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Tuesday, 28 February 2023

I miss The Queen

BERJAYA

I don't know about you, but for years after my parents died I would occasionally find myself absent-mindedly thinking that I should call them up as I had not spoken to them for a while. Don't get me wrong, but I sometimes think the same about Queen Elizabeth now that she is gone.

I never met her, (but I did meet her eldest son once and I was invited to tea with her mother - the Mother), so I do not imagine myself calling her up even if I did have her number.

I have just renewed my passport. It is a blue one and it will probably be my last one. Inside, it still refers to 'Her Majesty...' I must cancel the milk.

I just miss her, that's all.

Thursday, 23 February 2023

Starmer is a windbag

Having heard Kier Starmer's empty pledges ahead of the speech he is due to give today, I am now convinced we are going to be truly fucked for at least another 5 years. The Conservatives just lie and Labour does not tell the truth.

As with the Conservatives, Labour is still unelectable for any reason other than blind ideology. Bath will remain safely Lib Dem and our pot holes might get filled - at least outside the Guildhall anyway.

Sunday, 5 February 2023

Things in the sky


I saw an Instagram clip of an Argentinian jet fighter pilot who had just been told of his country's victory in the World Cup. You could imagine the look on his face behind the black visor as he ripped open his flying jacket and pulled out the AFC logo on his t-shirt to shake it at the onboard camera. The landscape below swapped places with the sky a few times as he executed a fast barrel-roll in sheer jubilation.

I see that the U.S. has shot down the Chinese spy balloon over water. Now they are looking for the wreckage to see what information it may contain. I would have thought that a satellite would be more useful for spying, but an invasion of airspace is probably a much better provocation, even at that altitude. 

Another video I saw recently was the return to earth of a couple of Elon Musk's rockets. I'm trying to put up an amateur video of that now, because the official versions last too long.  They must have really good SatNav system. Mine is often out by a mile.

Friday, 27 January 2023

Vanished ladies

During these short, dark, cold days I often think of that particular bygone breed of elderly English ladies who would spend the Winter in Southern France and return to England when the weather improved at  Springtime.

Of course, they had to be moderately wealthy to do this, and were spinsters or widows of means. Only the nouveau riche or recently retired would take their husbands to British enclaves in Spain or Portugal, and most of them have been impoverished by the Lloyds collapse which gobbled up their pensions and investments. 

I think these charming old women must have all died out now and I miss them. They represented a much more gracious era than the one we live in today, or so it seems to me. They had a discreet style.

I met two of them once in one town - Marlborough, the home of one of the most expensive and exclusive schools outside Eton. They were not connected.

Lady Darwin was an elegantly dressed little woman with a quiet and very posh voice. She commissioned me to make a simple pedestal sundial as a birthday present for her nearest neighbour in Marlborough. We discussed the design and price and it was agreed that I would deliver it after she had left for the South of France in a month or so. She paid up front because making a bank transfer from another country was not her style.

I only met her that one time, and her parting words to me before she left my workshop were, "Oh, and Mr Stephenson, if you let me down I will kill you."

This was said with such a sweet smile.

Sunday, 22 January 2023

Cohiba

BERJAYA

I bought 10 little Cuban cigars yesterday and smoked 2 last night. The first tobacco I have bought for years. What a treat.

I have had enough of the cold weather now. I would like to hibernate for the next couple of months, but sadly I can't.

Thursday, 19 January 2023

Compromise is the answer

BERJAYA

Someone was defending the behaviour of Kanye West today on the grounds he is an 'artist'. Artists can do or say what they like, apparently. Only wealthy ones, I suspect.

Someone else was saying that if the train drivers cannot live on £65,000 a year, then how do they expect pensioners to live on £10,600? This person recently claimed that he could easily live on £6 per day, as could everyone else. Hmm.

Today it is too cold for me to go to my workshop, even though yesterday was colder. The other day it was too wet and windy. Being in my workshop is almost exactly the same as being outside. The door stays open and there is no heating. It does have a roof though, albeit a leaky one. I just have to accept that it is Winter and I am in the winter of my life. Once you come to terms with that you feel better about poor productivity.

It used to be that when the going got tough, the Arts was the first area to face cuts in funding. Now it is basic services. Ordinary painters, sculptors, poets and musicians have always been expected to live on £6 a day or less. They are not seen as contributing to society in any palpable way. Internal and external adornments to new buildings were traditionally an afterthought - if there was any money left at the end of the project. 

Conservators and archeologists are about as popular with general builders as the crested newt, but - or because - they have influence in civil society which is set in law and hard fought for. It wasn't until so much damage and destruction had been wreaked  in the 1960s that everyone woke up and realised that the quality of their civic life does not depend on shopping centres alone. Remember The Sack of Bath.

Bath is back-sliding so badly now that the city is running the risk of losing its World Heritage status. Speculators want to develop the site of the old 'gasometers' at the Southern end of town. Basically, Bristol and Bath are slowly merging down the line of the river as it flows out to the docks and the sea. Years ago I began to suspect that this was a long-term plan when they installed six-foot diameter sewage pipes through untouched countryside, when the area just did not need them.

A friend of mine - now dead - was a key figure in stopping the demolition of good 18th century buildings here by developers in the 1960s, and in later life turned his attention to the gasometers on the Bristol road. I always found these huge metal cylinders rising up on the outskirts an industrial eyesore, but he saw beauty and social history in them. He was a teacher at the local art school before becoming a successful property developer. He also began making brand new Morris 1000s in Sri Lanka with his friend and business partner. He had the remaining one (of three) of the gasometers painted in gay colours and then tried - and failed - to get it listed. Charlie Ware was his name. He threw good parties in the 1970s at his house in the Royal Crescent.

The listing of industrial buildings and structures is always going to be contentious - take brutalist Nazi architecture, for instance - but you cannot let speculators change your living environment for the sake of profit alone. You build bigger roads and cars will fill them. As for HS2...

Monday, 16 January 2023

Old joke

Man to other man on the subject of his dying grandmother:

"We rubbed a lot of goose fat on her back."

Other man:

"Did that help?"

Man:

"She went downhill very quickly after that."


Worth a second airing, I think. Well, it cheered me up this morning.