Hibernation Is Over, So Beware

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Bear

But not this cute little guy!

At least, not until he's bigger . . . .

Bottom line: 

beware of bears!

Don't be fooled by their disguises!

Or by their pleas for help.

And never wake them up from hibernation!

Teddy Bears Picnic

Hibernation Is Over, So Beware!

Meanwhile in the Canadian Arctic . . .

DAMN! Wish I'd had this gif last week for my Mega Bear Blowout post!

Hey, is that Obear Wan Kenobi? Or perhaps Luke Icewalker?

Mega Bear Blowout!

Okay, okay, all you GAY guys who read my blog, CALM DOWN, I don't mean THOSE kind of bears. No, I'm talkin' REAL bears of which we have many in Canada, including grizzly bears, black bears and, of course, polar bears. Today I'm clearing out my accumulated STASH of bear jokes and memes. So that's why this post is a MEGA BEAR BLOWOUT!

And speaking of being killing machines, this next meme is actually TRUE. That's just being a GOOD NEIGHBOUR in northern Manitoba --

Here's some HANDY ADVICE for your next camping trip!

While you must be CAREFUL around bears, there's no need to be PARANOID.

Bears don't ALWAYS want to kill you, of course. Sometimes they want to PROTECT you.

And bears are not STUPID, you know. They can actually be QUITE DEEP.

They have the SAME kind of problems as everybody else.

A little known fact is that bears enjoy CONSTITUTIONAL DEBATE on the issues of the day.

They have bears in RUSSIA too. In fact, bears are Russia's national symbol. But thanks for NUTTIN, bears say. It just means they HAVE to let Putin ride them like horses.

Well, let's end this post on a more POSITIVE note, shall we? Here's a photo of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with two baby pandas. Hard to say which one is CUTEST, isn't it?