DO ONE! DO ONE NOW AND POST!! ~please?!~
JP

c'mon!

granola_stalker — Sat, 01 Mar 2003 00:40:50 GMT

everyone out there with cars needs to go out and masturbate in a weird place! do it now! what's better on friday night?! go...do it now! do it for me for I have no car to drive me around to exciting places. please, for my sake.
much love.
J-Slice

Your Clitoris as Disneyland

devriatedseptum — Sat, 08 Feb 2003 05:52:08 GMT

This is an excerpt about female masturbation from Kiss My Tiara by Susan Jane Gilman that was posted on chubbychicks by tokimi. I thought it was a great piece!

"It's like, Look Ma! No hands!"

you guys seriously should do some missions!

granola_stalker — Sat, 01 Feb 2003 21:26:32 GMT

Mission II: On my way to work! Again...with the driving! 11 min. 19 sec. of missiony goodness!
I think I should get 4 badass points for "showin' em' my "O" face" twice...that's two times in 11 minutes! go me!
Jannah