VM Quotes

pilot

nadz — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:10:31 GMT

Wallace: Oh no you don't. You really think I'm gonna let you get away with that? That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie.

~one of my favorite quotes ever!

aeroplane — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:29:54 GMT

Hi, I'm no longer that interested in VM and this community is dead anyway, so I'll be closing it. Unless one of you want to take over this community, then I'd be happy to give it to you.

xfaithlessxsinx — Wed, 10 May 2006 03:05:27 GMT

want to chat about vm finale on aim chat???

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aeroplane — Mon, 08 May 2006 01:02:37 GMT

A bunch of random quotes.

Veronica: So are you ready to be the bait, Corny?
Corny: Hell yeah. No one's better. I'm what you call the "Master Bait."

Dick: I am so good at this game, bro.
Logan: Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick.

+

Dick: Dude, am I drunk?
Logan: No, dude, you're just special.

+

Logan: Mr. Wu must really like his egg-drop soup.
Dick: Uh, does this assignment come with [Chinese accent] pot stickah?
Mr. Wu: Students! This experiment is a major test grade. For some of you, [looking at Dick] it means passing this class or not.
Dick: [to Logan] Dude, is Mr. Wu hitting on me?
Mr. Wu: Okay, people, that does it. I'm assigning your partners alphabetically. Dick, I think it's a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls to be working together.
Dick: So bad, it's good?
Mr. Wu: No.
Dick: [to Logan] God, I don't know how I'm gonna quit you. Shh! It's not me, it's Wu.

Veronica: Dick! You totally nailed me.
Dick: Oh man, so you're the fingernails chick from my New Year's party. I did nail you. That's funny-I remember you taller and less uppity.

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Dick: Please. You date Logan, he's nailed for murder. You date Duncan, he's wanted for kidnapping. You get put on Robbie and Hunter's jury, they get sent to Chino. You're like rich-dude Kryptonite, Veronica. This rich dude wants no part of it.

Mrs. Murphy: [to Veronica] Why don't you tell us your position on this.
Dick: All fours.

Dick: Miss Dumbass?
Ms. Dumass: It's "Dumass," Dick.
Dick: Well, my name's pronounced "Ree-shard," and it stinks back here. I think someone died.

Lamb: What are you up to, Veronica?
Veronica: Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds appear everytime you're near?

+

Lamb: Still picking winners, huh, Veronica?
Veronica: I told you, when I start picking losers, it's all you.

+

Veronica: We were just in the neighborhood, thought we'd stop by, solve a murder case for you.
Lamb: Bonus points for bringing the perp along.

Lamb: Before we go in there, you should probably know something about Veronica Mars. We need to be careful with this one. She's... slippery.
Agent Morris: Sheriff, we have interrogated al-Qaeda members at Gitmo. I think we can handle a teenage girl.

Lamb: [to Deputy Sachs] Look up Eli Navarro. There's got to be something outstanding we can book him on.
Weevil: Oh, if I did it, it was outstanding.

Officer: Number four, step forward.
Logan: Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always capturing my right side.

Logan: So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies.
Veronica: Did you hear anything from Hannah?
Logan: Does deafening silence count?
Veronica: You know, I'm not sure, but I think when they start shipping your girlfriends off, you are officially a bad boy. [they high-five each other]
Logan: Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling.

+

Veronica: Yep, I have no idea what compelled me to do that.
Logan: Is it because you're five?
Veronica: I'm a little punchy. I haven't been sleeping.
Logan: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
Veronica: Remind me: why did we break up?
Logan: Well, you thought the other guy had greener grass. Or was it something about me being too much man? No, wait. It was you - you were too much man.

Logan: You're not going to get all super-achiever on me, are you?
Wallace: I'm just trying to avoid flunking. Hearst would yank my scholarship.
Logan: Excellent. The bar is so low, we can step over it.
Logan: You don't like me much, do you?
Wallace: The last time we actually talked, you were bashing Veronica's headlights with a crowbar.
Logan: Ah, foreplay.

Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.

Super Huge Deputy: I moonlight over at Club Thin.
Veronica: Club Thin?
Super Huge Deputy: I'm a bouncer.
Veronica: Well, I didn't think you were a cage dancer.

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Mrs. Hauser: In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money.
Veronica: Is that a record?

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Veronica: Why can't the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?

Ms. James: The student who made the poster would like to have her photos back. Is there something you'd like to talk about?
Veronica: Yeah, but Jennifer Love Hewitt might be more qualified.
Ms. James: How's that?
Veronica: I'm being haunted. [Ms. James looks confused] And she's the Ghost Whisperer. [snapping fingers in a 'keep up' motion] These are the jokes...

Veronica: What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video?
Wallace: Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video.

+

Wallace: Yeah, you realize, don't you, that this guy you're trying to help out duct-taped me butt nekkid to a flagpole just last week?
Veronica: Man, you really hold a grudge.
Wallace: Yeah, I'm funny that way.

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Wallace: [Jamaican accent] Yeah, mon. Maybe I smoked so much ganja, I don't even remember doing it.
Veronica: What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Wallace: [normal voice] Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.

