I Hope You're Grateful

Well, before we hit the upcoming

Holiday Month of Wholesomeness and Purity,

guess I'd better post all these

NSFW lols and memes

that I found by trawling the internet 

just for you!

But HRH wants you to know

that she does NOT approve 

of these posts!

Okay, crank up 

those Christmas carols,

we're in the clear now!

Or . . .  ARE we?!?!

Crocs, Love 'Em or Hate 'Em

And, of course, I dedicate this post

to Crocs #1 Fan,

John Gray of Going Gently!

Love ya, John!

EAR We Go Again

As if poor old Vincent doesn't have ENOUGH troubles,

eco-activists recently threw tomato soup

on his famous painting of sunflowers.

Luckily it was under glass, so no harm done.

We'll leave the final word

to the actor who played

Dr. Spencer Reid in the

TV show Criminal Minds --

That's QUEEN Bitch To YOU!

Creative Writing Tips

In today's world, the overblown

Victorian style of writing 

is out of fashion.

But should it be?

Creativity and imagination

can boost the most prosaic

of expressions and sentiments!

Behold these stellar examples!

Writers of the World, Unite!

I know many of you out there are writers,

some with published books and

some with works in progress (WIPs). 

Since November is National Novel Writing Month,

here's a tribute to all you hardworking

and creative authors.

Wishing you every success!

Of course, writing books is not an easy job.

It is a long and difficult process.

Well, it's difficult for some writers

but not for others, HRH says.

Unlike cats, however, many human writers

can be plagued by the awful experience

of short-term or long-term writer's block!

Even worse than coping with writer's block, though,

is dealing with those picky assholes, editors!

However, despite all these

obstacles and annoyances,

don't despair!

Keep on writing!