EVERYONE wants to throw a Fugly Holiday Sweater Party and I'm no different! But mine is going to be a virtual party -- much less work and expense that way, LOL! So let's see what partygoers are wearing, shall we?
Here's someone in an EVER-POPULAR copulating reindeers sweater! Oooo, it's the rare "threesome" edition too. Nice.
There's only ONE sweater CLASSIER than that --
I see there's some GAME OF THRONES fans here today --
The local neighbourhood CAT LADY is here as well -- although she wears this sweater EVERY day. And I want one too.
Let's get serious for a minute now, boys and girls. Don't forget the REASON FOR THE SEASON!
NO, OF COURSE I really meant the Birthday Boy! Although he looks kinda GRUMPY, doesn't he?
JEEZ Jeez, cheer up, willya? It's all DOWNHILL from here, buddy, so better enjoy things while you can. And hey, Holy Spirit, nice scarf!
YAY, my Jewish pals are here at the party too! They're busy celebrating HANUKKAH right now --
OY, I could use a G & T too!
Finally, let's give the last word to the guy from the MIXED marriage --
Be sure to tune in tomorrow for PART 2 of the party, when TEH GAYS finally deign to show up fashionably LATE, as always.