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The pun also rises

June 30, 2025

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Monday chuckles

June 30, 2025

Sunday funnies

June 29, 2025

After Fr. Gregory’s beloved old tabby died, he adopted a kitten from the animal shelter and named her Frances. While chasing a squirrel one day, Frances ran up a tree, and then refused to come back down.

The tree wasn’t sturdy enough for a grown man to climb, and Fr. Greg didn’t have a ladder. So he took a piece of clothesline and tied one end to the tree and the other end to his car, thinking he would drive just far enough to bend the tree down to where he could reach Frances from the ground.

But just about the time the tree was bent far enough, the clothesline snapped, the tree sprang back, and Frances sailed up into the air and out of sight.

Fr. Greg searched everywhere for the kitten, without success. Finally he gave up and prayed, “Lord, I commit Frances to your keeping.”

A few days later Fr. Gregory was at the grocery store, where he saw one of his parishioners, Mrs. Murray. He noticed that her shopping cart contained several bags of cat litter and a couple dozen cans of cat food.

“I didn’t know you had a cat,” he said.

“We do now,” said Mrs. Murray. She told him how her little girl had been begging for a cat, and how she had always said no. A few days ago, when her daughter had resumed her pleading yet again, Mrs. Murray had said, “Pray about it. If God gives you a cat, you can keep it.”

“And I know you won’t believe me, Father,” she said, “but I saw it with my own eyes. Emily went out in the back yard, got down on her knees, and started praying. And a few seconds later, a kitten came flying out of the sky and landed right in front of her!”

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Sunday musical offering

June 29, 2025

On Jordan’s stormy banks I stand
And cast a wishful eye
To Canaan’s fair and happy land
Where my possessions lie.
Oh the transporting, rapturous scene
That rises to my sight;
Sweet fields arrayed in living green
And rivers of delight.

O’er all those wide extended plains
Shines one eternal day;
There God the Son forever reigns
And scatters night away.
Oh the transporting, rapturous scene
That rises to my sight;
Sweet fields arrayed in living green
And rivers of delight.

No chilling winds or poisonous breath
Can reach that healthful shore;
Sickness and sorrow, pain and death
Are felt and feared no more.
Oh the transporting, rapturous scene
That rises to my sight;
Sweet fields arrayed in living green
And rivers of delight.

 


Caturday cartoons

June 28, 2025

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Happy Caturday

June 28, 2025

Friday chuckles — troglodyte edition

June 27, 2025

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Friday happy dance

June 27, 2025

Find Santa!

June 26, 2025

Have you ever wondered what Santa does in the off season? Apparently he enjoys hanging out with garden gnomes. See if you can find him.

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Today’s cultural moment

June 26, 2025