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Sat November 01, 2025
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Who says I have to be helpful?"
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(WZDX)
 
 
 
Scottsboro, AL police remind parents rumors that they confirmed THC-laced gummies had circulated amongst trick-or-treaters this Halloween are not true. They were LSD-laced
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
CT would like to remind you that it's not Drinknight Savings Time & you don't get an extra hour at the bar tonight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Internet history, pollution, shoes, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 24-30 Halloween Edition
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 1st is ostracize, as in "When the large flightless birds want to work out they sign up for ostracize class"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
With all the endless negativity in the news these days, sometimes one needs a bit of a break... like a deep dive into the surprisingly competitive global race to grow a 3,000-pound pumpkin
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
It's never been easier to be a conspiracy theorist because it's easy to find other people online who fit the tag as well
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Big BIG balls
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Swedish fisherman digging for fishing worms uncovers massive Medieval treasure. Will go back to fishing soon. Maybe
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Garage door business without fixed location picks one at random. "I found that they were using my address, and it not only used my address, but it gave directions to my home with a picture of my home on the website"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If only there were some kind of trained experts we could pay to control aircraft at airports and ensure they don't collide
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Once your eyes stop bleeding, photoshop this abomination that thinks it's a kitchen
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 1,347 of WW3: Ukraine's Navy confirms that it used domestically produced Neptune cruise missiles to strike major Russian energy facilities overnight. "No enemy rear is safe." This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion
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(latfusa.com)
 
 
 
At Lāna'i, adoptions are free, the love is endless, and the mission remains simple yet powerful: to give every feline a chance at a better life. Welcome to Caturday
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bad boys, bad boys. whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when the grappler comes for you?
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Service Credit Union claws back its automatic payroll credit during federal shutdown for Defense Department civilians, leaving over 20,000 without money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First court ruling against the Covid vaccine
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
National Guardsman opens side business exporting military comm gear to Russia without appropriate licenses, facing immediate bankruptcy
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
1890 Denver mansion for sale comes complete with the ghost of Erma Bombeck
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors request suspended sentence for 41-year-old security guard accused of stealing snacks worth 1,050 won ($0.73) from another company's office refrigerator. The earlier 50,000 won fine imposed by a lower court was deemed to be excessive
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
35 of the best photos from the Hubble Space Telescope, to celebrate its 35th anniversary of coming online
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The tower got the flu. Get that, the whole control tower got the flu. So we had to divert to another country (and no we are not doing drugs)
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Fri October 31, 2025
(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
French septuagenarian cyclist falls 130 feet down ravine, survives on bag of wine and Gauloises for three days
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rando comes across what he suspects is an ICE Raid, decides on the only way to be sure is to throw his Lexus into reverse over officers. This tactic doesn't work out like he thought it would
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe, read by Christopher Lee. Happy Halloween fellow Farkers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this search party
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Headline is correct and complete after first two words. Last three can be deleted
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Feds: ♫ We arrested the sheriff. We also arrested the deputies ♫
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently not everything stays in Vegas: Mystery as more than 300 piles of human remains discovered in desert outside Vegas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your a Zoomer in San Fran and you just had a baby. But you can't come up with a name and need help. For 30k, there's help for that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The dullest place in London to get big upgrade. Wow, dullest place in London, that's got to be a tough crown to win
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Los Angeles Unified School District will provide dinner to any child up to 18 years old Monday through Friday, even if it's not the school they're enrolled at
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these running legs
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Lebanon's army to 'confront' Israel after deadly cross-border raid. This should end well
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alabama man
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oh, SNAP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes, BBC. "Rock bottom" absolutely involves being free from jail while having unlimited access to money based on your belonging to one of the wealthiest and most influential families on Earth, but not being able to call yourself "Prince" anymore
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Money from an NBA charity raffle mysteriously vanishes under suspicious circumstances
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Some guy brings an ax to a gun fight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Not only has Darfur lost its last functioning hospital, but the doctors who worked have all been abducted by the RSF
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(NC Register)
 
 
 
France's Notre Dame cathedral no longer hosts private weddings but made an exception for a long-haired carpenter who was instrumental in its construction; meanwhile, Dan Brown was seen typing furiously on a word processor in the vestibule
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite a $30 billion tariff bill, U.S. automakers are still earning record profits, which doesn't at all mean they're just charging insanely high prices because they want to so stop stop asking already
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Waymo squashes KitKat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for Fark's 22nd annual spooky story thread. Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. 👻 NO POLITICS or the Headless Horseman will beat you with sticks and take you to Spain ☠
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It seems some White House demolition companies aren't proud of their work
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(MSN)
 
 
 
More and more young people are Quaking
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
If rubber mallets are outlawed, only outlaws will have mallets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A little bit of basic geometry could have entirely prevented the Louvre heist, but museum officials were apparently told there would be no math
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bats in my church? Well, it is Halloween
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Diddy begins serving his fiddy
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