April 5th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Sir Dickalot”
We here at postapenis.com always enjoy an art submission with a political message. This beautiful picture shown here is no exception. “Jungle Fever” boldly explores taboo boundaries imposed by societal norms. Who are we to judge a penis or the hand that holds it? In the end, a penis is a penis.
April 2nd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “The Penistrator”
What’s better than one penis? Two. “Penis Duel” captures the raw tension between these two penis combatants depicted in block form. Is this a fight to the death or a Tetris game gone bad? Who will be the winner? When dueling penises are put to paper for the world to see, everybody wins.
April 1st, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for March 2009 is A Big Dick With A Small Dick by “Solomon Vu”
This acrylic on canvas work is a portrait of the artist’s residential advisor during his freshman year of college. Like many truly great pieces, this was created during a time of a serious emotional experience. As an outlet of pure angst, this penis captures the raw power of the feelings the artist has towards his RA. Many of us who have taken residency in a college dorm can relate to these emotions. Thus, we can relate to this penis.
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March 23rd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Solomon Vu”
This acrylic on canvas work is a portrait of the artist’s residential advisor during his freshman year of college. Like many truly great pieces, this was created during a time of a serious emotional experience. As an outlet of pure angst, this penis captures the raw power of the feelings the artist has towards his RA. Many of us who have taken residency in a college dorm can relate to these emotions. Thus, we can relate to this penis.
March 22nd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Sir Dickalot”
This penis profile view is bold. The subject shown here wakes up in the morning and sets out in a sudden, energetic manner. Hence the title, “Sally Forth”. This penis forges the way and could easily be seen mounted on the hood of a car.
March 16th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “LennyBenny”
This work depicts the artist’s idea of what an Orge’s Penis might look like. Notice the abnormal green skin and yellow pubic hair. Curiously, the pubic hair is parted down the middle. This could mean that, while savage, Ogre’s are also somewhat civilized creatures.
March 8th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Mr. Tight Pants”
One of the founding members of the Wu-Penis Clan, Ol’ Dirty Penis was known for his unique microphone technique. This is a deceptively complex work. While the head and shaft are simple and elegant, the pubic hair is a subtle mixture of different brushes and styles.
March 4th, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for February 2009 is Geyser Penis by “Captain Smeg”
The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.
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February 27th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Captain Smeg”
The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.
February 25th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Pancake”
This aggressive specimen sports a curious jaguar-skin pattern. Is this jungle cat encroaching upon the concrete-textured city to hunt new game? This may be a statement to encourage the protection of wildlife areas.
Beware the dangerously patterned head of this penis. Proceed with caution!
February 3rd, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for January 2009 is My Penis Post by “Mistress Curiosa”
The New Year is for most a time to make a bold and positive statement. This penis is no exception. “My Penis Post” proudly proclaims itself: This is a penis, MY penis. A fleshy, uncircumcised member is a noble addition to the gallery. Interesting to note is the presence of the flanking “penislets” on either side.
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January 6th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “A.Po and Tricky Dick”
This piece is a testament to the popular motivational phrase “Cowboy Upenis“. The Artists have pulled this image from a particular happy memory or perhaps they were just in a great mood. Take particular care to notice the penis’s upbeat body language and engaging smile. This is a “Can-do” penis. Print out this work as a reminder to stay positive and get the job done.
