[A link party about art issues hosted by
Nicole of DVArtist, Art, Food and Everyday Things]
GREETINGS, all my many, MANY devoted fans!
Yes, 'tis I, the Queen of All Artistry --
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT !!!
Today I have set aside my ROYAL CROWN and JEWELS
and donned my HUMBLE ARTIST'S SMOCK and BERET
to share my endless artistic skill and knowledge
with all you wannabe artists!
As we all know, there is NO FINER SUBJECT for portraiture
than CATS in general and MYSELF in particular.
But no, no, this post is not about me.
REALLY, this time it is not.
This post is about teaching YOU the finer points
of how to draw a cat. Because, well,
HOW can I put this DELICATELY?
So, MY EAGER STUDENTS, read on, learn,
ABSORB my ARTISTIC GENIUS.
This is how it's done --
Once the drawing is PURRFECT,
you are ready to PAINT!
Cats LOVE to be painted!
Here's how to do it well --
Follow my advice and I GUARANTEE
that all of you will be MICHELANGELOs
and VAN GOGHs and PICASSOs in no time!
No, no, NO NEED to THANK me . . . .
"Send me money," as they say,
"Large denominations only." LOL!
NO, SERIOUSLY --
All Love Offerings may be sent to:
Her Royal Highness the Cat
c/o She Who Seeks blog
Edmonton, Alberta
Canada
I AWAIT YOUR GRATITUDE!