Weevil: You get lonely out here, remember: Weevil love you long time.

Weevil: Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
Veronica: You should really do that anyway.

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Weevil: I need your help.
Veronica: Ah, if I had fifty bucks every time someone said that.
Weevil: Look, I know it's a drag being you, and...
Veronica: No, seriously. I'm gonna need fifty bucks if you expect me to keep listening.

+

Weevil: You know, an 09er could come in here with tea leaves and a Ouija board and they'd send out a SWAT team. It's time for plan B.
Veronica: Not just yet, Dirty Harry.
Weevil: In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop.
Veronica: Uh, okay. Dirty Sanchez?

Question about a Logan quote

lovinspike247 — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:52:59 GMT

In Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner Logan says, "You've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet!" in the FBLA meeting.

Now this sounds like it's a reference to something, but I can't remember for what. Can anyone help me out?

Thanks... :D

2.07 and 2.08

xxxcinderella — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:14:33 GMT

Gia: Mrs. Howser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
Mrs. Howser: No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower.
Gia: Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.
Veronica: Your trellis is a whore.

Madison: 'Pretty Woman' is still my favourite movie. Vivian is, like, my hero.
Veronica: She's a hooker.
Gia: Only because she had to be.
Veronica: She's a hooker.

Logan: Uh, bit of advice: when looking for a sugar daddy, at least pick the richest guy in the hotel suite. [Kendall looks surprised] I'm sorry. Did that hurt your feeling?
Kendall: I can't believe you just said that to me. Doesn't this mean anything to you?
Logan: It does. It means I'm getting laid. And I owe your village a goat.

Veronica: Well, ass-slaps and high fives to Logan for bangin' the hot chick! Maybe she'll buy us beer.
Duncan: I'd ask her, but I think she'll be in there for awhile.

Logan: Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it.

Logan: Wow. So you're feelings have grown as your available balance has shrunk. It's like science!

Logan: Hey, remember when we made out against the sink and you had your legs around my waist?
Veronica: Stop, you'll make me blush.
Logan: Honestly, how much easier would your life be if you were indifferent to me?
Veronica: So much, since I'm really struggling. What do you want?

Veronica: Are you sick, or am I going to see you singing "Twist and Shout" on a parade float?

Logan: Seriously though, I was reading "Third Wheel: A Beginners Guide", and we should come up with some kind of codeword for when you guys are feeling frisky and dont want to be disturbed.
Veronica: Like, "scram"?
Logan: I was thinking "awkward". But "scram" is good, or "amscray". [opens door to see Kendall] You're not my grilled cheese.
Kendall: No. [sees Veronica and Duncan on the couch] iPod girl. With a waxy-eared boyfriend. Small world.
Veronica: [gestures with thumb and finger] Like this big.
Logan: My codeword will be... "endurance".

Veronica: If I need anybody punched in the face, I'll whistle for ya.

Veronica: Ohh, your being a jackass. It must be an even numbered day, I do so prefer the odd numbered days when your kissing my ass for a favor.
Logan: If you find out why this plastic surgeon is trying to get me sent away for killing Felix, I will make sure that all even numbered days are removed from the calendar.
Veronica: [smirks] Did Duncan go to bed?
Logan: Yes. And he wanted me to tell you to give me your undivided attention. Just pretend for a moment that your dog's life is at stake.

1.02 Credit Where Credit is Due

tinyangl — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:46:56 GMT

Several quotes that I love in this episode (Got it from TWIZTV transcripts):
WALLACE: Another big Friday night. You got plans?
VERONICA: I don’t know. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie maybe.
WALLACE: Congratulations. You’re officially Neptune High’s most boring person.
VERONICA: Did I mention the movie might be PG-13?
WALLACE: Ow! Jump back wild child.
VERONICA: What about you, Wallace? Your life still a non-stop Nelly video?
WALLACE: Hey, at least I want my life to be a non-stop Nelly video.

VERONICA: For me. I need you to copy all of Weevil’s attendance records from this past month and get them to me.
WALLACE: Do I look like James Bond to you?
VERONICA: Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

LILLY: Why’d you join Pep Squad, Veronica?
VERONICA: Umm, the PE credit. You?
LILLY: Veronica, I suffer from too much pep. I needed a pep outlet. Plus Sassy says girls who join the clubs really get the fellas.
VERONICA: ‘Cause you really need a lot of help on that front.
LILLY: Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

1.15 Ruskie Business

du_berg — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:18:43 GMT

Veronica: Come on Logan just give me your keys. Leo, can you follow us in your car?
Logan: No. No. No. No. Let's have a party like it's 1999.

brasaremean — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 19:51:38 GMT

love the community!!!!will promote

Quote Help

xxxcinderella — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 19:50:03 GMT

I was wondering if anyone knew what episode it was where Logan says to Veronica (I think) something like "You stabbed me in the back. It looks like we're right back where we started."

Thanks!

emicrea — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 13:55:30 GMT

I'll fix the memories later. Today's quote is:

From 1x13, Lord of the Bling:

Keith: And if you buy it, he's the scariest guy alive who's also launching a line of casual wear.

oddobsession — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:43:28 GMT

I have no idea what episode this is from, but it's one of my favorites. Forgive me if I paraphrase.

