close
The Wayback Machine - https://web.archive.org/web/20241101193445/https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/
 

Fractured fairy tales

November 1, 2024

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA


Friday happy dance

November 1, 2024

(Thanks to my friend mindful webworker for this one.)


Find the pumpkins!

October 31, 2024

Three pumpkins have not been carved. See if you can find them.

BERJAYA

(click to enlarge)


Today’s cultural moment

October 31, 2024

Halloween funnies

October 30, 2024

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA


Halloween gets a cat scan

October 30, 2024

Puppy love — trick or treat edition

October 29, 2024

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

 


Hell hath no fury

October 29, 2024

Not for the faint of heart.

BERJAYA

In the Tower of London, large as life,
The ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, they declare.
Anne Boleyn was once King Henry’s wife,
Until he had the axeman bob her hair.
Oh yes, he did her wrong long years ago,
And she comes back each night to tell him so.
With her head tucked underneath her arm
She walks the Bloody Tower;
With her head tucked underneath her arm
At the midnight hour.

She’s going to find King Henry, she means giving him what for;
Gadzooks! She’s going to tell him off for having spilled her gore;
And just in case the axeman wants to give her an encore,
She’s got her head tucked underneath her arm.
With her head tucked underneath her arm
She walks the Bloody Tower;
With her head tucked underneath her arm
At the midnight hour.

Along the drafty corridors for miles and miles she goes;
She sometimes catches cold, poor thing, it’s cold there when it blows!
And it’s awfully awkward for the queen when she has to blow her nose
With her head tucked underneath her arm.
With her head tucked underneath her arm
She walks the Bloody Tower;
With her head tucked underneath her arm
At the midnight hour.

Now sometimes old King Henry throws a spread
For all his pals and gals, the ghostly crew;
The axeman carves the joints and cuts the bread,
When in walks Anne Boleyn to spoil the do.
She holds her head up with a wild war whoop;
And Henry cries, “Don’t drop it in the soup!”
With her head tucked underneath her arm

She walks the Bloody Tower;
With her head tucked underneath her arm
At the midnight hour.

One day she found King Henry; he was in the castle bar.
He said, “Are you Jane Seymour, Anne Boleyn, or Catherine Parr?”
How the heck am I supposed to know just who you are?

You got your head tucked underneath your arm!”
With her head tucked underneath her arm
She walks the Bloody Tower;
With her head tucked underneath her arm
At the midnight hour.


Face time: Halloween edition

October 28, 2024

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA

BERJAYA


Monday chuckles

October 28, 2024