The Return Of Monster Parade #4 - Conclusion

Hmm, must be a wedding invitation...

Funny to think that when this magazine came out, these movies were new...

Plenty of wimmens on Earth!...

You shoulda married a monster from outer space, they're always responsive...

More crazy stuff to come!...

The Return Of Monster Parade #4

On Monday, November 10th, 2008 I posted the cover of my first copy of Monster Parade #4, a magazine that just mysteriously disappeared from my collection. I can't for the life of me determine what happened to it. Anyway, I said that if I were ever to find it or find another copy, I would post some of the contents. Well, I lucked out and found another copy for eight bucks. On the 100 Most Valuable Magazines list, it is ranked #51 and a NM copy is worth(?)over a thousand dollars. I plan on posting a good chunk of it, not necessarily because it is a superlative magazine, but because it is rare...

Part Two...Soon

Castle Of Frankenstein #16, For Monsters Only #9, House Of Dark Shadows, Etc.

OK, Let's wrap up this dark journey into the dark valley of Dark Shadows, yea, I shall fear no evil, so on & so forth...

Dark Shadows Volume Three

Dark Shadows Volume Four

This is the most monsterous issue of For Monsters Only, it's mostly articles and only a few pages of pictures with howl-larious word balloons. They even dropped the Cracked's on the cover...

House Of Dark Shadows is one of my favorite vampire movies of all time! It's true!

So, when are they gonna release House Of Dark Shadows on DVD? When?...

Bonus soundtrack-

House Of Dark Shadows/Night Of Dark Shadows

Famous Monsters Of Filmland #59 - Dark Shadows Volume Two

Object lesson - Don't paint your monster models anywhere near your monster magazines!...

You're typecasting me, aren't you?...

I can haz cheezburger?...

Who's scarier, I ask you?...

Dark Shadows Volume Two

Tomorrow - CoF #16 & DS Vol. 3!

Famous Monsters Of Filmland #52 - Dark Shadows Volume One

Well, now that they have released every damn episode of Dark Shadows on dvd and I have a Netflix account, I've finally summoned up the courage to face the daunting task of watching every damn episode(yeah, right!). It's one way to spend time in October. I could never watch the show when it originally aired, because the music scared me so much I turned the TV off as soon as it came on, believe it or don't! I now make volume one of that music available to you, see bottom of post. The next three volumes will appear over the next three days as we spend some time with the weirdest soap opera ever...

Sorry your character is so dumb, Vicky baby!...

What was my next line?...

Breck Girl? Eck Girl!

"It's not my vault", SHEESH!...

Dark Shadows Volume One

Tomorrow- FM #59 & DS Vol. Two!