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Crocs, Love 'Em or Hate 'Em

And, of course, I dedicate this post

to Crocs #1 Fan,

John Gray of Going Gently!

Love ya, John!

The Target Dress Challenge

Target came in for a lot of ridicule last year 

when it inexplicably carried a line of these

old timey, gawdawful dresses in its stores. 

But predictably, the internet rose to the occasion 

with true "Little House on the Prairie" resourcefulness!

Here are some of my

favourite photos from the resulting

"Target Dress Challenge!"

To hell with outdated gender norms!

Chickens are this year's 

popular fashion accessory!

I think I know what's for supper tonight.

Time to shovel manure again? 

The woman on the end 

is clearly getting into it, LOL!

Build us a log cabin, Ma!

Always remember to 

take joy in life and friends!

Oh, such a saucy milkmaid!

This next one is my personal fave!

Don't mess with Bunny Girl.

She'll cut a bitch!

(*sigh*)

Now that's my kinda woman!

Cling Wrap SEXINESS

Hey, remember that stupid advice from years ago about how women should greet their husbands at the door wearing only cling wrap and holding a martini?  Well, recently I've had occasion to wrap a certain body part in cling wrap and you know what? It's not all that titillating. 

About a month ago, I had surgery on my leg to remove some (very early stage) skin cancer. The dermatologist stitched me up in a rather gruesome fashion reminiscent of these other famous examples of his handiwork --

Anyway, I am not supposed to get either the wound or its bandaging wet so when I have a shower, I must wrap my leg in cling wrap and secure it at the top with waterproof tape. Even now that the stitches have been removed, the wound is slow to heal completely and I must continue to baby it in this way.

Should I mark this photo NSFW?

NO sexual propositions or marriage proposals PLEASE.