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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Songs and Such

BERJAYA Last evening, the boys and I were all down at the local saloon talking about the world as a whole, and since we seemed to have a shortage of women present, the conversation naturally turned in that direction. The piano man was playing away on some old Don Williams tunes and we started musing on why more women didn't join us every evening. Much of my career was spent watching people interact in the world of smoke and neon. There were all kinds represented in the world of the night people, but some just seemed to be ordinary folks searching hard for someone to love. Many were ladies who showed evidence that life had not been kind to them. They always seemed be drawn to guys with a big "L" tattooed on their foreheads. I was always tempted to break cover and go over and ask them if they knew what that tattoo meant. Instead I wrote a song back in the early eighties that describes the scene and allows for a little advice to be given. It would probably be banned today because of my repeated use of the term "Pretty Lady". I always thought Willie could probably do a good job singing it.

BERJAYA

PRETTY LADY

The dreams she had are fading
And her love is slowly jading
For her heart she freely gave with no return
Now her smile hides her sorrow
And her soul longs for tomorrow
When perhaps she’ll find a love that will be true

Pretty lady, pretty lady I sing this song for you
For I know your heart is aching for a love that will be true
And with time will help to heal the wounds
From the loves that you once knew
Pretty lady, pretty lady I sing this song for you.

But with uncontrolled desire
This lady plays with fire
Knowing full well that someday she will get burned
Oh the lady needs a lover
Who will put no one above her
And will love her like no one has done before.

Pretty lady, pretty lady I sing this song for you
Seek an uncontested lover who will pledge his love to you
If he cannot now be faithful, he will not be true to you.
Pretty lady, pretty lady don’t break your heart in two.

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. - Henry S. Haskins

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuesday Rerun

BERJAYA This story was originally posted in February of this year when my readership was composed mostly of family members and a few friends. It is a tale of growing up in an era when things moved slower, and people were satisfied with a lot less, and knowing everything going on in the world was not a possibility. I hope you can relate.

