can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags
i love this post so much. all the replies are like
“i’m so basic…..i just like a lot of butter or jam :(” (as though those are not god’s best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)
“FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i’ll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me” (no notes. god would encourage this)
doxxing one’s self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)
“does a grilled cheese count as toast?” (not for the purposes of this post)
“i don’t like toast please don’t kill me” (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)
people who put full ass meals on toast (based)
people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)
melty peanut butter (absolutely based)
“it’s a guilty pleasure but…nutella 😳” (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)
special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement
other highlights
beans on toast defenders (i will always support beans in any diet)
really strong opinions on what counts as toast and what does not for the purposes of this post (i left it vague for a reason)
a million avocado toast recipes that sound so delicious
someone who soft announced their pregnancy in the tags (congrats!)
“do i…have POTS?”
“KAYA TOAST MENTIONED 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾” (my people. my people. my people)
I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you’ve changed your name. I specifically meant the “brain offers the wrong word” kind of accidental name mix-up.
This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn’t?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go “turn left - no I mean right” so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.
I argued that mixing up the words isn’t the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog’s name doesn’t mean that she literally can’t tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this
Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I’m not the only person this has ever happened to.
I have four siblings. My parents have both gone at least once through the whole rooster before getting the right name
You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That’s fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July
guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again
