Learning to Share

Her Royal Highness likes to drink out of the toilet bowl, behaviour seemingly at odds with her posh name. I think it's because she likes her drinking water to be nice and cold. Or she may just be too lazy to go downstairs where her official water dish is kept. Perhaps she enjoys the physical challenge of bracing herself against the inside of the big white punch bowl so she doesn't fall head first into her beverage. But whatever the reason for HRH's love of the toilet, she and I always seem to need access to it at the same time. I defer to her, of course. I know my place.