THE LAWSON BOYS

Salty damp air smelling of pine, honeysuckle, and magnolia, surrounded me most of the time. Huge live oak trees with gray ornaments of Spanish moss shaded my world. Every road seemed long. Trips in our old blue Ford coupe seemed to go on endlessly. My sister and I would lie in the rear floorboard sweating, and listening to other cars zooming past on the two-lane highway.
It was 1952 and I was five years old. I planted my feet in the sandy soil of coastal Mississippi. Our wooden frame house was gray. It seemed large at the time, but I later discovered it was very small. We had no television or air conditioning, so we played outside most of the time. When it got dark, our mother would call us inside.
Johnny and Jimmy Myers lived next door. They were older. They pretended to like me when I brought them my dad’s tools or something to eat, but at other times they pummeled and harassed me until I left crying. My best friend, David Harper and his older brothers lived down the street. He was my age. His two older brothers were Thomas and Boogie. John Henry Jones lived next door to David. He was also our age. David, John Henry, and I played together most of the time. The older guys occasionally let us join them when they needed someone to do something stupid or dangerous. They knew we would do anything they asked to show we were worthy.
The sandy ruts we called a road ended a short distance beyond my house at a pasture enclosed by a barbed wire fence. If you walked the other direction on our street you would run into pavement just before you got to town. We occasionally shuffled to town on our summer toughened bare feet to get some treat from the grocery store, but most of our activities took place between John Henry’s house and the woods at the back of the pasture.
The woods were dark and swampy. The creeks and ditches there had black water in them. Slimy things slithered beneath the surface. Occasionally the older boys would challenge us to wade into the black water and scoop out some wriggling creature.
John Henry, David and I occasionally went to the switching yard at the railway station near town. We would walk along side the blistering hot metal rails, and pick up loose spikes. John Henry said it was our “doody” to turn them in. I guess, with a name like John Henry, he felt an obligation to the railroad. He was too small to drive spikes, so I suppose picking up loose ones was the next best thing. In the switchyard there were huge black steam engines that hissed and chugged, covering themselves in billowing clouds of white. We were a little afraid of everything.
Afraid the bull or the cows in the pasture would chase us if we got too close. Noises in the woods made us run for home with goose bumps on our arms. And, we were always afraid that we would somehow get stuck on the railroad track when the train was coming. But, more than all this, we feared the Lawson boys.
We didn’t know where they lived or how they ever found the pasture at the end of our road, but they did.
The older boys said they weren’t afraid of them, but we all made preparations to fight them off if they ever decided to cross into our territory.
The Lawson boys came to the pasture and stared at us across the barbed wire fence. They were dirty and their clothes were ragged. Their red hair was long and curly. We all had short hair. They had real big freckles. I had never seen them at school. Sometimes four would show up, but at other times five came. They were all different sizes, but we could tell by looking they were kin. They never smiled. We stayed in the road, and they stayed in the pasture.
My mother, who told us who they were, said their parents hung out in Honky Tonks. I didn’t know what that was, but mother said never to go near them.
I asked Thomas Harper what Honky Tonks were and he said that he would show me. Thomas and Boogie took David and me on the center bars of their bicycles and pedaled us by a couple.
They were buildings with brightly painted metal signs on them. The signs had words on them like “J-A-X”, and “P-A-B-S-T”. The ground around them was covered in crushed oyster shells. The doors were open and loud music blared all the way to the street. We could see people sitting at tables. The Honky Tonks were all lined up in a row across the street from the railroad tracks.
I hoped that my mother wouldn’t see me, or even hear that I had been there. I also hoped that we didn’t run into the Lawson boys or their parents.
The older boys came up with a plan to build two tree houses. They weren’t really houses, just boards nailed between two limbs high up in a big tree. We nailed flat short boards to the tree trunk to make a ladder. The boards were just a little too far apart for my short legs. I was scared when I climbed up to the platform. I was scared when I got there, and I was scared as I inched my way back down.
The Myers had a big tree in their yard, and there was another one at the end of the road. The branches of the one at the end of the road hung over the pasture fence. Thomas and Boogie said we should build one tree house in each tree.
The plan was to stock the slanted platforms with rocks and sticks. The older guys said that David, John Henry, and I should hide in the tree house at the end of the road. When the Lawson boys showed up, the older boys said they would lure them onto the road where we could shower them with rocks and sticks.
Johnny, Jimmy, Thomas and Boogie would then retreat to the other tree house and hold them off from there.
My fear was we would run out of ammunition and the Lawson boys would climb into our tree while the older guys were still in their tree, too far away to rescue us. I imagined being captured by them, beaten up, and taken to their house. I wondered what would happen when their parents came home from the Honky Tonks.
We built the tree houses, stocked them as planned, and spent many watchful hours waiting for the showdown. I had nightmares about it.
Then one day they came back. John Henry saw them first and sounded the alarm. David and I climbed into the tree house at the end of the road. John Henry soon followed. The older boys stood their ground in the middle of the street. When the Lawsons neared the fence, Johnny Myers called out and told them to come over. He said he had something to show them. They crossed the fence and walked under our tree house. The older boys turned and ran toward the Myers house just as we had planned. The Lawsons just stood in the road wondering what was going on. John Henry, David, and I unloaded on them with a shower of rocks.
Our aim was good and the Lawson boys took a pelting. They scurried for the fence and ran back into the pasture. We climbed down and followed the older boys who had seen that we had stopped the invaders at the first tree and were now giving chase. We crossed the barbed wire fence of the pasture and ran whooping behind our retreating foe. Fortunately, no cows were out that day. We chased the Lawsons until they disappeared into the trees on the opposite side of the field. We all slowed down when we got to there. Moving slowly from tree to tree, we caught sight of the small plywood house that was covered in black tar paper. The weeds grew tall right up to it. We could hear several kids crying. Creeping closer, we could see the house better. Several skinny girls with red hair and ragged dresses were looking at bumps on the heads of a couple of the boys who had crossed our fence. The yard was full of old junk, a rusted car, a broken washing machine, a metal barrel full of beer cans, and two old stained mattresses. The inside of the house was dark. I knew I wouldn’t want to live there. We all decided that we should go home.
I didn’t feel good. I was sorry for them now that I knew where they lived. Nobody felt good about what we had done, but no one said much about it. The older guys never told us how bravely we fought. If the Lawsons had ever come back, we would have treated them differently. They never did.
I grew older, and sometimes wondered how we could have been so cruel. We were just afraid, and like most kids, unable to see how our actions would affect others. Many more childhood episodes molded my character. But, our battle with the skinny, red headed, Lawson boys was the first one where I came to a conclusion about the consequences of my actions without being told by a grownup.
I moved away from my friends shortly after our encounter with the Lawsons, and did not return until I was an adult. The trees were much older, but didn’t seem nearly as big as I remembered them. The bark on their trunks had grown around the boards that we once used as ladders. The road was short, and our house was very small. I imagined that the Lawsons had probably never left, and might be in some nearby Honky Tonk.


He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. -
Douglas Adams

Monday, June 30, 2008

Olio


BERJAYA
To the Moon

The tracks were laid
right to the Moon,
so Alice took the train.
She finally reached her limit
of hearing Ralph complain.

Dennis Price

BERJAYA
Ocassionally I feel a real need to just hit the open road for a week or two. No plans, no company, and no mission. Just a week or two of roaming. When I had my big black V-twin, I would pack my gear and strap it to the sissy bar and head out for parts unknown. I did have to carry my cell phone so Bebe would know I was still in one piece at the end of the day. I hear the call of the highway, but with gas prices so high I'm thinking a long walk might be the answer. This is an interesting bit of video I think everyone should watch. I wish old Newt was running for President, I'd vote for him.


BERJAYA

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action. - Frank Herbert

Sunday, June 29, 2008

New Poem

BERJAYA

God’s Symphony

The land is parched and dry
beneath the summer sun
and one might question,
why its been so long since rain
has spattered softly in the dust
until the droplets blend
in numbers large enough to
soak the crust and run in rivulets
steaming in the heat with
pitter-patter beat
backed up by lights
behind gray clouds
and roar of distant tympani?

First pianissimo, then forte
as the lightning cymbals crash
and drum roll thunder shakes
the core.

