Annual Tattoos Post

Tattoo Time!

Bisexual cross-stitchers rock!

Stars? Rainbows?

What more do you want?

Oh, thought I couldn't work

superheroes into this post?

Well, think again!

How about Wonder Woman inked

in classic old-timey tattoo style?

Tattoos, Love 'Em or Hate 'Em

Personally, I like tattoos and am always interested

in hearing the stories behind them.

But I know not everyone is a fan.

Here's some handy-dandy tips

when thinking about getting a tat --

(1) Tattoo removal is painful and expensive,

so be sure before you get one!

(2) Go to a reputable tattoo artist!

(3) Do your research on your tattoo

before you get it inked!

(4) Don't be too literal!

(5) Try to get one that's useful

as well as attractive, if you can!

But yes, there will always be

those who will judge you harshly

for your skin art.

Need some snappy comebacks 

to deal with those who disapprove?

Feel free to use any of these!

And I saved the best for last --

Haven't Done a Tattoo Post For Awhile

Her Royal Highness prefers these

next three tattoos, however . . . .

Be careful, kids!

That first tat is addictive!

And don't overdo it with the tats,

because laser tattoo removal is expensive.

But apparently, it can work miracles!

If you insist on another tattoo, though,

here's how to pick one!

Going Into Battle With Your Tattoos

Would I survive?

Are you kidding?

I have an Amazon's Battle Axe and

Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer!

And while my other tat may look 

harmlessly decorative,

it is really the

deadly throwing chakram

of Xena, Warrior Princess!

(Yes, it is.)

FEAR ME!

Now, what about your tattoos,

if you have any?

How well-armed are you?

Tattoo Roundup

So not every post this month will be about Halloween.

This one is about something equally scary though

(at least according to some people) -- tattoos!

If anyone ever hassles you about your tats,

here's the perfect comeback! 

I must say, I've never personally had this particular dilemma --

Yes! The only opinion that matters here is yours!

If I ever get a third tattoo, it will be

a quotation from a favourite

Leonard Cohen song.

Although I do also love Moby-Dick . . . .

Pikachu, I choose you!

Well, at least the second version of you!

Cats and dogs are often tattooed.

Mostly in their ears, but not always . . . .

Hey, isn't that the Winter Soldier's cat?

Oh, wait! Here's a Halloween tattoo LOL after all!