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Dog days of summer

July 7, 2025

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Monday chuckles

July 7, 2025

Jesus delights crowd by miraculously turning oatmeal raisin cookies into chocolate chip

July 6, 2025

From The Babylon Bee.

BETHSAIDA — The amazing reputation built by a Galilean carpenter-turned-traveling rabbi grew even more impressive this week, as Jesus of Nazareth miraculously turned a plate of disgusting oatmeal raisin cookies into chocolate chip.

The multitude of men, women, and children had reportedly grown faint in the heat of the day and were asking for some type of sweet treat. Though a small boy volunteered his snack bag, the crowd was thrown into despair when it was discovered that he only had oatmeal raisin cookies. Jesus then reportedly saved the day by turning them into something more edible.

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“It was an act of God,” said Judah, a man from Capernaum who witnessed the event. “We were all starving, but this dumb kid only had oatmeal raisin cookies. Nobody was going to touch those things. But then Jesus quieted the crowd, raised His hands up toward Heaven, uttered a prayer, and they were turned into chocolate chip cookies. It was the most joyous experience of my life. Even better than when he healed my crippled leg last week.”

The boy was amazed at what the Lord had done with his humble offering. “I didn’t think God could use my cookies,” he said later. “I wondered if the oatmeal raisin would make me an outcast for the rest of my life. But Jesus turned my lowly oatmeal raisin cookies into something delicious. Truly, this must be the Son of the Most High.”

At publishing time, Jesus’ disciples were rejoicing as they picked up 12 baskets of leftover chocolate chip cookies to take with them on the road.


Sunday musical offering

July 6, 2025

The Lord into His garden’s come;
The spices yield a rich perfume,
The lilies grow and thrive,
The lilies grow and thrive.

Refreshing showers of grace divine
From Jesus flow to every vine,
And make the dead revive,

And make the dead revive.

But when we come to dwell above,
And all surround the throne of love,
We’ll drink a full supply,

We’ll drink a full supply.
Jesus will lead His armies through
To living fountains where they flow
That never will run dry,

That never will run dry.

’Tis there we’ll reign, and shout, and sing,
And make the upper regions ring
When all the saints get home,

When all the saints get home.
Come on, come on, my brethren dear;
Soon we shall meet together there,
For Jesus bids us come,

For Jesus bids us come.

Amen, amen! my soul replies,
I’m bound to meet him in the skies,
And claim my mansion there,

And claim my mansion there.
Now here’s my heart and here’s my hand,
To meet you in the heavenly land
Where we shall part no more,

Where we shall part no more.


Caturday funnies — cat bowling edition

July 5, 2025

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Happy Caturday

July 5, 2025

Friday funnies

July 4, 2025

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Musical offering for Independence Day

July 4, 2025

Today’s completely accurate historical quotation

July 3, 2025

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Today’s cultural moment

July 3, 2025

It’s the birthday of the American actor, dancer, singer, songwriter, playwright, and producer George Michael Cohan (1878-1942). His parents were traveling vaudeville performers, and George and his sister Josephine grew up on the stage as part of the family act. Cohan wrote hundreds of songs, including “Give My Regards to Broadway,” “Over There,” “You’re a Grand Old Flag,” and “Yankee Doodle Boy.” A musical biopic of Cohan, Yankee Doodle Dandy, was released shortly before Cohan’s death in 1942. James Cagney won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Cohan.