Veronica: Deputy Lamb is here, he's with the mayor.
Keith: Send them in.
Veronica: Yeah, I'll have Rod Serling wait out here on the couch.

Probably only funny to me because I love the Twilight Zone.

A few other favorites:

Weevil: Hey, you want a sody-pop?
Veronica: Actually, I think I want something with a little more kick. (start's chugging Duncan's whiskey bottle)
Veronica: Hmmm, iced tea. How very musical theatre of you.

Veronica: Hi everyone, say "repressed homosexuality"!

daily quote

emicrea — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 00:47:39 GMT

From 1x02, Credit Where Credit's Due

Troy: I'm Troy, by the way.
Veronica: I'm Veronica.
Troy: Really? Veronica. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.
Veronica: Makes more sense how?
Troy: Ah, it's nothing. It's just...never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy McBitch?

quote me

emicrea — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:52:27 GMT

I haven't posted for the last two days, so here's your daily quotes:

From Wrath of Con, 1x04:

Wallace: It's not going to work. You can't take the cool outta me. Look — pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice!

From Drinking the Kool-Aid, 1x09:

Veronica: He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

From Driver Ed, 2x02:

Logan: Hmm. What's different about you? Did you cut your hair or something? FYI, if the cuddling is the best part, he didn't do it right.

Err...hope it's alright for the last quote!

1x02: Credit Where Credit's Due

emicrea — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:02:37 GMT

Veronica: I printed out the entire browser history from Logan Echolls' computer in his fourth period computer lab class.

Wallace: So? Is he guilty?

Veronica: Well, of wanting desperately to see pictures of Alyssa Milano naked, yes.

I'll just post a daily quote each day now. Fun, right?

emicrea — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 15:41:11 GMT

1X15 Ruskie Business:

Wallace: Mexican hairless. What the point of havin' a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?
Veronica: Stay on task, Wallace.

Mehhhh....wanna promote vm_quotes? I'll give you a cookie. Or songs. Whichever.

brendablenda — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:34:27 GMT

Season one, Episode 1

Wallace: "That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman show, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!"

tammy_87 — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:45:22 GMT

[1x01 Pilot]

A class is in session. As the teacher, Mrs Murphy, walks forward, the students are revealed, including Veronica, whose head is resting on her arms on the desk. She looks to be asleep.

MRS MURPHY: This is advanced placement. We expect more. It’s called ‘An Essay on Man’ but what Pope’s really talking about is faith. Right? Anybody? Did anybody complete the reading? Veronica? Veronica Mars!

Veronica jerks upright. She wipes one eye, attempting to wake up.

VERONICA: Um-hum
MRS MURPHY: Congratulations, you’re my volunteer. Pope. An Essay on Man. Epistle I.
VERONICA: “Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never is, but always to be blest: The soul, uneasy and confined from home, Rests and expatiates in a life to come.”
MRS MURPHY: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
VERONICA: Life’s a bitch until you die.

It's unbelievable how that one single line made me love the show instantly. I love Veronica's face expression when she says that and how she says bitch like, for example, "Good day". Heh. Anyways, lovin' the community idea. Hopefully more people will post now that the second season has started in the US.

brendablenda — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:31:53 GMT

hey im new.....i just finished watching the last episode of Veronica Mars...im in Australia where it hasnt been released yet

i love the quote

During the 1st episode

when veronica's locker is checked and there is a picture of Vice Principal Van Clemmons
Veronica "wow this is a little embarrassing"

and another from the first episode

Veronica - "so its big huh?"

Weevil - "legendary"

veronica - "well lets see it...i mean of its as big as you say it is i'll be your girlfriend...we can go to prom together!!!"

well im off...... love the community!!!!

amaliak — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 04:56:01 GMT

Lord of the Bling (i think)
LOGAN: "We're not exchanging friendship braclets."
VERONICA: "I'll stop braiding."

this is fun!!

cheers.
--Lex

Affiliates

emicrea — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:50:59 GMT

If you want to affiliate, please comment here.

the best kind of funny

tangledwood — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 14:43:03 GMT

Oooh, lovely idea for a community. (VM Quotes = <3)

Principal Van Clemmons: Mr. Echolls ... I was wondering if I could have a word.

Logan: Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.

- The Girl Next Door

Can we post any kind of memorable Veronica Mars quotage, or are we sticking to the clever, quirky ones?

For the Love of Weevil

writeaholic — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:49:30 GMT

Weevil = "Hey remember, weevil love you Looong time!"

Great community idea! I love quotes!

Uh-Oh!

emicrea — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:36:35 GMT

So, this community is like very empty. Therefore it's going on HIATUS. But it's just for now. It'll come back. Eventually. Or when we get more members. *shrugs* So join, post, and promote! After the first post from someone besides me, it's off hiatus. ;)

1.10 An Echolls Family Christmas

emicrea — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:10:16 GMT

One of the more popular quotes:

Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.

Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!