The howling wind joins in
for harmony and takes the
movement down to pianissimo
once more
then fades to blue.




Dennis Price


BERJAYA


I hope you weather life's storms safely and enjoy peace and refreshment in their passing. Have a wonderful Sunday.

BERJAYA

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Writer's Block

BERJAYA What to write...what to write? I've been up all night trying to come up with an idea. I just started doing this for relaxation and a way to stimulate my mind everyday. I never knew there would be such notoriety attached. Now they'll be expecting...Hemingway every morning. They have no idea how my limits were stretched during the last few days. First a six hour trip to my mother's house in west Texas to celebrate her 88th birthday. We have to call ahead and plan every minute of the visit with her so she will stay out of the kitchen. We also took her grandchildren and great grandchildren with us. We decided to stay a day and a half so as not to tire her out. When we arrived after lunch the house was filled with the smell of something baking. My wife checked the kitchen and reported that a large peach cobbler was in the oven. We had purchased a small birthday cake at a local bakery before we got there. I said, "Mom, we are taking you out to eat tonight and we brought the cake, why are you baking a cobbler?" To which she replied, "We can eat cobbler now. Would you like coffee with that?" So an hour before dinner we had a large bowl of cobbler with vanilla ice cream melted on top. I told you I would be accountable to you in my program to loose weight and I will. I was worried about going to Sea World San Antonio the next day. I was afraid if I fell in the water, I would not be allowed to leave, but would be included in the Shamu show. I did not sleep well the first night and before noon the next day we broke camp and our caravan moved on. Travelling with a two year old, and a five month old is like moving a carnival.

We arrived in San Antonio as planned, and found that one of the two rooms we booked was not ready according to the front desk. After spending two hours jammed into one room, I roared into the hall and grabbed the first English speaking person in a uniform I could find and asked nicely why the adjoining room had not been cleaned up. The nice lady informed me that it had been cleaned at the same time as ours and it was the fault of the front desk for not knowing it was ready. I was then on a mission to see that justice was served. At two hundred dollars a night per room, I figured I was entitled to an audience with the manager. After a little behind closed doors session, I emerged with the keys to the other room, and free breakfasts for four adults for the duration of our stay. I thought my efforts had been poorly compensated until I went to breakfast the next morning and found that the breakfast buffet was fifteen dollars per person.

The trip to the theme park is rich with observations for another post. The little ones did very well, and I maintained my composure throughout despite the damage done to my teeth and internal organs. I then had to rush home and do my yard so the yard men I fired two weeks ago could see how much better it looked now that I was in charge. I don't know how long to make them suffer before I re-hire them. So you see, the award and all has really come at a time when I was mentally and physically down. I'm afraid to re-cycle older posts because some of you have actually read many of them. As Lone Wadie said in the movie, Outlaw Josey Wales, "I will endeavor to persevere."

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Hoover

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Special Scribe Award

BERJAYA It was so nice of Willow to choose me. I really do appreciate her kind words. I am under a lot of pressure now to keep up the standard. The Special Scribe Award is for those who are considered by some who read them to be talented writers. I am thrilled that at least one person, other than my mother, thinks that.

There are so many blogs out there today, it is hard to know where to start. But, time can be saved when folks use these awards to introduce bloggers with similar interests. I read the blogs of the other nominees this morning and now I have other places to go for inspiration and entertainment. Thanks again Willow. Willow Manor is a great choice for an eclectic read.


BERJAYA The object of the award is to pass it forward, and continue the summaries and introductions. Willow introduced four recipients so I will do the same.
I know more than four who should receive this award. The difficulty is in deciding who to nominate.


Try these blogs. I think you'll like them.

Crumbs from the Corner: Adventures in Woolgathering. Blogging under the pseudonym "The Elementary" this Irish born writer, poet, and blogger offers a consistently good look at life. Using both poetry and prose spiced with an Irish wit, she takes us into her world. I know you will become a fan as I am. I'm sure we will see her work in bound volumes in the not too distant future.

Carey's Corner. If you like a time of daily devotion and inspiration, and have five minutes to spend, I suggest you try this new blogger. Chaplain Carey is a retired firefighter, cancer survivor, and victim advocate. He has a great way of blending stories from his own experience with gems of wisdom from his reading. Wit, history, and inspiration form the basic outline in his offerings.

Beth's Stories. This attorney, children's advocate, mother, hiker, and lover of the outdoors writes beautifully about her life in small town Maine. I know you can relate as she opens the lens of her camera, and tells stories from the adventures and misadventures of her life.

Eagle's Roost. Writing under the pseudonym, Eaglewing, this blogger writes a down to earth chronicle of the working man. He reads, watches old movies, writes short story serials, and gives insightful reviews. He is a talented writer, and worthy of the award. I hope you enjoy his work as much as I do.

Congratulations to all my nominees.


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Sky Watch Friday

I'm baaaaaaack.
BERJAYA Akumal fishing fleet.

BERJAYAAkumal Bay with a small Iguana on the rock ledge.

BERJAYA

To register and participate in Sky Watch Friday just follow this link to Wom Tigley's Wiggers World and visit with Tom and the lovely Jane.