Happy Valentines Day!

And special Valentine smoochies for you

from Her Royal Highness the Cat too!

It's Valentines Day, You Romantic Fools!

Happy Friggin' V.D.

Hello, dear MINIONS and DEVOTEES. 

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT here. 

YOU ALL OWE ME, BIG TIME!

I have TAKEN OVER my human's blog today to PREVENT her 

from posting a bunch of SAPPY, GAG-INDUCING 

Captain America Steve/Winter Soldier Bucky

FANART to celebrate Valentines Day. 

WHERE does she come up with THAT CRAP? 

Anyway, here's a selection of MY favourite memes instead 

which are a MUCH MORE ACCURATE reflection 

of this ridiculous holiday. 

ENJOY!

HEY, WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

OH NO, YOU DON'T! 

This is MY post today, human!

DON'T MESS WITH ME, BITCH.

Sweet February the 14th

Okay, now let's get REAL.

How do people REALLY spend Valentines Day?

However you spend it, remember:

Tomorrow is a new day!
And chocolate will be half-price!

Questionable Valentines

It's Valentines Day on Friday!

I hope none of you give or receive

any of these rather "iffy" valentines.

And for gawd's sake, make sure you can sing

before you serenade somebody!

Always be careful with food gifts 

as tokens of affection.

They can backfire sometimes.

Some of you would LOVE

this next box of chocolates,

I know!

And finally, heartfelt valentines greetings from

Her Royal Highness the cat --